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setup wizard in their 27 cent life crisis

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on twitter i was funny. these are just my thinkings

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snow is too bad to go to my beloved cookie walk. this world has taken much from me
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
cannot overstate importance of heated blanket
December 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
shoutout to the worst matzo ball soup i have ever had from giant eagle and the zionist man who served it to me. never again means never again will i buy matzo ball there
December 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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was drifting off to sleep but I suddenly imagined the world's largest bee and scared myself awake. Luckily I am able to resume my slumber once I think of an even larger bee but this one's on my side
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i thought this was how i learn that joe biden dead but no, i guess not
Joe Biden was old but he wasn’t a fucking xenophobic racist dictator wannabe.
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.

She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
A Babson College student wanted to surprise her family for Thanksgiving. She was deported instead. - The Boston Globe
Any Lucia Lopez Belloza was at Logan to catch a flight to Texas when immigration authorities detained her as she was about to board the plane.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
why is every single person i meet named emily from here on out
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the price of community
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
cynthia and ariana have fucked and they can't just be normal about it
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
on youtube shorts i hate the guy that's like, "Japan's Candy Aisle Just Got A Major Upgrade! Check out this new Minature Bendable Chocolate with Edible Gummy Shells," does anyone know that guy
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
(film guy who's only ever seen Ice Age 2) no you do not understand the siginifance, scrat is literally sisyphus-
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
reading through 10+ years old message-boards of people arguing about keeping wild rabbits as pets, this is the spice of life!!!, this was what the internet was made for!!
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
this is what this website's all about
Fat tabby looking cute 😁
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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The word twice. So good they named it twice.
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
still shocking how everyone likes Dispatch so much, we finished it yesterday and were so disappointed

also, spoiler i guess
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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No Nut November is like Pride Month for people whose fetish is sexual guilt

r/NoFap is their Stonewall Inn
November 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
do i buy the same wallet that i currently have, again

(i paid 4 dollars for it in 2021, i'm seeing it on poshmark for 28)
October 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
one of the dentists who operated on me said that she saw my septum ring in the x-ray beforehand and thought it was cool,
I take those wins
October 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
lehh
October 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.

Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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ZOHRAN MAMDANI SURVIVOR AD THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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When no one was looking I snuck a bottle of roll-on salad dressing—a completely made-up product—into the town’s time capsule.
October 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
listen to women!! if a woman tells you she's a bad person, believe her!!
October 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i'm like if an unstoppable force and an immovable object had a baby
October 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM