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Juliana
@juliana.me
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Code & design human from Berlin // she/her
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molly.wiki
we’re all trying to find the guy etc etc
OpenAI Wants To Use Biometrics To Kill Bots And Create Humans Only Social Network
OpenAI is quietly building a social network and considering using biometric verification like World’s eyeball scanning orb or Apple’s Face ID to ensure its users are people, not bots.
www.forbes.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
RIP 2025

2025-2025
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
juliana.me
thankfully youtube made chapter marks for this trailer
YouTube auto generated chapter section reading "Gay"
December 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
juliana.me
i love the future
Screenshot of Windows 11 with a very plain window open that has a clock illustration, a loading indicator and text that reads: "Clock needs an update. We are getting the update ready for you..."
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
juliana.me
this is a great example of how microeconomics can be applied to macroeconomics as well

birthday revenue is through the roof as you can imagine
Two side-by-side diagrams showing circular exchanges of value. Left diagram (from New York Times): Microsoft and OpenAI are connected by two arrows. A pink arrow goes from Microsoft to OpenAI labeled “$13 billion funding.” A yellow arrow goes from OpenAI back to Microsoft labeled “$13 billion cloud computing.” Right diagram (adapted version): “Friend” and “Me” are connected in the same structure. A pink arrow goes from Friend to Me labeled “25€ dinner.” A yellow arrow goes from Me back to Friend labeled “25€ gift card.” The right diagram mirrors the first to illustrate the same circular exchange pattern on a smaller, personal scale.
November 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
juliana.me
me when my friends log off at 2am
October 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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ndrew.bsky.social
the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
juliana.me
not necessarily what I wanted to know, though...
Screenshot of Google search query for "when will the da", with the first suggestion being "when will the day of judgement come".
August 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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devinellekurtz.bsky.social
My Neighbor Demon-Tiger
A digitally painted fanart of Kpop Demon Hunters. Rumi, a Korean pop star in her early 20s, stands under a yellow umbrella in the pouring rain outside a glowing corner store. Next to her is the silly blue tiger derpy, sitting in the wet street with no umbrella. The tiny, six-eyed bird Sussie sits on top of Derpy's head with a tiny red umbrella. The colors skew toward a glowing magenta.
August 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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eiramew.bsky.social
"People are quick to project human features on things they don't understand."
#Prey2017 #Art #Illustration
August 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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stasiscommand.bsky.social
the difference between 15 minutes and 20 minutes cannot be overstated. 15 minutes is basically 7-10 minutes and 20 minutes is basically 30 minutes
August 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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meredithmeredith.bsky.social
Stand by this: www.politico.com/newsletters/...
What’s a technology that you think is overhyped? I’m going to give a sideways answer to this, which is that the venture capital business model needs to be understood as requiring hype. You can go back to the Netscape IPO, and that was the proof point that made venture capital the financial lifeblood of the tech industry. Venture capital looks at valuations and growth, not necessarily at profit or revenue. So you don’t actually have to invest in technology that works, or that even makes a profit, you simply have to have a narrative that is compelling enough to float those valuations. So you see this repetitive and exhausting hype cycle as a feature in this industry. A couple of years ago, you would have been asking me about the metaverse, then last year, you would have asked me about Web3 and crypto, and for each of these inflection points there’s an Andreessen Horowitz manifesto. It’s not simply that one piece of technology is overhyped, it’s that hype is a necessary ingredient of the current business ecosystem of the tech industry. We should examine how often the financial incentive for hype is rewarded without any real social returns, without any meaningful progress in technology, without these tools and services and worlds ever actually manifesting. That’s key to understanding the growing chasm between the narrative of techno-optimists and the reality of our tech-encumbered world.
February 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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ceej.online
lot of questions about my headline already answered by my headline
July 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
juliana.me
Google's like "Hey, we made YouTube videos take 5 seconds to load when you have an ad-blocker"

You know what takes longer than 5 seconds? Watching an ad!
Screenshot of small pop-up on YouTube reading "Experiencing interruptions? Find out why"
June 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
juliana.me
Ikea conditioned me that when I smell cardboard I think of hot dogs
June 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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ohcripes.bsky.social
Yes Copilot, that's exactly what I was thinking too!
Code snippet reading "GameObject ToyBoat" followed by AI generated suggestion "GameObject FromyBoat".
April 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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zzzbookwormzzz.bsky.social
KITTY
April 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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sarahjeong.bsky.social
everything's computer
March 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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exocomics.com
tough talk
August 8, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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chancethelawyer.bsky.social
why is this so real rn
January 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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errant-signal.com
I made a new sign I think I'm gonna get a lot of opportunities to point to in the next... forever
The Simpsons "Don't make me point at the sign" meme where the sign reads "Democrats will continue to lose to fascists until they truly believe in something."
January 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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edzitron.com
Very cool Casey, sounds like OpenAI's agent thing is extremely stupid and sucks and doesn't do anything interesting, and is also broken. Sounds like a really "compelling demonstration"
OpenAl launches its agent Hands on with Operator - a promising but frustrating new frontier for artificial intelligence How you feel about Operator will depend heavily on what you hope to get out of it. If you're looking for a polished virtual assistant to which you can confidently hand off shopping and research tasks, I suspect you'll be disappointed: at the moment, using Operator is significantly slower, more frustrating, and more expensive than simply doing any of these tasks yourself. If you're interested in the bleeding edge of Al progress, though, and want to get a sense of what the future could look like, Operator offers a compelling demonstration. Using it on Thursday reminded me a bit of the first time I took a ride in one of Google's self driving cars: half-baked though the product may have been at the time, it also represented an extraordinary technological achievement and seemed likely to shape our world for years to come. My most frustrating experience with Operator was my first one: trying to order groceries. "Help me buy groceries on Instacart," I said, expecting it to ask me some basic questions. Where do I live? What store do I usually buy groceries from? What kinds of groceries do I want? It didn't ask me any of that. Instead, Operator opened Instacart in the browser tab and begin searching for milk in grocery stores located in Des Moines, lowa. At that point, I told Operator to buy groceries from my local grocery store in San Francisco. Operator then tried to enter my local grocery store's address as my delivery address.
January 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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thenovaluna.bsky.social
If you're mean to me just know this is who you're being mean to:
January 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM