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This is how they played The First of Us
🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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so sad that these big brave boys are gonna slip and shoot their own dicks off :((( so tragic :((((
Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.

This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
January 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Make it viral.
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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I'm not sure anything will ever top Fall 2007 for me

Pure gaming nirvana
January 7, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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I remember thinking “why would they open Jurassic Park again? All those people died!” Or “why would they have another summer camp at Crystal Lake after Jason killed all those people for seven consecutive movies?” but it’s gotten to the point with things where it’s like yeah they’d do that for money
December 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Landmark week for assholes getting punched in the face
December 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Trump implying that one of his supporters murdered Rob Reiner for criticizing him is really something
Classy as always.
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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The Right: preferred pronouns? I don’t have to respect that bullshit, I’m free to act as I like

Also the Right: I demand you conform to my elaborate rituals designed to guard against me fucking you
These people have serious problems.
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Fun that that this country is burning down because a handful of emotionally stunted dudes were furious they can’t get laid without living up to the low bar standard of “don’t be a fucking weirdo”
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Nobody was walking through mysterious fog like him
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM