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Kerouac666
@kerouac666.bsky.social
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There’s a song about me by The National. You might have heard it, but maybe not.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 14h
Photograph of someone painting a pinup girl on the nose of a WWII bomber
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 16h
They should send the national guard in to arrest people who mislabel cat pictures eg an “airplane ears” pic is clearly sonar ears. Go after real problems that real Americans care about.
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Naomi Saphra @nsaphra.bsky.social · 16h
I would pay to hide my profile post count. No one but my followers should know how online I am
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 17h
Top: a red panda hesitates to carve a jack o lantern. Hedgehog asks “are you going to carve that pumpkin?” Red panda replies “I dunno. I feel kinda bad stabbing it in the face.” Bottom: red panda and pumpkin cuddle under a blanket with hot cocoa and a spooky book. Panda has drawn a happy face onto the pumpkin with a sharpie.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 17h
vertical

diagona/

horizonta__

no further questions
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 1d
Dads and thermostats: forever enemies, forbidden lovers
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Dr Artyom Trakhanov - SHARP EYE IS LIVE ON KICKSTARTER NOW @vor-bokor.bsky.social · 1d
I always, always remember this line when I hear those awful tech people speak
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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 1d
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 1d
Billy Zane is gonna be bummed he didn’t think of this first
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 1d
A picture from the film Billy Madison. Adam Sandler is smushing a young kids face with an intense look on his own. It’s a mix of anger and fear. Bottom text reads: Stay here. Stay as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 1d
So, just a legal version of Enron, then?
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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 1d
Kaleb’s Los Angeles memorial will be held this Thursday afternoon. If you cared about him and would like to send flowers or well wishes, DM me for delivery instructions etc
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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 12d
my husband @kalebhorton.bsky.social hated the phrase “passed away” and had nothing but scorn for softening euphemisms in general. he was a firm believer in the comedy rule of threes, but only if the third thing can hit as a surprise. and he just died
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 1d
I just had to move from Denver to Texas and yeah, it’s awful. There’s a mini-mall less than a mile away and I can’t even walk to it because they’ve not finished the sidewalks for a half a block and the brush is impassable, so even the mini-malls here suck.
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 1d
When everyone is sephiroth no one is sephiroth
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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social · 1d
I often wonder if Musk's internal monologue is also sephiroth posting
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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 1d
www.legacy.com/us/obituarie...
Kaleb Horton Obituary (2025) - Los Angeles, CA - Los Angeles Times
View Kaleb Charles Horton's obituary, send flowers and sign the guestbook.
www.legacy.com
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 1d
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 2d
No Country for Old Cows (2007)
Edited screenshots from No Country for Old Men. Anton Chigurh (with cow horns and cow ears) sits in a hotel chair and asks someone across from him, "If the tool you followed brought you to this, of what use was the tool?" In a zoomed out view, Anton sits silently behind a table with the 4 cow tools look8ng at his victim as if studying him.
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Baudrillard Warned Us @baudrillardwarned.us · 2d
"What lurks behind this moronic world?"
- The Perfect Crime
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Micah @rincewind.run · 2d
as always, the most accurate summation of modern politics ever created
comic from webcomicname.com, "different" panel 1: pink blob creature: "I want things to be different" panel 2: creature smashes everything panel 3: creature stands in wreckage: "oh no"
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 2d
YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
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Matthew Gault @mjgault.bsky.social · 2d
Aaaaauuughhh!!! The core! The core is blue hit! Screwdriver you rat! You weren't stabilizing the beryllium sphere, you slipped ans gave me the ol' spicy ball! How could you given your own scientist, Slotin , THE SPOCY BALL!?
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 3d
a hundred bucks, all-in
edited screenshots from Burn After Reading. George Clooney (with cow horns and ears) proudly stands behind a contraption and says "what is it?" then, with two fingers he sets the chair rocking back and forth which causes a lump-with-handle cow tool to thrust up through a slot in the seat of the chair with an accompanying vinyl squeak sound. Frances McDormand, (also with cow ears and horns) looks on with awe and says, "that's fantastic!"
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · Oct 23
Black and white drawing of four skeletons dancing around a bright, nearly whited-out, bon fire. All around them is total darkness with no detail other than the play of shadows. The skeletons are all locked in arms in a ring as they dance. source: engloutir-art https://engloutir-art.tumblr.com/post/154332858822/the-skull-farmers-do-their-rain-dance-and-pray-the/amp original caption: "The skull farmers do their rain dance and pray the machine falls to sleep."
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 2d
Banned Books - Gator Days
Banned Books - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Olivia and Gustopher are at the library. The Library is having a special event for books that have been banned in the past. Dora the librarian is stacking books with titles like "BOOK", "Boogers", "Tales", "Can you", "read this" and "Word". Olivia has a great interest in forbidden knowledge and has been browsing what's available. She's found a book called "Salt Box" and has an important question for the librarian. Olivia: Miss Librarian! Why was this book banned? Dora: Vulgar Language. Panel 2 Dora makes a shocked expression and holds her hands to her face. This is the only way she can express how depraved the book is. Dora: The word "butt" is used.... FIFTEEN TIMES! Panel 3 Dora looks down to the children to gather their reaction. Internally, Gustopher is wondering if Dora meant "but" with one "t" or "butt" with two. Olivia immediately assumes it's the latter. Behind them is a poster promoting banned books week. There is a cartoon book that's smiling and saying "I'm forbidden!" He's booky the banned book. He was specifically banned for being made using the darkest of magic. He's also kind of rude. Panel 4 Olivia is excited about the book. This leads Gustopher to assume that "butt" was indeed spelled with an extra "t". Olivia: Now I have to read it. Dora: Oh noooo... I'll help you check it out.
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