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@banjeaux.bsky.social
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"COVID and Cambria" at the other place. I swear, you guys make me sign up for 13, 14 more social media sites, I'm out of here!
CRASH. It's that bad. It takes up like three spots on the Top Five Worst Best Picture Winners list.
Late night question for the gang: what’s your LEAST favorite Best Picture winner that’s not Crash?
December 14, 2025 at 6:06 AM
tfw I drink a Moxie
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I haven't seen the movie since I was a child, so I thought this was two nuns holding a penis pump 😭😭😭
the energy i’m bringing to 2025
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Recently learned the reason cinematographer Greig Fraser didn't shoot DUNE PART 3 and can't shoot THE BATMAN PART 2... is because he's shooting all four Beatles movies.
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
UP IN THE AIR
Something for my film head friends: what's the most centrist film you can think of? I'm in editing hell and my brain's just not connecting some dots atm.
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Horror anthology recs anyone?

Please don’t limit it to English language, but please do limit body horror specifically people morphing against their will (consensual morphing and mutilation OK for some reason, phobias don’t make sense OK???)
December 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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They had to make AI the Person of the year because we all won it in 2006 and there hasn’t been a single cool person born since then
December 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Me after watching BAD MONKEY on a whim:
Apple TV is really the best streaming service and it's not close. Still cheap. No ads. And they have hit after hit after hit that don't feel like cash grabs.
December 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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What I love about Jonathan Demme is that he searches for poetry in the tacky, the everyday. I value that much more highly than the so-called tasteful movies people make. It takes more courage to be as unhighfalutin and democratic as he. (1988)
December 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If you haven't already, do yourself a favor and watch THE LOWDOWN. One of the year's best shows.
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
referring to Zach Woods as "the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office" lol this website (derogatory)
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
No one:

Carol Sturka:
i don’t think i can accurately articulate how much i despise vegas
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
lol listen to the SOUND it makes. I half expected gold rings to pop out that mf
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
@dogfoodeater.bsky.social Because of a current hit streaming show, I had to explain "yuri" to my mother. didn't know who else to tell this tp
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Some sicko in Silicon Valley is reading this, not realizing "AI is psyops at scale" is a bad thing
Two independent studies found that AI chatbots were better at persuading voters than political ads. The most persuasive bots also lied the most. This is something that humans working in psyops have known for decades. AI is psyops at scale. www.technologyreview.com/2025/12/04/1...
December 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This, but unironically.
Name the lead characters of THE APARTMENT? You can’t? Guess I just proved this movie has no cultural relevance or value!
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
wow. dude really said "biblically accurate orange" back in 1953
Concentric Rinds Colour, 1953 #mcescher #opart
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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@katiecouric.bsky.social the woman that you are
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Bring back gatekeeping
Pat McAfee put out a song titled Dookie and it's much worse than any dookie you could imagine
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I knew the movie was in trouble when they didn't call it "Six Nights at Freddy's"
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 AM
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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But the memes are somehow still worth it right gang
Gov. @gavinnewsom says he disagrees with Mayor @zohrankmamdani about the need for a wealth tax on billionaires, which he is “adamantly against” - says Dems are a “big tent party” with both views.

More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM