Justin Alcon
@justinalcon.bsky.social
Seventh ward citizen ⚜️
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Rewatched some Star Trek tonight.
Still wild how a show about warp drives and weird nebulae ends up teaching the cleanest lessons about being human.
Every episode says the same thing in its own way:
‘Be curious. Be brave.
…Try not to fire phasers unless you really have to.”
Still wild how a show about warp drives and weird nebulae ends up teaching the cleanest lessons about being human.
Every episode says the same thing in its own way:
‘Be curious. Be brave.
…Try not to fire phasers unless you really have to.”
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Rewatched some Star Trek tonight.
Still wild how a show about warp drives and weird nebulae ends up teaching the cleanest lessons about being human.
Every episode says the same thing in its own way:
‘Be curious. Be brave.
…Try not to fire phasers unless you really have to.”
Still wild how a show about warp drives and weird nebulae ends up teaching the cleanest lessons about being human.
Every episode says the same thing in its own way:
‘Be curious. Be brave.
…Try not to fire phasers unless you really have to.”
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Reminder......think twice in a Waffle House
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Reminder......think twice in a Waffle House
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All I know is Waffle House employees are on "one band; one sound" typa time. Move with caution. That griddle ain't the only thing that's hot.
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
All I know is Waffle House employees are on "one band; one sound" typa time. Move with caution. That griddle ain't the only thing that's hot.
I used to work Waffle House 3rd shift as a grill operator. Once a drunk customer poured a coffee over my head ( it was luke warm ). The staff banded together for an epic ejection. Waffle House is dinner and a show and the staff knows how to handle it.
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I used to work Waffle House 3rd shift as a grill operator. Once a drunk customer poured a coffee over my head ( it was luke warm ). The staff banded together for an epic ejection. Waffle House is dinner and a show and the staff knows how to handle it.
Too many of us are like crabs in a bucket.
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Too many of us are like crabs in a bucket.
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Got tazed at the mall for shouting SLEIGH QUEEN at their Mrs Claus.
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Got tazed at the mall for shouting SLEIGH QUEEN at their Mrs Claus.
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
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A Touchscreen MIDI Controller For The DIY Set
A Touchscreen MIDI Controller For The DIY Set
Hackaday Article
hackaday.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
A Touchscreen MIDI Controller For The DIY Set
Y’all is the most inclusive term. Y’all means erbody.
Daughter just said “y’all” for the first time 🥹
“I’m going to make coffee for both of y’all”
“I’m going to make coffee for both of y’all”
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Y’all is the most inclusive term. Y’all means erbody.
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I have a quantum dog, she is both fed and unfed at all times.
At least that's her opinion based on her observations of her bowl at any one moment in time.
At least that's her opinion based on her observations of her bowl at any one moment in time.
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I have a quantum dog, she is both fed and unfed at all times.
At least that's her opinion based on her observations of her bowl at any one moment in time.
At least that's her opinion based on her observations of her bowl at any one moment in time.
Me when I opt for the 2$ extra Lyft black
a man with dreadlocks is holding a stack of money in his hands .
ALT: a man with dreadlocks is holding a stack of money in his hands .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Me when I opt for the 2$ extra Lyft black
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The fuck is a jingle horse
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The fuck is a jingle horse
De la soul is dead >>>>>>>>>>>>
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
De la soul is dead >>>>>>>>>>>>
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it arrived!
what an enormously cool piece of forgotten tech history
gonna use it every day
what an enormously cool piece of forgotten tech history
gonna use it every day
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
it arrived!
what an enormously cool piece of forgotten tech history
gonna use it every day
what an enormously cool piece of forgotten tech history
gonna use it every day
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My beard grows to my toes.
I never wears no clothes.
I wrap my hair around my bare and down the road I goes.
-Shel Silverstein
I never wears no clothes.
I wrap my hair around my bare and down the road I goes.
-Shel Silverstein
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
My beard grows to my toes.
I never wears no clothes.
I wrap my hair around my bare and down the road I goes.
-Shel Silverstein
I never wears no clothes.
I wrap my hair around my bare and down the road I goes.
-Shel Silverstein
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Honestly insane how I was able to have a consult, schedule surgery, have surgery, and then recover from surgery and my car still be in the dealerships service department.
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Honestly insane how I was able to have a consult, schedule surgery, have surgery, and then recover from surgery and my car still be in the dealerships service department.
Cause they’ve taken ours.
Yo why don't we give dogs houses anymore
December 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Cause they’ve taken ours.
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On behalf of the dads, we’re trying to conserve the other 11 months to stay within the annual budget *and* light the entire block for one 30 day period. It’s really quite straightforward 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
On behalf of the dads, we’re trying to conserve the other 11 months to stay within the annual budget *and* light the entire block for one 30 day period. It’s really quite straightforward 🤣
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A peace prize for insecure cats!
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
A peace prize for insecure cats!
The Tampa bay referees
December 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The Tampa bay referees
Touchdown referees! Way to call bs interference
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Touchdown referees! Way to call bs interference
Saints lead I take it all back
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Saints lead I take it all back