Ryan
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I took the money I was saving for my honeymoon and bought a cemetery plot
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here he comes old mr D himself, hey looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
A Dershowitz bag lunch special capping a day that started with Cheney dying and saw Mamdani win would have to go down as the first good day of year
Haha unless
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
here he comes old mr D himself, hey looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
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McDonald’s is really the last place I’d ever expect to get snitched on if I perpetrated a massive crime. It should be a safe haven for criminals and law abiding citizens alike. This is very concerning.
December 9, 2024 at 7:31 PM
McDonald’s is really the last place I’d ever expect to get snitched on if I perpetrated a massive crime. It should be a safe haven for criminals and law abiding citizens alike. This is very concerning.
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Already a dick move for cyndi laupers dad to call her and ask when she's going to "live her life right" but why's he gotta call in the middle of the night
November 26, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Already a dick move for cyndi laupers dad to call her and ask when she's going to "live her life right" but why's he gotta call in the middle of the night
ok NOW actually
fuck I might have to actually start using this site
November 25, 2024 at 9:25 PM
ok NOW actually
fuck I might have to actually start using this site
October 18, 2023 at 12:49 AM
fuck I might have to actually start using this site
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a Lin-Manuel Miranda musical about the Krassenstein's
September 26, 2023 at 12:09 AM
a Lin-Manuel Miranda musical about the Krassenstein's
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I’m getting my dick sucked on the Fourth of July!
July 4, 2023 at 2:17 PM
I’m getting my dick sucked on the Fourth of July!