Mewtagenik
@kabutopsdontstop.bsky.social
I'm the dangling cat on the branch on that one poster.
Snapchat thinks this is how I will age. Jokes on them, due to the current state of the world, I'm not convinced we will get to find out. Your prediction model is flawed!! #we'redoomed
April 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Snapchat thinks this is how I will age. Jokes on them, due to the current state of the world, I'm not convinced we will get to find out. Your prediction model is flawed!! #we'redoomed
I'm coming out of this Amazon blackout with a profit. Call customer service with a complaint they don't fix... $5 credit. So far.
March 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'm coming out of this Amazon blackout with a profit. Call customer service with a complaint they don't fix... $5 credit. So far.
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I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
March 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
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Trump claims he “brought free speech back” after removing a man from exercising his free speech.
#StateOfTheUnion
#StateOfTheUnion
March 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Trump claims he “brought free speech back” after removing a man from exercising his free speech.
#StateOfTheUnion
#StateOfTheUnion
Just looked at my cat and informed her loudly that this world is entirely fucked.
March 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Just looked at my cat and informed her loudly that this world is entirely fucked.
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Protect your peace.
I’m not watching nonsense.
March 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Protect your peace.
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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
Can we get obnoxious signs that say, "You 'won', stop blaming us." Or some variation?
February 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Can we get obnoxious signs that say, "You 'won', stop blaming us." Or some variation?
Everytime I see a Tesla logo, I want to boop it. Not my fault it looks like a kitty cat nose.
February 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Everytime I see a Tesla logo, I want to boop it. Not my fault it looks like a kitty cat nose.
Cat name idea: filibuster
February 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Cat name idea: filibuster
What's love got to do with it?
Pray tell, what's love but a second-hand emotion?
Pray tell, what's love but a second-hand emotion?
February 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
What's love got to do with it?
Pray tell, what's love but a second-hand emotion?
Pray tell, what's love but a second-hand emotion?
It's crazy how different the word "grinding" is from one's 20's to... Now (late 30's and beyond). In my 20's, grinding was hawt in that it increased interpersonal/sexual tension. Today, grinding is the feeling between my bones that's hot, in that it creates inflammation.
February 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It's crazy how different the word "grinding" is from one's 20's to... Now (late 30's and beyond). In my 20's, grinding was hawt in that it increased interpersonal/sexual tension. Today, grinding is the feeling between my bones that's hot, in that it creates inflammation.
I hate that bunion and funyun sound so similar. Really makes my bunions less enjoyable... Great, now I'm thinking about the fried onion smell in the same context.
February 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I hate that bunion and funyun sound so similar. Really makes my bunions less enjoyable... Great, now I'm thinking about the fried onion smell in the same context.
Hotline Bling might be my favorite song to replace words in. How about, instead of the words "Hotline Bling" we try: Nintendo? Wasabi? Egg carton? Nic Cage show?
So adaptable.
So adaptable.
January 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Hotline Bling might be my favorite song to replace words in. How about, instead of the words "Hotline Bling" we try: Nintendo? Wasabi? Egg carton? Nic Cage show?
So adaptable.
So adaptable.
The claw machine game has become more dangerous...
January 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The claw machine game has become more dangerous...
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Jurassic Park is about unconventional births of world-changing icons, it is a Christmas movie
December 18, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Jurassic Park is about unconventional births of world-changing icons, it is a Christmas movie
What is the best line from Home Alone? Not most famous. Best.
Go.
Go.
December 18, 2024 at 8:42 PM
What is the best line from Home Alone? Not most famous. Best.
Go.
Go.
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Living the dream.
December 18, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Living the dream.
I see an update from a friend saying people should add him on bluesky. I think, "I haven't been on there in a while, I'll add him and check out what's new on there." Sooo... Apparently Twitter exploded. Imploded? Went boom.
November 15, 2024 at 3:15 AM
I see an update from a friend saying people should add him on bluesky. I think, "I haven't been on there in a while, I'll add him and check out what's new on there." Sooo... Apparently Twitter exploded. Imploded? Went boom.
I have disconnected from people online for a long time, maybe it's time to reconnect. ...maybe.
November 15, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I have disconnected from people online for a long time, maybe it's time to reconnect. ...maybe.
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Moment of Silence #GoogleTranslatesMTG
January 4, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Moment of Silence #GoogleTranslatesMTG
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Extra Arms #GoogleTranslatesMTG
January 7, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Extra Arms #GoogleTranslatesMTG