this place kinda has a linked in vibe doesn’t really give me the same screaming into the void feeling as tweeting

bro the enrichment activities you filled my enclosure with delight me greatly

me: hi I’m here for the missionary position?

pastor: we don’t call it that

i keep asking my brother to bring me the kind of weed that makes u sleep and he keeps bringing me the kind that makes u wanna watch ET with the subtitles on volume off aphex twin playing in the background

I have eight different text based social media apps Bob. Eight!!

for this lesbian friday i, of course, am gonna be gay about this photo of 80s macintosh icon designer susan kare

🧪 Cat ankles!
Clouded leopards and margays are the only two types of cats that can climb headfirst down trees, owing to the unique flexibility of their ankles (tarsi).
The tarsi of these arboreal predators rotate around ~180° so that their hind feet can grip even when they are face down/ass up.

thinking a lot about this reply i got

I bet blind people were so fucking hype when podcasts became a thing

Using a mutual’s following list to find my other friends

I Joined Bluesky Expecting a Warm Welcome and Was Immediately Told to Go Fuck Myself By Everyone Simply Because of My Rich History of Shitty Takes: One Man’s Tormented Journey

My hair and I have been through a lot

Everybody’s posts on here are giving “oh I’m so totally over my ex” but that’s all they ever talk about. We know Elon hurt you it’s ok to let go.

i don’t care what platform i’m on as long as all my online friends are there, everyone loves me, nobody is ever mad at me, and i can become addicted to it forever

Just incredible

menthol newport

bluesky not having a media tab on profiles is the horny guys personal 9/11