have completely engrained "there's a car seat in Dallas with more Kennedy brains than RFK" into my daily usage

@schumer.senate.gov YOU HAVE THE MORAL BACKBONE OF A CHOCOLATE ECLAIR and I CAN'T WAIT FOR AOC TO WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU

@schumer.senate.gov you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Maybe corny but it was helpful for me to hear Henry Rollins saying "this is not time to be dismayed, this is punk rock time, this is what Joe Strummer trained you for... You can be thunderous in your own life, to the eight people around you. That rubs off... Goodness is viral"

Gaslighting is the entire GOP playbook. From ‘biggest crowd ever’ to ‘normal tourist visit,’ they’re betting you’ll ignore reality. If we allow them to keep rewriting history, they’ll keep burning the truth to the ground.

Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions

Bootie Brown really did say I'm a peace-loving decoy ready for retaliation and he was RIGHT

We, too, can be friends for 4 easy payments of $29.95

cannot recommend enough integrating "for fuck's sake" in a heavy Midwestern accent into your daily vernacular whenever something goes even slightly wrong

The most punk thing you can be nowadays is an optimist

America’s most impressive innovation is happening at the Chobani yogurt lab where they make the new Chobani Flips flavors

Mood

What I imagine the White House looks like right now