dishonorable titty
@kenwayregrets.bsky.social
cato probably hates me. i am idle. my villa is opulent.
Pinned
maybe this is a psyop from Big Dick to make me suck more dicks
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merry christmas to everyone, except christians who we start persecuting today for real
December 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
merry christmas to everyone, except christians who we start persecuting today for real
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am brimming with holiday spirit
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Today is Quintidi the 5th of Nivôse in the year 234.
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate dogs.#JacobinDay
More information on dogs
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate dogs.#JacobinDay
More information on dogs
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Today is Quintidi the 5th of Nivôse in the year 234.
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate dogs.#JacobinDay
More information on dogs
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate dogs.#JacobinDay
More information on dogs
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
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not to brag but my apparel is way more gay than yours
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
not to brag but my apparel is way more gay than yours
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hell yeah
December 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
hell yeah
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Nobody is doing Resistance quite like Penzey’s. every other blend is like “for each set of NO COMPLIANCE PIZZA SPICE we will make another GAY BABY to LAUNCH AT THE WHITE HOUSE”
February 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Nobody is doing Resistance quite like Penzey’s. every other blend is like “for each set of NO COMPLIANCE PIZZA SPICE we will make another GAY BABY to LAUNCH AT THE WHITE HOUSE”
very humbling when the nurse takes one look at my bony fuckin arm and gets out the blood pressure cuff sized for infants
December 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
very humbling when the nurse takes one look at my bony fuckin arm and gets out the blood pressure cuff sized for infants
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me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
September 4, 2023 at 5:09 PM
me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
this is so fucking funny
December 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
this is so fucking funny
why is crying over spilled milk bad. i wanted that milk. stop bullying me
December 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
why is crying over spilled milk bad. i wanted that milk. stop bullying me
why are songs only 2 minutes long now. what are we even fucking doing
December 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
why are songs only 2 minutes long now. what are we even fucking doing
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every day this becomes more true
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
every day this becomes more true
i am having a lot of extremely fucked up side effects from this medication
however. it costs my health insurance 25k every month and that feels so fucking good
however. it costs my health insurance 25k every month and that feels so fucking good
December 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i am having a lot of extremely fucked up side effects from this medication
however. it costs my health insurance 25k every month and that feels so fucking good
however. it costs my health insurance 25k every month and that feels so fucking good
once again i fall victim to a cold and uncaring world (laundry day) and am forced to endure unending torments (wearing pants)
December 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
once again i fall victim to a cold and uncaring world (laundry day) and am forced to endure unending torments (wearing pants)
question for ppl who make hot chocolate with water instead of with milk: why dont you love yourselves
December 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
question for ppl who make hot chocolate with water instead of with milk: why dont you love yourselves
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower