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no fucking kings
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america: fuck yeah.
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Fantastic news: Jumhyn has been nominated for a Business Excellence Award
January 7, 2026 at 11:18 AM
dudes rock moment
Zohran Mamdani, the first Muslim New York City mayor, will also be the first mayor to use the Quran at his swearing in. For his ceremony at City Hall, he will use his grandfather’s and at least one other family Quran.
Mamdani Will Be First N.Y.C. Mayor to Use the Quran at His Swearing-In
Zohran Mamdani, New York City’s first Muslim mayor, will use two family Qurans and one that belonged to the writer Arturo Schomburg at his two swearing-in ceremonies.
nyti.ms
December 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
if im in a foreign country im trying to get fleeced at least a little
December 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
white boy in thailand day 1: got sunburned sitting in the shade
December 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
french flight attendant is running the show and taking names. i love him
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This image is how I discovered Mitra Jouhari
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I’m not generally an “unfollower” but one thing I cannot abide is habitual self-retweeting
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Justice for Desharne
A federal judge has denied a woman's lawsuit claiming that when she was 11, she wrote letter to Starburst's parent company inventing the concept of the two-flavor "Duo" ... only for the company to steal it decades later. ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Can’t stop saying “whither” in the work Slack
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Love his music but I do not support him trying to kill George Washington
Mayor of NYC and the President are not always allies.
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I’m whencemaxxing. I’m thitherpilled.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Probably the funniest statement you could release in this scenario
NEW: Mark Epstein says that the "Bubba" he joked about with his brother Jeffrey Epstein "is not, in any way, a reference to former President
Bill Clinton."
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
every social media platform that turned a double-tap on a picture into a “like” instead of a “zoom” should be tarred and feathered
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
charly bliss mentioned
What thin gruel we would've had to suffer for 15 years until Charly Bliss was ready to take up the mantle. Hurley? One Format album? You should be down on your knees thanking God that Damian Kulash's sister is a choreographer with too much free time
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
workplace compliance training speedrun (world record)
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
vaxxed?
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
will smith just slapped chris rock at the oscars
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
got the new iphone but my life did not immediately improve. hmmmmmm. further investigation needed
October 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
As a total layperson it’s actually surprising to me that the cost of construction here is quoted at *only* ~4x the same square footage for an apt building. I would not have batted an eye if construction costs at the White House were, like, 10x those of normal construction!
October 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
oh word?
October 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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our purely arbitrary betrayal of Canada is one of the things which makes me angriest about Trump II
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It’s freeing to become a 😂 guy
October 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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my paternal great grandparents got off a boat in Newark and were americans from the moment they touched american soil. my only objection to that pattern is that i think we should send a plane to pick up anyone who declares themselves an american.
blood-and-soil nativism repels me on a cellular level
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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like. what metric are you even trying to optimize. the people who told you "you cannot hit a target you cannot define, and you have no theory of what this 'product' even is, or how it would make money" are right.
October 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM