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Joz
@jozk.me
Scientist (systems and data), he/him

Self-hosting, coffee, baseball, music, memes.

Born too late to enjoy capitalism, born too early to enjoy what comes next.
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happy belated large boulder the size of a small boulder day for those who celebrate
January 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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what if we could automate confirmation bias, and deploy it at scale
June 16, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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threads looks like an app that’s onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring
July 6, 2023 at 3:07 AM
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July 6, 2023 at 4:14 AM
Spicy
May 28, 2023 at 1:53 PM
May 12, 2023 at 12:01 PM
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terminator: come with me if you want to live

me:

terminator: I said come w–

me: I'm thinking
May 7, 2023 at 2:05 PM
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my biggest tweet of all time was these brassica memes: more proof that the universe finds ways to keep us humble
May 2, 2023 at 2:40 AM
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we cant change the past, but our future is unwritten. life gives us few opportunities to begin anew - but we are all sharing such a moment. right now. we can be whomever we want. we can be more. we can be better

what i’m trying to say is, nobody has to do the “it’s gonna be May” joke on this app
May 1, 2023 at 12:52 PM
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for some, a hellthread

for others, a hellhome
May 1, 2023 at 7:19 AM
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this place has essentially zero features but since thursday ive spent as much or more time here than twitter solely because it's just as silly but there's less of a chance of encountering the most soul-crushingly disgusting tweet you've ever read in ur life
It’s amazing how most social media apps think the key to success is slick features and clever algorithms but this app is still only bare-bones functional and the users are EUPHORIC just to have a site where they can post jokes and riff off each other without constantly drowning in death threats
May 1, 2023 at 2:43 AM
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you will all be able to run your own servers soon, and set your own moderation policies at the server as well as the community level.

but i need it to be calm enough for long enough that we can build out the rest of the system to give people more direct controls.
May 1, 2023 at 1:21 AM
Wake up. Check notifications. Time to get ready for another day in the BlueSky mines.
April 30, 2023 at 11:09 PM
Can someone hmu w a quick and dirty pickling brine recipe they’re a fan of?
April 30, 2023 at 5:20 AM
‘So what’s BlueSky like?’
Yeah, well, tumultuous. Sometimes we chase people with hammers, sometimes we make pizza, sometimes we get sucked into a hellthread of skeets, but atm it’s mostly titties which is pretty chill.
April 30, 2023 at 4:01 AM
He’s basically admitting it, folks
April 30, 2023 at 3:56 AM
Some irl bluesky
April 30, 2023 at 3:07 AM
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Amazing how people still don't get, after all this time, that what most people want is not the Athenian Forum For Rational Debate but rather a place to hang out with their friends
April 29, 2023 at 2:55 PM