Joshua Kite
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Joshua Kite
@joshuakite.co.uk
Cloud Engineer. Various things interest me. Opinions stated are my own etc.

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The public denial has been issued...
December 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Really tired of @bsky.app signing me out every time I open the app on Android. Yes I've uninstalled/reinstalled etc. Lots of similar reports on Reddit go back months. No other services have this problem.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
One area I'm not enthusiastic about AI: AI 'artists' on #Spotify. Basically spam.
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Amazon Q shipped a feature where a rando hacker told it to run aws iam delete-user, and AWS said “Sure thing, pal!”

They caught it only because a journalist asked.

This isn’t “move fast and break things," it's “move fast and let strangers write your roadmap.”

www.lastweekinaws.com/blog/amazon-...
Amazon Q: Now with Helpful AI-Powered Self-Destruct Capabilities - Last Week in AWS Blog
Today 404Media released a truly stunning report that almost beggars belief. To break it down into its simplest form: A hacker submitted a PR. It got merged. It told Amazon Q to nuke your computer and ...
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July 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
@quinnypig.com Looks like there's a new cross platform malware hosting solution based on your favourite DB 😛 www.wired.com/story/dns-re...
Hackers Are Finding New Ways to Hide Malware in DNS Records
Newly published research shows that the domain name system—a fundamental part of the web—can be exploited to hide malicious code and prompt injection attacks against chatbots.
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July 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Bye bye Bitmoji. Not a fan of the new '3D style'
March 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I hear the new Bond girl is called Alexa Ordermorestuff
February 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"
February 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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AI technology: then and now.

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
February 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“You can’t rely on AI to write ‘proper’ production code” - or can you? From Zero to Production in a New Language in One Day

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#react #nextjs #claude #ai #llm #AIAcceleration
From Zero to Production in a New Language in One Day
“You can’t rely on AI to write ‘proper’ production code” - or can you? I recently had to write my first Java service for production use, with zero prior Java experience and a week’s deadline. In the e...
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January 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
🔥👁️🤑😲
December 12, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Cooking for guests and wanted to check manufacturer's page for recipes, hmmm... #impeckable
November 24, 2024 at 8:44 AM
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Noise canceling headphones.
Fear canceling goggles.
Emotion canceling ice cream.
November 23, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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I see a lot of you still sharing posts from the obviously fake Count Dracula account, so please be aware:

- the real Count would never post during daylight hours in Romania

- his full given name is Vlad, not Vladimir

- he does not actually say “blah” and would never write it out in a post
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
With all the drama around #WordPress, #Automattic and #WPEngine RN I'm so relieved I was able to migrate off wordpress a couple of years ago. Good luck to all WP users! There are many CMS options for every level of expertise. I chose this one: www.joshuakite.co.uk/posts/moving...
Moving my website from WordPress to Hugo
Original context # I originally set up a portfolio website back in 2016. At the time I was still chasing for Linux Sysadmin and as part of my studies/preparation I had been setting up LAMP/LEMP stacks...
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October 14, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,066,988!
September 21, 2024 at 3:12 AM