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Rose 🩷💜💙
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what a precious basket case

friendly, fuzzy, neutral mob. awkward but trying. mobile dev, plays too many video games. she/her
it took me until the credits rolled on Blue Prince to realize the name is a pun on blueprints 😩
July 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I mean.....really? like, sure, but really?
July 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
someone in this sports bar has a shirt that says "make some damage" on the back and I have put in solid work to kill the asshole grammarian in my head but this one is strongly testing me
June 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like my mental health equivalent of two minutes to midnight is listening to the Smashing Pumpkins and going oh yeah I get it actually
May 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
my kingdom for a job at a company that doesn't fucking use agile development
May 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I know the cyberpunk dystopia vibes are strong everywhere but fuck gas pump video ads might be one of the worst offenders
May 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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*mishearing people talk about Pope Leo* Aw yeah I love that lil guy
May 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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May 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
people in Star Wars sure love having a significant braid
April 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
filled with the sudden violent urge to learn to dance somewhat competently so I can do a sexy striptease to the Donkey Kong rap
April 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
figuring out the magic catchphrase to make people trying to get your attention in public leave you alone without making it a Problem™ is such a game changer as someone who hates confrontation and also hates engaging with strangers
March 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
seeing Kendrick Lamar with an armful of Grammies is the funniest possibly conclusion to that whole thing
February 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Ludacris enforcing reasonable boundaries wrt not spreading infectious diseases in 2003
February 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
they should invent something you can inhale after you take too big of a hit that soothes your lungs
January 31, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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January 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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girls night ❤️🖤
January 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Remembering this all time tweet on this day
January 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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rip David Lynch
January 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Sleep well, king 👑
January 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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January 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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do you think they're gonna change the flavor of the switch 2 carts
January 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Pagliacci but it's Elon posting on 4chan saying he's kinda down and asking what he can watch to cheer himself up and they respond by telling him that the most pathetic man in the world is going to be streaming on Twitch tonight and it'll make for peak schadenfreude
January 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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If you're looking for a way to help without leaving your house, fuck up a greedy landlord's day!
A fun thing you can do is pop onto Zillow, look at all rentals in a random chunk of the greater LA area, sort by recently changed, then check every price increase to see if it was more than 10%. If there's no obvious changes (didn't go from unfurnished to furnished) then report it for price gouging.
January 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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booty shorts that say "I'm sorry, the person you are trying to reach has a voice mail box that has not been set up yet"
April 2, 2024 at 3:08 AM