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Jordan

@jordevio.soy

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Think about that. They/He because I can never be him. Wife: @uhmcheesedtomeetyou.com Icon: @yooshark.bsky.social

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Jordan @jordevio.soy · Apr 22

Yep it’s him

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Keith Stack @keithstack.com · 1h

This was the first thing I did once the minecarts unlocked, and I went online and saw two other racers doing the exact same thing. Big Miku sticker on Minecart is the hot thing right now.

Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds News [Unofficial] @soniccrossworlds.bsky.social · 1h

hatsune mi-cube

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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 4h

A shower curtain that is a screenshot of Ocarina of Time where the text “Water Temple” is on the screen, hung up over a shower.

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𝕞𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕤 🥀 The Big Cheese @uhmcheesedtomeetyou.com · 1h

ALSO JORDAN IS GONNA GET THAT ROBOT TOY WHERE I CAN WAYCH HIS EVERY MOVE SOON (ART BY @yooshark.bsky.social )

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KZXcellent Clips @kzxcellentclips.bsky.social · 1h

Jordan gives us the lowdown.

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Rip Cordman @lachm.page · Mar 9

"Wow my PokeGear is making weird noises! I Wonder that's about"

The Lake of Rage:

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(´-`)ノ @killer7th.bsky.social · 3h

Nintendo fans are- aaUUUGGHKKAAa- (a tall alien comes from behind me and rips my head off with my spine still attached)

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Xan Humphrey @cloutstrife1st.bsky.social · 3h

This is beautiful. I am the same. As a huge Nintendo fan I feel like I've never been wrong about speculation. Like when Sakurai was talking about the fans have the key to his heart, and the next day? Sora was revealed. Beautiful day just like today with pikmin #IloveNintendo #ThankyouSakurai

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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 3h

Nintendo fans especially are amazing about speculation (#thankyousakurai) so I bought the whole pikmin thing with those animated shorts until they just outright showed the pikmin and I smiled :)

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Jordan @jordevio.soy · 4h

dude

Jordan @jordevio.soy · 5h

Raichu :)

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illbleed for sego dreancas @impemboganecue.bsky.social · 5h

Very close to when they stop putting on a big show every time they get called Nazis and start openly saying "yeah, and?"

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 6h

Incredible.

Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.

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Dylan - Infetamine Nikki Enjoyer (Now on Steam) @zaffirorubino.bsky.social · 5h

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 8h

This is the aesthetic of the future

Kyle wolf
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someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but I just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue.
it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude

The photo is of an elderly woman in gray clothes that has been so bizarrely processed that it looks both totally over and desaturated

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Jordan @jordevio.soy · 6h

If the gameplay style never gets a new numbered FF dedicated to it I will blow my head off with a big gun

Jordan @jordevio.soy · 7h

Dude

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Jordan @jordevio.soy · 7h

Did he follow me

Jordan @jordevio.soy · 7h

My bad

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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 7h

It cannot be stressed enough that the majority of right wingers that engage in culture war nonsense are people who have PsyOp'd themselves into seeing "pattern recognition" everywhere in the same way that biblical numerologists have a heart attack every time they see the number 666 somewhere.