All i want for Christmaaas is nuuuuudes
December 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
All i want for Christmaaas is nuuuuudes
I think I've seen enough cutesy stop motion videos for one lifetime
December 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I think I've seen enough cutesy stop motion videos for one lifetime
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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for the boys
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
for the boys
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You know what would fix me is going on a game show and being asked a series of questions where I can derive the answer to each one by remembering a key incident in my life in detail, all leading up to the present moment and the solution to my problems
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You know what would fix me is going on a game show and being asked a series of questions where I can derive the answer to each one by remembering a key incident in my life in detail, all leading up to the present moment and the solution to my problems
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Welcome to the jungle
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Welcome to the jungle
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
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are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
My piercings go jingling like Kabouter Plop
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My piercings go jingling like Kabouter Plop
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NHS gatekeepers are telling me that I have to defeat the Witch King of Angmar before they'll prescribe me estrogen
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
NHS gatekeepers are telling me that I have to defeat the Witch King of Angmar before they'll prescribe me estrogen
Cigarettes are disgusting
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Cigarettes are disgusting
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every hour on the hour my phone displays an alert disclosing my exact nearness to a man named Jeremy Oilcloth
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
every hour on the hour my phone displays an alert disclosing my exact nearness to a man named Jeremy Oilcloth
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To me AI is like ships. When I see a painting with a ship I am immediately bored.
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
To me AI is like ships. When I see a painting with a ship I am immediately bored.
I miss when short videos on the internet didn't loop. Good jokes were quick, punchy, fleeting.
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I miss when short videos on the internet didn't loop. Good jokes were quick, punchy, fleeting.
Larping the apocalypse on my day off
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Larping the apocalypse on my day off
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I don't think anyone should own more than 3 dogs, but I also don't think we should make that a law
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I don't think anyone should own more than 3 dogs, but I also don't think we should make that a law
I could do 2 backflips within 5 minutes of each other but I don't want to be a show-off
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I could do 2 backflips within 5 minutes of each other but I don't want to be a show-off
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
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its so dumb but this alan resnick comic always makes me lol
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
its so dumb but this alan resnick comic always makes me lol
Smoking in my lungs
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Smoking in my lungs
I'll hex you if you diss the stache
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I'll hex you if you diss the stache
Smoking in the shower
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Smoking in the shower