@justasuperflyguy.bsky.social
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Texas Sex Ed Class Teaches Boys How To Cheat On Pregnant Wife
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December 27, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Texas Sex Ed Class Teaches Boys How To Cheat On Pregnant Wife
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Donald Trump gave orders to the Republican Party to shut down the government, stopping paychecks for our troops and nutrition benefits for low-income families, just in time for the holidays.
December 20, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Donald Trump gave orders to the Republican Party to shut down the government, stopping paychecks for our troops and nutrition benefits for low-income families, just in time for the holidays.
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your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
December 14, 2024 at 3:58 PM
your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
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It’s never aliens.
December 13, 2024 at 1:21 AM
It’s never aliens.
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(Making bread pudding with Kendrick Lamar) CUSTAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!
December 14, 2024 at 12:44 AM
(Making bread pudding with Kendrick Lamar) CUSTAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!
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Me watching a film.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
December 8, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Me watching a film.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
Nothing like Working with kids to put Bob The Train at the top of my most listened to songs…
December 5, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Nothing like Working with kids to put Bob The Train at the top of my most listened to songs…
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I love kitchen words that sound really impressive but are actually super easy. Like you can sauté the mushrooms and garlic in butter occasionally deglazing with white wine and it's all basically just dropping things in a hot pan and occasionally swirling it around.
December 4, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I love kitchen words that sound really impressive but are actually super easy. Like you can sauté the mushrooms and garlic in butter occasionally deglazing with white wine and it's all basically just dropping things in a hot pan and occasionally swirling it around.
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The fact that ScHoolboy Q learned how to rap from hanging out with Kendrick and then is crazy
December 4, 2024 at 11:45 AM
The fact that ScHoolboy Q learned how to rap from hanging out with Kendrick and then is crazy
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The realisation that most of the things you have a passion for are basically ridiculous and that’s not just fine, it’s excellent.
December 4, 2024 at 10:59 AM
The realisation that most of the things you have a passion for are basically ridiculous and that’s not just fine, it’s excellent.
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I've watched Home Alone dozens of times, but never in a theater experience until tonight. So cool.
December 4, 2024 at 3:32 AM
I've watched Home Alone dozens of times, but never in a theater experience until tonight. So cool.
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Also, holy shit, Bluesky sends real traffic. Will update this tomorrow with firm numbers but journalism is going to move here for sure. Twitter is a drop in the bucket. It's over, but we are so back, and so on and so forth
December 3, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Also, holy shit, Bluesky sends real traffic. Will update this tomorrow with firm numbers but journalism is going to move here for sure. Twitter is a drop in the bucket. It's over, but we are so back, and so on and so forth
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Check out this billion-dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, “I’m just cooking!
December 3, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Check out this billion-dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, “I’m just cooking!
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star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”
December 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”
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Everything so temporary
December 3, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Everything so temporary
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Dinesh D'Souza admitting his film "2000 Mules" had a "flaw" is like saying the Titanic had a "mild flotational hinderance"
December 3, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Dinesh D'Souza admitting his film "2000 Mules" had a "flaw" is like saying the Titanic had a "mild flotational hinderance"
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Heard a Fox News reporter describe the proposed tariffs on Canadian imports as being paid 100% by companies there.
Kids: Study economics.
Kids: Study economics.
December 3, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Heard a Fox News reporter describe the proposed tariffs on Canadian imports as being paid 100% by companies there.
Kids: Study economics.
Kids: Study economics.
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david oh my god do NOT play that boring-ass chord. the lord will hate that shit. it will NOT please him. try this one instead. it's secret 😉 🤫
December 2, 2024 at 8:10 PM
david oh my god do NOT play that boring-ass chord. the lord will hate that shit. it will NOT please him. try this one instead. it's secret 😉 🤫
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
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People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
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It's about you.
Thank you for 30 years of play 💙
Thank you for 30 years of play 💙
30th Anniversary | Thank You
YouTube video by PlayStation
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December 2, 2024 at 3:03 PM
It's about you.
Thank you for 30 years of play 💙
Thank you for 30 years of play 💙