JSG
@jsg15.bsky.social
Middle-aged Canadian into obscure things like baseball, hockey and indie rock
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JSG
@jsg15.bsky.social
· Dec 2
(into the void ...) If I wanted to see terrible tweets, I would go where the tweets live.
Annual lament: whyyyyyy can't the World Juniors start today instead of tomorrow? Why.
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Annual lament: whyyyyyy can't the World Juniors start today instead of tomorrow? Why.
A Dec. 22 firing! Rough, however otherwise unsurprising it may be.
The Maple Leafs have fired assistant coach Marc Savard. The Leafs power play went 0-for-10 over their most recent three-game road trip.
December 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
A Dec. 22 firing! Rough, however otherwise unsurprising it may be.
Utter dogshit, these Leafs. With apologies to dog shit.
December 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Utter dogshit, these Leafs. With apologies to dog shit.
Alright, time to unburden: you don't have to spell Joe Bowen's nickname "Bonsie" like he nonsensically does.
December 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Alright, time to unburden: you don't have to spell Joe Bowen's nickname "Bonsie" like he nonsensically does.
Well, well, well. NOW it's bat time.
@JeffPassan tweeted
Right-handed reliever Tyler Rogers and the Toronto Blue Jays are in agreement on a three-year, $37 million contract with a fourth-year vesting option, a source tells ESPN. One of the most consistent relievers in MLB goes to the AL champs. First on the deal was @Ken_Rosenthal.
Right-handed reliever Tyler Rogers and the Toronto Blue Jays are in agreement on a three-year, $37 million contract with a fourth-year vesting option, a source tells ESPN. One of the most consistent relievers in MLB goes to the AL champs. First on the deal was @Ken_Rosenthal.
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Well, well, well. NOW it's bat time.
More like Yohendrick Didnotgo!
Yohendrick Pinango, a 23-year-old outfielder who came over in the Nate Pearson trade, is a candidate to be taken in the Rule 5 draft according to people who know the Blue Jays' system.
Pinango hit .258/.361/.430 with 15 home runs in the upper minors this year.
Pinango hit .258/.361/.430 with 15 home runs in the upper minors this year.
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
More like Yohendrick Didnotgo!
Starting to think the Raptors will not take home basketball's greatest prize, the Emirates NBA Cup®.
December 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Starting to think the Raptors will not take home basketball's greatest prize, the Emirates NBA Cup®.
What we have here is a failure to tank, Leafs. Do better.
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
What we have here is a failure to tank, Leafs. Do better.
Treliving and all the coaches can be fired now, right? RIGHT? No? Goddammit.
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Treliving and all the coaches can be fired now, right? RIGHT? No? Goddammit.
Just when I had finally stopped mixing Bieber and Cease up ... nevertheless! Hooray!
This is the exact type of deal the #BlueJays needed in their rotation.
Kevin Gausman and Shane Bieber are free agents after 2026 while José Berríos has a player option.
Now, in Cease and Trey Yesavage, two new long-term cornerstones. A massive statement by Toronto.
Kevin Gausman and Shane Bieber are free agents after 2026 while José Berríos has a player option.
Now, in Cease and Trey Yesavage, two new long-term cornerstones. A massive statement by Toronto.
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Just when I had finally stopped mixing Bieber and Cease up ... nevertheless! Hooray!
UPDATE:
Still not over the Rojas homer.
Still not over the Rojas homer.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
UPDATE:
Still not over the Rojas homer.
Still not over the Rojas homer.
A little skeptical of how the IBL becoming the pro CBL will work out, but very hopeful that this will get the stats on @baseball-reference.com like the other indy leagues! www.theibl.ca/news/a-new-e...
News: A New Era for Independent Professional Baseball in Canada Begins - Intercounty Baseball League
Official Website of the Intercounty Baseball League, the top-level baseball league in Canada, boasting ex-major league professional and elite NCAA college
www.theibl.ca
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A little skeptical of how the IBL becoming the pro CBL will work out, but very hopeful that this will get the stats on @baseball-reference.com like the other indy leagues! www.theibl.ca/news/a-new-e...
At least the Leafs have an atrocious GM in charge of fixing this.
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
At least the Leafs have an atrocious GM in charge of fixing this.
These Leafs are genuinely bad, huh. Great work, Tree.
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
These Leafs are genuinely bad, huh. Great work, Tree.
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I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
![A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below:
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean:
brb = bell rang bro
rofl = rang out for lost (crew)
bff = big freakin' freigher
lol = Load of Ore on the Lake
smh = shift minutes to hours
glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter
tbh = taconite be haulin'
stfu = steer the freighter upwind
tfw = that freakin' witch (of November)
asl = a ship lost
gg = Gitche Gumee
idc = immoderate deadweight capacity
btw = beneath the waves
afk = a freighter kaput
hbd = hauler's beacon down
ily = iron load yonder
jk = just [24] kilometers
lmao = lost my abyssal ore
nbd = north bound draft
glhf = good lord, hold flooding
omg = obliteratingly massive gales
tmi = too much iron
wtf = White Fish (Bay)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccm7gttkbfs2eyyrlpshmeun/bafkreib6ughtj23oqdskaisavrueyn6fijujbp2e663h6p6ukx74lbibyu@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
Jays fan update: I am finally coming out of it, and ready for Transactions.
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Jays fan update: I am finally coming out of it, and ready for Transactions.
Mamdani and stuff! Bieber opting in! A night like this might be enough to break a person out of his funk a little ...
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Mamdani and stuff! Bieber opting in! A night like this might be enough to break a person out of his funk a little ...
Woof.
It's gonna be quite unpleasant to switch to watching these particular Leafs after the WS.
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Woof.
"The Leafs have made me immune to sports grief," he went around telling people for years on end. The fool! The absolute king of fools.
November 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
"The Leafs have made me immune to sports grief," he went around telling people for years on end. The fool! The absolute king of fools.
Dear coworkers: our estimated time to be able to discuss the World Series is currently seventeen weeks. Please hold patiently.
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Dear coworkers: our estimated time to be able to discuss the World Series is currently seventeen weeks. Please hold patiently.
Miguel Rojas is gonna rob me of sleep for a while, huh?
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Miguel Rojas is gonna rob me of sleep for a while, huh?
Don't usually care about awards, but no UT Gold Glove for Ernie (not to mention Vlad and Kirk) is the perfect weekend capper.
November 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Don't usually care about awards, but no UT Gold Glove for Ernie (not to mention Vlad and Kirk) is the perfect weekend capper.
The number of people talking to this bot sure makes it extra annoying that @bluejays.com is STILL just reserved for theoretical use.
It was a magical ride with all of you.
Our city, our home, our fans showed up on the grand stage...and we couldn't be prouder.
Our city, our home, our fans showed up on the grand stage...and we couldn't be prouder.
November 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The number of people talking to this bot sure makes it extra annoying that @bluejays.com is STILL just reserved for theoretical use.
The series was all gravy after such an impossible season ... until it seemed like they'd win it. In the end, this one leaves a big mark.
Sports!
Sports!
November 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The series was all gravy after such an impossible season ... until it seemed like they'd win it. In the end, this one leaves a big mark.
Sports!
Sports!
I'm not above blaming Jack Morris.
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I'm not above blaming Jack Morris.