Paulie Ethylene 🇵🇷
@jr20k.bsky.social
Shorty, lemme tell you about my only vice...
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Paulie Ethylene 🇵🇷
@jr20k.bsky.social
· Nov 15
If you recognize me from another app...
No you don't.
No you don't.
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I love Wegmans so much
December 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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No John Mclane or Hans Gruber in the starting lineup?
spent twenty minutes of my christmas morning putting together my starting 22 of beloved christmas characters
December 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
No John Mclane or Hans Gruber in the starting lineup?
"Shook n----s turn witness. Real mens mind their own business."
- Daniel Dumile
- Daniel Dumile
Aye y’all know poly mean she can have 2 or more men too, right? 🌚
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
"Shook n----s turn witness. Real mens mind their own business."
- Daniel Dumile
- Daniel Dumile
That feeling when you're the one MFer at the karaoke spot who means BUSINESS, but the rest of these people are tourists...
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
That feeling when you're the one MFer at the karaoke spot who means BUSINESS, but the rest of these people are tourists...
Some of you don't squeegee your shower when you're done, and it shows.
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Some of you don't squeegee your shower when you're done, and it shows.
I was worried about not being cishet, switchy, or creepy enough but now that I've seen these test results...
December 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I was worried about not being cishet, switchy, or creepy enough but now that I've seen these test results...
I used to think the song was called "birthday text."
Like someone texts you happy birthday, and that's what the jist of the song is.
Someone gave me an advanced degree, y'all.
Like someone texts you happy birthday, and that's what the jist of the song is.
Someone gave me an advanced degree, y'all.
Jeremih aint make Birthday Sex for this erasure! 😂
Is it expected to get cracked for your birthday?
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I used to think the song was called "birthday text."
Like someone texts you happy birthday, and that's what the jist of the song is.
Someone gave me an advanced degree, y'all.
Like someone texts you happy birthday, and that's what the jist of the song is.
Someone gave me an advanced degree, y'all.
Put it in your mouth.
In your mother fucking mouth.
In your mother fucking mouth.
Name your fav song lyric.
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Put it in your mouth.
In your mother fucking mouth.
In your mother fucking mouth.
Mark Rosario >>> Ron Mexico
Newly-released bodycam video shows police officers’ first interaction with Luigi Mangione inside a McDonald’s in Altoona, Pennsylvania. In the video, he claims to be ‘Mark Rosario’ after staff called police when customers recognized him from the news.
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Mark Rosario >>> Ron Mexico
Cherry Coke
Excuse me but cocaine comes in colors
a man in a plaid shirt and tie has a badge around his neck
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt and tie has a badge around his neck
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Cherry Coke
They are playing nothing but redneck country on the jukebox at this bar ... And I CAN'T WAIT until the "Triumph" by WuTang I added breaks this combo.
#ibombatomically
#ibombatomically
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
They are playing nothing but redneck country on the jukebox at this bar ... And I CAN'T WAIT until the "Triumph" by WuTang I added breaks this combo.
#ibombatomically
#ibombatomically
Surely this regular season win against a two win team will make Eli Manning not beat the undefeated 2007 Patriots
Mike Vrabel exorcising some demons from 2007
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Surely this regular season win against a two win team will make Eli Manning not beat the undefeated 2007 Patriots
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“10 strange habits intelligent people have that confuse others”
1. Using the blue shell
1. Using the blue shell
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
“10 strange habits intelligent people have that confuse others”
1. Using the blue shell
1. Using the blue shell
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OMG.
On demand shoulder tackling deadbeats?? This needs an Emmy, a new season with 25 episodes, and a movie.
On demand shoulder tackling deadbeats?? This needs an Emmy, a new season with 25 episodes, and a movie.
October 16, 2025 at 11:10 AM
OMG.
On demand shoulder tackling deadbeats?? This needs an Emmy, a new season with 25 episodes, and a movie.
On demand shoulder tackling deadbeats?? This needs an Emmy, a new season with 25 episodes, and a movie.
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denzel came home so excited to tell me a joke --
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
"I never let a garbanzo on my face"
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
"I never let a garbanzo on my face"
a man with a beard wearing a black hat and a black jacket is smiling
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a black hat and a black jacket is smiling
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
denzel came home so excited to tell me a joke --
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
"I never let a garbanzo on my face"
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
"I never let a garbanzo on my face"
I super want shaboozey to sing at the MAGA Superbowl thing, and then do nothing but Bad Bunny Covers.
The way I would feel fucking FREE.if that happened? Woooooooooooo
The way I would feel fucking FREE.if that happened? Woooooooooooo
October 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I super want shaboozey to sing at the MAGA Superbowl thing, and then do nothing but Bad Bunny Covers.
The way I would feel fucking FREE.if that happened? Woooooooooooo
The way I would feel fucking FREE.if that happened? Woooooooooooo
I feel like the Mariners are the Mets, but without the intergenerational trauma
Still the Mets, tho.
Still the Mets, tho.
October 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I feel like the Mariners are the Mets, but without the intergenerational trauma
Still the Mets, tho.
Still the Mets, tho.
This is football.
Brain trauma porn.... Am I missing something?
No. I'm not.
Brain trauma porn.... Am I missing something?
No. I'm not.
The QB is taking too many hits and was in and out of the blue tent between throwing dimes. The RB is doing backflips on the MetLife turf and seems like he even wants the air to hit him hard. The Giants have simply decided they are gonna walk on the surface of the sun behind them.
October 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
This is football.
Brain trauma porn.... Am I missing something?
No. I'm not.
Brain trauma porn.... Am I missing something?
No. I'm not.
A reminder:
Ten G's will take your daughter out of Air Forces.
Ten G's will take your daughter out of Air Forces.
October 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
A reminder:
Ten G's will take your daughter out of Air Forces.
Ten G's will take your daughter out of Air Forces.
Is Kid Rock named in the Epstein Files?
There's only one way to be sure...
There's only one way to be sure...
October 11, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Is Kid Rock named in the Epstein Files?
There's only one way to be sure...
There's only one way to be sure...
This makes me remember how the troops refused to fire or even move upon the crowds of protesting civilians in the final days of the Communist Soviet regime.
I wonder if the "signing bonus weekend warrior" ice agent on your block actually wants any smoke from - actual - US Marines...
I wonder if the "signing bonus weekend warrior" ice agent on your block actually wants any smoke from - actual - US Marines...
And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!
Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
September 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This makes me remember how the troops refused to fire or even move upon the crowds of protesting civilians in the final days of the Communist Soviet regime.
I wonder if the "signing bonus weekend warrior" ice agent on your block actually wants any smoke from - actual - US Marines...
I wonder if the "signing bonus weekend warrior" ice agent on your block actually wants any smoke from - actual - US Marines...