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I am either running, watching a movie or a documentary, listening to a playlist I’ve listened to a thousand times, reading a book, playing chess or appreciating something.
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When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely
May 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely
Progress is measured in inches, not miles.
May 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Progress is measured in inches, not miles.
Karol G and Latto could be cousins.
May 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Karol G and Latto could be cousins.
As a kid, this movie seemed much better. I’m guessing it was because of all the hot people casted.
May 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
As a kid, this movie seemed much better. I’m guessing it was because of all the hot people casted.
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The Bisexual Agenda ™️
The Mask of Zorro, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl and The Mummy have something very specific in common but I can’t put my finger on it.
May 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The Bisexual Agenda ™️
Nothing beats identifying actors. I’m just realizing that Dr. Frankenstein in Van Helsing is the communist art caretaker from The Crown.
May 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Nothing beats identifying actors. I’m just realizing that Dr. Frankenstein in Van Helsing is the communist art caretaker from The Crown.
The Mask of Zorro, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl and The Mummy have something very specific in common but I can’t put my finger on it.
May 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The Mask of Zorro, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl and The Mummy have something very specific in common but I can’t put my finger on it.
I have never been this drunk before. While conscious.
March 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I have never been this drunk before. While conscious.
This new wave of macho is kinda funny to me because it’s just fragile men with privileged backgrounds acting tough, like… y’all ain’t even familiar with the real pure uncut misogyny.
February 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This new wave of macho is kinda funny to me because it’s just fragile men with privileged backgrounds acting tough, like… y’all ain’t even familiar with the real pure uncut misogyny.
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You know. I could be a little crazier than I actually am and y'all should be grateful.
February 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
You know. I could be a little crazier than I actually am and y'all should be grateful.
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"USAID workers and their families abroad had no agency help in fleeing after looters overran their homes in Kinshasa..."
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USAID staffers describe colleagues abandoned in violence in Congo as DOGE ends assistance programs
Newly filed affidavits of U.S. Agency for International Development workers describe a lieutenant of Trump ally Elon Musk and other outsiders directing the immediate termination of hundreds of U.S. ai...
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February 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"USAID workers and their families abroad had no agency help in fleeing after looters overran their homes in Kinshasa..."
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apnews.com/article/trum...
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Homemade burger go brr
February 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Homemade burger go brr
Rednecks really voted for a man who wants to redevelop Gaza with their taxes so he can build a new hotel out there with tax breaks, while they live and die in poverty.
I will never forget the political climate of my 20’s as long as I live.
I will never forget the political climate of my 20’s as long as I live.
February 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Rednecks really voted for a man who wants to redevelop Gaza with their taxes so he can build a new hotel out there with tax breaks, while they live and die in poverty.
I will never forget the political climate of my 20’s as long as I live.
I will never forget the political climate of my 20’s as long as I live.
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i don't think we should lose the capacity to be galled by the fact that the President of the United States believes that a trade deficit is the same thing as a budget deficit
Trump during his Super Bowl interview: "I think Canada would be much better off being a 51st state because we lose $200 billion a year with Canada, and I'm not gonna let that happen."
February 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
i don't think we should lose the capacity to be galled by the fact that the President of the United States believes that a trade deficit is the same thing as a budget deficit
Think about it, a bunch of the people on social media don’t even read. There’s a reason why their opinions piss you off.
Arguing with a stranger who isn’t even aware of their own biases seems like a lot of responsibility.
Arguing with a stranger who isn’t even aware of their own biases seems like a lot of responsibility.
February 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Think about it, a bunch of the people on social media don’t even read. There’s a reason why their opinions piss you off.
Arguing with a stranger who isn’t even aware of their own biases seems like a lot of responsibility.
Arguing with a stranger who isn’t even aware of their own biases seems like a lot of responsibility.
I’m too overqualified to argue on the internet.
February 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’m too overqualified to argue on the internet.
You know who deserved this, Meek Mill.
February 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
You know who deserved this, Meek Mill.
Big up Tubi and big up VPNs. There was no way I’d be able to live with myself if I missed this.
February 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Big up Tubi and big up VPNs. There was no way I’d be able to live with myself if I missed this.
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Needed this so much right now. I just called out the fact that Kendrick Lamar carried that red, white, and blue theme through. He owned it!
My fam knew what that meant.
THEY don’t want us here, but they do not own the flag. “Not Like Us”
My fam knew what that meant.
THEY don’t want us here, but they do not own the flag. “Not Like Us”
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Needed this so much right now. I just called out the fact that Kendrick Lamar carried that red, white, and blue theme through. He owned it!
My fam knew what that meant.
THEY don’t want us here, but they do not own the flag. “Not Like Us”
My fam knew what that meant.
THEY don’t want us here, but they do not own the flag. “Not Like Us”
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Trump having that next executive order being put together right now…No more Niggas at the Superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Trump having that next executive order being put together right now…No more Niggas at the Superbowl
Kanye tweeted about bell foot pants and Kendrick wearing them tonight. Charlemagne might’ve been right.
February 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Kanye tweeted about bell foot pants and Kendrick wearing them tonight. Charlemagne might’ve been right.
This nigga got gang colors forming the American flag.
February 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This nigga got gang colors forming the American flag.