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The best thing before sliced bread
May 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Adam: deribbed for her pleasure.
March 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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The first Trump administration felt like it was full of 1960s Batman villains who’d use a flock of birds to steal a bank shaped like a giant ceramic pig. The second Trump administration feels like it’s full of 1980s Batman villains who’d break into your home and shoot your daughter to make a point.
March 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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FIRST CAMERA COMMERCIAL EVER

Guy looks out at a beautiful vista. "Sigh. If only my failing memory could be relied upon to recall such majesty and balm the woe of my later years."

Narrator - Take a picture. It'll last longer.
March 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
SNL 50 is great and all, but when will we celebrate our other sketch institutions? Like Geico, Progressive, Liberty Mutual
February 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
No one understands the bond between a man and the collection of free shirts he’s received from various events
February 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Finn Wolfhard implies the existence of Finn Wolfhard 2: Wolfharder, Finn Wolfhard with a vengeance, Live Finn or Wolfhard, and A good day to Wolfhard
February 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I feel as if it’s important to remind everybody that the Philadelphia Eagles kicked the piss out of Kansas City last night.
February 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Playing D&D with friends and inevitably we talk politics a bit.

DM: "Let's focus! We are talking about the monsters we can slay; not the ones we can't."
February 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I saw the Kanye ad yesterday (it aired in the Philly market, where we were) but didn't click on the link.

Today I found out it went to a website selling swastika T-shirts.

This was a Superbowl ad.

And it was to a website selling swastika T-shirts.

I feel like I'm losing my mind.
February 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The chiefs didn’t get their usual calls and couldn’t even score for 3.5 quarters. Then DeAndre Hopkins doubles down “you gonna ask about the refs now?” I don’t think we’ll be seeing the chiefs for a little bit
February 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Pat shoulda spent less time filming those commercials
February 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Literally the only time in life I will ever wish I had access to a live feed of Drake's face.
February 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Someone needs to show Kanye Superbad again
February 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Men only want one thing and that’s to defeat a larger man with a handlebar mustache in an underground, shirtless, fisticuffs ring
February 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Hell yeah I'm into AI. AIEEE!!
February 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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The NFL Hall is a stupid institution and I hope it burns down.
February 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The severance program but for reading the news
February 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Party’s here
February 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM