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Josufee
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Gamer, nurse, bad cajon player, decent cook.
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Whenever someone asks me if I need something I usually reply Meaning, Purpose and Dignity. Never get 'em tho
As 2025 comes to a close remember that God repeatedly warned Alex Jones about Gene Hackman, but Alex chose to do nothing at all. Other than telling his viewers about the prophetic dreams he ignored. About Gene Hackman dying. Thank you @knowledgefight.bsky.social, and sorry Gene that Alex ignored God
December 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Someone on reddit asked to be taught D&D, and when a few others piped up in agreement I offered to DM. Last night I sat in a bar at a table for an hour with the D&D Starter Set box on top of my backpack, no one showed. I haven't felt this much the friendless geek in a long time.
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So many great bands at Port City Blitz this year, goddamn
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I am frustrated and irked and I have a pattern of making stupid foolish decisions when I'm frustrated and irked and I should not do that now as badly as I want to
July 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials theonion.com/researc...
July 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I am going to Try Something for dinner. I'm gonna make noodles with cream sauce, and I have chicken, ham and peppers. I'm marinating the chicken and ham in TWO DIFFERENT THINGS and I can't be stopped
June 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Someone took my picture at today's rally in Shallotte, NC.
June 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Shallotte, NC. Population approx 4000.

#nokings
June 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Rock Over London, Rock Over Chicago. Wesley Willis, the Daddy Of Rock And Roll, happy birthday.
June 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Fun fact: "Stacey's Mom" was originally written as "Stacey's Dad Is Really Fuckin' Rad," but the band decided the time wasn't right
April 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If you are unable to kill your father to marry your mother, are you inOedipal?
March 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Do you count a work as done, if you left the door open to return?
March 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I love the final question of "Is there any evidence of that?" "You're a reporter, you should find out." Good answer, for a lying hack
"The president was begging the question" -- Leavitt on Trump's proclaiming an unconstitutional power to render Biden's pardons null and void
March 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Can you call that living?
Lest ye forget.
Dump
Muck
Doge-bags, thieves
JD (is he alive?)
All the GOP sympathizers
Are fucking terrorists.
March 18, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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I can't believe I met you. I can't believe the happiness I feel with you. You have a vast, vast soul and I will always, always, always come back to it. Kisses, kisses, kisses.
March 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"Oopsie...too late," Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele posted in response to the U.S. judge's order not to deport more than 200 Venezuelans.

What an incredibly shitty thing to say about fucking with people's lives.

www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
U.S. removes hundreds of alleged Venezuelan gang members under now-blocked authority
The United States has removed hundreds of alleged members of the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua using now-blocked authority from the 1798 Alien Enemies Act, U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio said on Sunday.
www.reuters.com
March 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Two words: Healthcare & Housing. Focus on these two priorities, of great importance to I'm guessing 97% of Americans, and Dems could make serious gains. But this is the DNCC, which has the moral strength of wet construction paper
March 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'm not sure where my post-apocalyse high fantasy falls, in which the mind flayers led by MechaUltharid are about to extinguish the sun
A taxonomy of "dark fantasy settings":

1. Basic high fantasy, except the ruler of the obligatory Evil Empire is a skeleton

2. Grimy Generically Medieval™ pseudohistorical fiction, but sometimes there's a wizard

3. The author has weird hangups and thinks it's messed up and evil when people fuck
March 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Troy Edgar never appeared to be the brightest bulb in interviews before, but wow does he look like an idiot here.
Some pretty stunning answers here from DHS Deputy Secretary Troy Edgar in today's interview with NPR's Michel Martin, in which Edgar equates pro-Palestinian protests with terrorist activity and can't point to any crime committed by Mahmoud Khalil: npr.org/2025/03/13/n...
March 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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British cartoonist R.E. "Becky" Burke has been detained by ICE since February 26, in a Tacoma, WA detention facility. ICE appears to be going after artists because they might try to make art in the US, or sell their art? Comics folks, we need to protect our own. www.comicsbeat.com/cartoonist-r...
March 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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In order to defeat CHAOTIC EVIL…

…you’re gonna need CHAOTIC GOOD.

Am I right?

Level 5 Dungeon Masters, please check in.
March 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
What's the process for seeking political asylum in Canada? Asking for a friend
March 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I have to shine a light on this joke
Better to Diogenes than die on your knees
March 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Walmart called the police on a cis-woman using the women's bathroom.

Even after proving she's a woman, "one deputy continued to question her appearance, insisting she 'looked like a man.'"

😡 😡 😡
Cis woman confronted by police officers in Arizona Walmart restroom for looking too masculine speaks out (exclusive)
“The only men in the women’s restroom were the cops,” Kalaya Morton said.
www.advocate.com
March 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM