Karmapolice63
@karmapolice63.bsky.social
Composer, Guitarist, Omniscient radio telepathy master.
I'm ready for jazz
#BIGJAZZ Schedule, Wednesday 1/7/26
7:30PM EST - #BIGJAZZ warmup
8:00PM EST - #BIGJAZZ >> kick.com/hirshi
First #BIGJAZZ of 2026! Get after it!
7:30PM EST - #BIGJAZZ warmup
8:00PM EST - #BIGJAZZ >> kick.com/hirshi
First #BIGJAZZ of 2026! Get after it!
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I'm ready for jazz
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Someone shared this after the 60 Minutes fiasco from the print version of The Onion.
January 4, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Someone shared this after the 60 Minutes fiasco from the print version of The Onion.
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“The president ordered a secret coup in Cuba?! That sounds like so much fun!”
January 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
“The president ordered a secret coup in Cuba?! That sounds like so much fun!”
A lot of people are talking about how what we did is illegal and how congress has to approve that and yada yada…
But have you considered that rules are only for people who follow them?
But have you considered that rules are only for people who follow them?
January 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
A lot of people are talking about how what we did is illegal and how congress has to approve that and yada yada…
But have you considered that rules are only for people who follow them?
But have you considered that rules are only for people who follow them?
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Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
Cool to see that we’re going to have our own version of the Russo-Ukrainian war coming up. We really are just an economy with an army.
January 3, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Cool to see that we’re going to have our own version of the Russo-Ukrainian war coming up. We really are just an economy with an army.
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If I send this to you, it means I am jubilant and all of my weird enemies have been defeated.
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
If I send this to you, it means I am jubilant and all of my weird enemies have been defeated.
The thing I hate most about seeing threads in my Instagram feed is the mysterious posts about canceling celebrities from people I’ve never heard of
January 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
The thing I hate most about seeing threads in my Instagram feed is the mysterious posts about canceling celebrities from people I’ve never heard of
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
It’s now officially christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It’s now officially christmas
Got this beauty the other day. If you need an effective cleaner for gunked up parts, Hoppe’s #9 is great for typewriters as much as it is for your Glock
December 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Got this beauty the other day. If you need an effective cleaner for gunked up parts, Hoppe’s #9 is great for typewriters as much as it is for your Glock
Folks! I’m trying posting once again!
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Folks! I’m trying posting once again!
Joining Bill Burr in luminary status
Congrats to fellow Emerson Purple Lion Sam Presti for winning something other than a production Tony that doesn’t get announced on TV. He joins Jennifer Coolidge and The Fonz as Hall of Famers at my beautiful safety school alma mater.
June 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Joining Bill Burr in luminary status
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You know how they treat women and gay people there right? That’s what this here bomb is going to solve.
June 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You know how they treat women and gay people there right? That’s what this here bomb is going to solve.
The BBC is really the only place I want my headlines from
June 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The BBC is really the only place I want my headlines from
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I could absolutely grip and rip that schnitzel while vibing inside Restaurant Einhorn. Hattingen here I come
Restaurant Einhorn; Horst 3, 45525 Hattingen, Germany https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=51.39899399999999%2C7.1846539&query_place_id=ChIJG1UgmD3fuEcRaL_AQrdF5U0
June 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I could absolutely grip and rip that schnitzel while vibing inside Restaurant Einhorn. Hattingen here I come
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Might be a lesson here somewhere about outsourcing capacity for key government services to a guy who lives in a lair under a volcano
Trump can threaten SpaceX and Musk. But US government needs SpaceX almost more than SpaceX needs US government. DOD is addicted to SpaceX, as is NASA. Starlink is surging in profits anyway faster than SpaceX launch. Yes, Musk gets massive fed contracts. But DOD needs to get to space. So does NASA
June 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Might be a lesson here somewhere about outsourcing capacity for key government services to a guy who lives in a lair under a volcano
I’m horrified but excited to discover that the title for 600lb life in Spanish is much more direct
June 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’m horrified but excited to discover that the title for 600lb life in Spanish is much more direct
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Happy Pride to everyone, even the haters and those with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis
June 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Happy Pride to everyone, even the haters and those with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis
We had a Meeting of the Boys last night. They had many people adoring them.
May 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
We had a Meeting of the Boys last night. They had many people adoring them.
The Mountain Goats
the Mountain Goats
May 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The Mountain Goats
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