Justin Grimm
justingrimm.bsky.social
Justin Grimm
@justingrimm.bsky.social
Fascinated with the mundane details of life. Consistently inconsistent. Unofficial spokesman for Jack’s pizza. Did I mention the 4 kids?

Denver > Chicago > ?
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I can't believe I'm posting this video - but we actually have to have a conversation about the real world implications of America going to war over Greenland.

Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Lost a king today. The Wire is worthy of all the praise obv, but don’t sleep on him in Cedar Rapids.
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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one time michelle obama tried to get kids to exercise a little and the entire republican party ate its own face
December 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Jim Edmonds was on the Cubs, but at no point was he a Cub.
Other guys can play for the Mets, and are never actually Mets. Like Glavine. Tom Glavine was on the Mets for 4 years, but at no point was he a Met.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Why do people havе to live outside?
In tents, undеr bridges
Living with nothing and horribly suffering
Why?
Why do people have to live outside?
We have the resources
We have the means
@chatpileband.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I served on a Cook County (Chicago) grand jury for six weeks, which obviously makes me the authority here. One of the first things they told us: an indictment (“true bill”) had to be heard and approved by a FULL jury complement. That number was a lot higher than… two. We are clowns. #comey #halligan
Trump-favored prosecutor admits she didn't present final Comey indictment to grand jury
A judge appeared critical of the case against ex-FBI Director James Comey, as the president's favored prosecutor admitted to a potential mistake.
www.usatoday.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Been to 5 airports in the last month. Orlando is BY FAR the most convenient for ride share pickup. Step out of baggage claim and bam right there. Nashville is the absolute worst. 10 minute walk to a random parking garage for the pickup with NO signage or directives. Ty for coming to my TED talk.
October 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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This should be required listening for everyone in the US right now. Take a bow, #marcmaron
Episode 1686 - Barack Obama
Podcast Episode · WTF with Marc Maron Podcast · 10/13/2025 · 1h 7m
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October 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Am I the only one who confuses Lewis Black with Cheech Marin? Blame my hippy parents.
October 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I feel like Poochie & Pang are filling the Check Please hole in my life. Reppin’ the Chicago eats scene with quirky, relatable, honest takes. So glad they are back for a second season!
October 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If you watch nothing else today, let it be this
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
That’s what’s up.
September 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
getcalicocutpants.com

If nobody gives, then it goes dark.

Hey, HOLD THAT DOOR!
Calico Cut Pants
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September 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Captain America: Brave New World was as bad as they said. Hokey, derivative, unimaginative. One redeemer is its usage of “Mr.Blue” reminded of the songs other movie usage, National Lampoon’s Vacation. When Clark is driving at night. Remember?!
September 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Been considering a move away from Spotify for quite a while. I think this is it. Not the Young Widows decision (who are lovely), but the AI weapons.
September 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Latest episode of Alien:Earth (S1:E5) was terrifyingly awesome. Loved that they waited a bit to reveal what happened on the ship. Those ticks….oof. When that one pissed out babies into the water. Then tracking of it. Masterful!
September 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
As long as we are strolling down concert memory lane circa 96’/97’, I’d much appreciate prefer Trenchmouth over Oasis. Just me?
August 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It happened. I increased the default font size on my phone. Bahhhhh.
August 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Why yes, I will be watching the first “King of the Hill” new episode tonight in 15 years. Thanks for asking.
a cartoon character wearing goggles and a glove holds his hand to his chin
ALT: a cartoon character wearing goggles and a glove holds his hand to his chin
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August 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A most worthy cover. This dude has some serious pipes!
Changes (Live From Villa Park / Back To The Beginning)
YouTube video by YUNGBLUDVEVO
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July 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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July 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This split view camera during the #homerunderby is awful. @espn.com found a way to make a fun and exciting competition borderline unwatchable. It’s impossible to track how far or where the balls are going. Not being able to track mammoth shots is what made this so great to watch. Total failure.
July 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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i just fundamentally don’t feel
like i share a humanity with people who see the diversity of human experience as a threat rather than the whole point of being alive
June 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
June 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I always thought Action Park was a fictional place which Shellac invented. Boy was I wrong.
Action Park
Criminal · Episode
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June 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM