Karl Guzzman
@karlguzzman.bsky.social
KARL GUZZMAN IS NOT ON BLUESKY
The incompetent ICE officers remind me of the western volunteers who went to fight for Ukraine in the first months of war. They thought it was Call of Duty and did not work out, to be polite.
January 26, 2026 at 3:43 AM
The incompetent ICE officers remind me of the western volunteers who went to fight for Ukraine in the first months of war. They thought it was Call of Duty and did not work out, to be polite.
It will not be sophisticated but rather crass and bumbling.. and brazen.
strange to me that a lot of people on this website simultaneously agree that the administration is run by incompetents who struggle to carry out their agenda without major political blowback AND that they’ll pull off a complex and sophisticated effort to rig elections and prevent defeat in November
January 25, 2026 at 6:07 PM
It will not be sophisticated but rather crass and bumbling.. and brazen.
This is a Stephen Miller special
Trump attacks local police after his secret, masked deportation thugs murder a registered gun owner in Minnesota
January 24, 2026 at 7:45 PM
This is a Stephen Miller special
Now watch me obstruct local law enforcement analyzing the scene of the crime
Greg Bovino: "If you obstruct a law enforcement officer or assault a law enforcement officer, you are in violation of the law and will be arrested."
January 24, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Now watch me obstruct local law enforcement analyzing the scene of the crime
My understanding is he was asked to make a public statement as Susie Wiles demanded the (ranting) primetime address in mid December to counter the discussions and speeches currently being shared in Davos. He has no plan or interest, just riffing through prepared material to get it over with.
January 20, 2026 at 8:48 PM
My understanding is he was asked to make a public statement as Susie Wiles demanded the (ranting) primetime address in mid December to counter the discussions and speeches currently being shared in Davos. He has no plan or interest, just riffing through prepared material to get it over with.
Also anime demon with long fingers
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Also anime demon with long fingers
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Just seen Grok putting the body of the victim of the ICE shooting in Minneapolis into a bikini. Digital corpse desecration now available to the public.
January 8, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Just seen Grok putting the body of the victim of the ICE shooting in Minneapolis into a bikini. Digital corpse desecration now available to the public.
@davidfrum.bsky.social unsure whether to praise illegal American invasion or keep his Anti-Trump streak going
January 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
@davidfrum.bsky.social unsure whether to praise illegal American invasion or keep his Anti-Trump streak going
Hegseth gave a speech that could almost be a car commercial: glory gallantry, America.
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Hegseth gave a speech that could almost be a car commercial: glory gallantry, America.
Terrible low energy Trump for this Maduro news
January 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Terrible low energy Trump for this Maduro news
Points for originality
you fuckin wet poodle ass bitch
January 3, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Points for originality
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Hi friends -- after being around for a full year,
@hyperfixedpod.bsky.social finally has a merch store featuring many cool and wonderful products designed by many cool and talented people. If you like the show, you should get something for yourself or your family members. Thank you
@hyperfixedpod.bsky.social finally has a merch store featuring many cool and wonderful products designed by many cool and talented people. If you like the show, you should get something for yourself or your family members. Thank you
Hyperfixed Podcast
The official shop of the Hyperfixed podcast: the help desk for life’s most intractable problems.
shop.hyperfixedpod.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Hi friends -- after being around for a full year,
@hyperfixedpod.bsky.social finally has a merch store featuring many cool and wonderful products designed by many cool and talented people. If you like the show, you should get something for yourself or your family members. Thank you
@hyperfixedpod.bsky.social finally has a merch store featuring many cool and wonderful products designed by many cool and talented people. If you like the show, you should get something for yourself or your family members. Thank you
We need all this fringe libertarians well versed in maritime law to do their thing
So the US just hijacked an oil tanker and the president casually says “I guess we keep the oil”
Is this not just theft
Is this not just theft
December 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
We need all this fringe libertarians well versed in maritime law to do their thing
Och.
If you call it a “male immaturity epidemic,” a very different set of phenomena come into focus, as this thread shows
I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Och.
Donal Trump falling asleep at his own meeting looking like
a bald man in a striped shirt and suspenders
ALT: a bald man in a striped shirt and suspenders
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Donal Trump falling asleep at his own meeting looking like
They’re all hypocrites and while this should be highlighted, the true division is not race or culture, but class and money.
Alina Habba’s parents emigrated to the US from Iraq citing persecution.
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
They’re all hypocrites and while this should be highlighted, the true division is not race or culture, but class and money.
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the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
November 15, 2024 at 2:04 PM
the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
What’s a new with Tulsi Gabbard? Did she realize how crazy this admin is or are they just keeping her in the wings until they need a new distraction room?
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What’s a new with Tulsi Gabbard? Did she realize how crazy this admin is or are they just keeping her in the wings until they need a new distraction room?
Cap the trilogy with a gritty popeye reboot called Olive Oyl
finally……. another entry in the LORENZO’S OIL cinematic universe
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Cap the trilogy with a gritty popeye reboot called Olive Oyl
This is par on course for the man: www.gq.com/story/donald...
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This is par on course for the man: www.gq.com/story/donald...
Even as a metaphor this is too heavy handed
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Even as a metaphor this is too heavy handed
@andrewbowser.bsky.social I just recognized you in an episode of Homicide: Life on the Streets as a prep school kid along with Elijah Wood. Wild Easter egg.
October 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
@andrewbowser.bsky.social I just recognized you in an episode of Homicide: Life on the Streets as a prep school kid along with Elijah Wood. Wild Easter egg.
A sci fi story where corporations figured out how to use excess brain power and have incentivized the smartest people to idle in front if tv all day in exchange for monetization.
An intrepid reporter discovers a conspiracy to eventually cut the revenue and hold the brains in servitude.
An intrepid reporter discovers a conspiracy to eventually cut the revenue and hold the brains in servitude.
October 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A sci fi story where corporations figured out how to use excess brain power and have incentivized the smartest people to idle in front if tv all day in exchange for monetization.
An intrepid reporter discovers a conspiracy to eventually cut the revenue and hold the brains in servitude.
An intrepid reporter discovers a conspiracy to eventually cut the revenue and hold the brains in servitude.
Trump tried to pull a Gaddafi today at the UN. www.theguardian.com/world/2009/s...
Libyan leader Gaddafi speaks for more than an hour at UN general assembly
Unscripted speech touched on various issues including swine flu and the JFK assassination
www.theguardian.com
September 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Trump tried to pull a Gaddafi today at the UN. www.theguardian.com/world/2009/s...