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Karlisle
@karlisle.bsky.social
Bay Area, 42, fursuiter.
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YES Halimede was ritualistically sacrificing a bog troll. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
September 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The biggest tell of capitalism is that supposedly billionaires work so hard but they are always posting in the middle of a workday.
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.

What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?

Who in the USA gov runs the program?

R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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pretty cool day at the office
December 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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the small language model arrived
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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we must solve America’s loneliness epidemic
Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist https://theonion.com/study-finds-80-of-americans-lack-social-connections-to-pull-off-heist/
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I hate that my building's dryer is connected to the Internet and requires an account and Bluetooth to function.

I hate that when it can't connect the entire thing shuts down.

I hate that the property manager doesn't know any of this or that the quarter slot just eats your money.
December 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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paywall
December 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Uhhh this is not the Kingdom Hearts news I was hoping to get today wtf
Disney and OpenAI sign a deal to bring 200+ Disney characters to Sora

Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer

openai.com/index/disney...
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Happy deer-furries-in-slutty-jingle-harnesses season~

Art by @ohmydickie.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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// stagnant decay and every human-borne evil
#MinotaurHotel
October 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I'm not a real leftist

But l'm the proxy-leftist for these lowbies to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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🎾🐶 #Mff
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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I saw this 👀💦
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My proudest moment was when a friend who was super into Harry Potter and really wanted some merch from universal wouldn't spend any money on that crusty terf so I stole some for her.
December 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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My shopping cart just crashed at the Kroger. I don’t mean like, into someone or something. I mean it had an electronic wheel lock that spontaneously activated in the middle of the checkout line. My shopping cart blue screened and froze. This is a thing that happens now.
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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A little study of the wolf from an french ad 🐺
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Forget strangling baby Hitler when I get a Time Machine I’m drone striking an early PayPal board meeting
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM