When a lazy stroll down all aisles of Costco seemed fun.
When did you know you were an adult fr*?
For me, it was when I started loving sourdough bread.
*Fun answers only, please.
For me, it was when I started loving sourdough bread.
*Fun answers only, please.
March 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When a lazy stroll down all aisles of Costco seemed fun.
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Killah by Lady Gaga sounds like a bob wig flying all over the place (complimentary)
March 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Killah by Lady Gaga sounds like a bob wig flying all over the place (complimentary)
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A little bit frustrated, I am slated to be the next guest on the Gavin Newsom podcast and the previous guests are all making me look like an asshole.
March 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A little bit frustrated, I am slated to be the next guest on the Gavin Newsom podcast and the previous guests are all making me look like an asshole.
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GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of-
EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER
GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.
EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER
GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.
March 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of-
EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER
GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.
EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER
GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.
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UPDATE—Mahmoud's attorney says they do NOT know where he is.
They were first told he was sent to an ICE facility in Elizabeth, NJ. But when his 8-month-pregnant wife tried to visit him, she was told he's not there.
They've received reports he may be sent as far away as Louisiana.
They were first told he was sent to an ICE facility in Elizabeth, NJ. But when his 8-month-pregnant wife tried to visit him, she was told he's not there.
They've received reports he may be sent as far away as Louisiana.
March 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
UPDATE—Mahmoud's attorney says they do NOT know where he is.
They were first told he was sent to an ICE facility in Elizabeth, NJ. But when his 8-month-pregnant wife tried to visit him, she was told he's not there.
They've received reports he may be sent as far away as Louisiana.
They were first told he was sent to an ICE facility in Elizabeth, NJ. But when his 8-month-pregnant wife tried to visit him, she was told he's not there.
They've received reports he may be sent as far away as Louisiana.
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i need someone to ask john roberts if nondelegation applies to handing over the entire federal government to a single unelected billionaire
okay so what legal authority does elon musk have to commandeer the office of personnel management and access reams of sensitive data? www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say
Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.
www.reuters.com
January 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i need someone to ask john roberts if nondelegation applies to handing over the entire federal government to a single unelected billionaire
I have hit a stage of dryness that I may cry if it does actually rain this weekend.
January 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I have hit a stage of dryness that I may cry if it does actually rain this weekend.
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Someone in the Discord for my newsletter described the Academy's fervent support for Emilia Perez as "A show of support for trans people, but delivered like a cat proudly dropping a half-dead mouse on your pillow," and that's more or less it.
January 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Someone in the Discord for my newsletter described the Academy's fervent support for Emilia Perez as "A show of support for trans people, but delivered like a cat proudly dropping a half-dead mouse on your pillow," and that's more or less it.
No x10
‘CHALLENGERS’ was not nominated for Best Original Score at the #Oscars
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarsNoms25
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarsNoms25
January 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
No x10
It’s not that it’s not right sometimes but I do think the most annoying Oscars discourse is “but how did this movie get these nominations but not Best Director”. There are 10 BP noms and 5 Best Director, that’s gonna happen.
January 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It’s not that it’s not right sometimes but I do think the most annoying Oscars discourse is “but how did this movie get these nominations but not Best Director”. There are 10 BP noms and 5 Best Director, that’s gonna happen.
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I'm so happy to have something to be mad about that doesn't matter. The Academy holds my mental health in its truly deranged hands.
January 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm so happy to have something to be mad about that doesn't matter. The Academy holds my mental health in its truly deranged hands.
Challengers hive, we ride at dawn. Our “Ride of the Valkyries” is “Yeah x10”.
January 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Challengers hive, we ride at dawn. Our “Ride of the Valkyries” is “Yeah x10”.