Petty Spaghetti, PhD
@juniebrijones.bsky.social
Passionate about high-quality shit talk about maga morons and religious hypocrisy with a sprinkle of the real housewives here and there
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Bro got fillers?? I’m CRYING
March 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Bro got fillers?? I’m CRYING
@ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social @pumpspumpspumps.bsky.social @mizzwelch.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @meiselasb.bsky.social can you guys pleaseeeee talk about how Elons own AI predicts a 75-85% chance that trump is a Russian asset
March 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
@ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social @pumpspumpspumps.bsky.social @mizzwelch.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @meiselasb.bsky.social can you guys pleaseeeee talk about how Elons own AI predicts a 75-85% chance that trump is a Russian asset
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We apologize to our Ukrainian supporters. We are embarrassed by how our president and vice president have behaved. We are fighting to redeem the soul of America. 🇺🇸
February 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We apologize to our Ukrainian supporters. We are embarrassed by how our president and vice president have behaved. We are fighting to redeem the soul of America. 🇺🇸
The funniest thing about musk’s kid telling trump that he’s not the real president and to stfu is that trump introduced the kid as a “high IQ individual”
February 17, 2025 at 9:40 AM
The funniest thing about musk’s kid telling trump that he’s not the real president and to stfu is that trump introduced the kid as a “high IQ individual”
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February 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Share widely!
January 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Share widely!
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Everyone knows this right?
No. No. No they don't‼️
Please repost AND tell all your friends and family! All ovulation and period tracking apps can be used against you!
No. No. No they don't‼️
Please repost AND tell all your friends and family! All ovulation and period tracking apps can be used against you!
January 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Everyone knows this right?
No. No. No they don't‼️
Please repost AND tell all your friends and family! All ovulation and period tracking apps can be used against you!
No. No. No they don't‼️
Please repost AND tell all your friends and family! All ovulation and period tracking apps can be used against you!
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BREAKING: Nancy Mace is in intensive care after a cashier at Target wished her a “Happy Holidays” instead of a “Merry Christmas.” Thoughts and prayers for a possible, eventual recovery.
December 22, 2024 at 4:07 PM
BREAKING: Nancy Mace is in intensive care after a cashier at Target wished her a “Happy Holidays” instead of a “Merry Christmas.” Thoughts and prayers for a possible, eventual recovery.
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When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything".
Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something.
They just don't care about YOU.
Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something.
They just don't care about YOU.
December 14, 2024 at 10:08 PM
When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything".
Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something.
They just don't care about YOU.
Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something.
They just don't care about YOU.
To anyone who thought I was annoying about the FA stage, just wait til the FO stage
December 13, 2024 at 1:02 AM
To anyone who thought I was annoying about the FA stage, just wait til the FO stage
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All I want for Christmas is to open up a café that doubles as a used bookstore and triples as a cat rescue.
December 10, 2024 at 8:05 PM
All I want for Christmas is to open up a café that doubles as a used bookstore and triples as a cat rescue.
The “gay agenda”‘will always be funny to me bc if you think being exposed to gay people will make you gay, I have some news for you bud. bc no matter how many lesbians I encounter, I’m still unfortunately attracted to men
December 9, 2024 at 2:09 AM
The “gay agenda”‘will always be funny to me bc if you think being exposed to gay people will make you gay, I have some news for you bud. bc no matter how many lesbians I encounter, I’m still unfortunately attracted to men
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Every conservative columnist right now.
December 8, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Every conservative columnist right now.
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Sorry but your thoughts and prayers are out of network
December 5, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Sorry but your thoughts and prayers are out of network
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My favorite line to use on pro-life religious hypocrites is “if a miscarriage is ‘gods will’ then he can’t totally be against the termination of a fetus”
November 29, 2024 at 6:04 PM
My favorite line to use on pro-life religious hypocrites is “if a miscarriage is ‘gods will’ then he can’t totally be against the termination of a fetus”
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The American public and the Senate Judiciary Committee deserve to see the Matt Gaetz report.
Repost if you agree.
Repost if you agree.
November 16, 2024 at 2:50 AM
The American public and the Senate Judiciary Committee deserve to see the Matt Gaetz report.
Repost if you agree.
Repost if you agree.