Will Klein
@ketchiklein.bsky.social
Writer of stories and novels.
The Atlantic is farming clicks with rage bait.
As usual with this magazine, the author concedes throughout that the point he's making is dumb as hell.
December 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The Atlantic is farming clicks with rage bait.
Education should be to make better people, not better employees.
YOUR STUDENTS ARE NOT YOUR CUSTOMERS.
Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
Yes we all agree that this is the reason colleges are in trouble
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Education should be to make better people, not better employees.
“You’re talking about an administrative process for which I don’t see a legal basis, other than that ‘It is so because I say it is so,’” Leeson said."
The most interesting thing about this case is that the judge seems to be caught between two assholes, and can't decide who he hates more.
The most interesting thing about this case is that the judge seems to be caught between two assholes, and can't decide who he hates more.
The defendant, Matthew Laiss, is accused of voting for Trump twice in the 2020 election — once in person in Florida and once via mail in Pennsylvania.
From @votebeat.org
From @votebeat.org
Judge hears argument in Pennsylvania voter fraud case where Trump pardon at issue • Pennsylvania Capital-Star
A judge overseeing a criminal double-voting case in Pennsylvania appeared open to the defendant’s argument that a pardon from President Donald Trump should apply to him.
penncapital-star.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“You’re talking about an administrative process for which I don’t see a legal basis, other than that ‘It is so because I say it is so,’” Leeson said."
The most interesting thing about this case is that the judge seems to be caught between two assholes, and can't decide who he hates more.
The most interesting thing about this case is that the judge seems to be caught between two assholes, and can't decide who he hates more.
See, libs? We told you voter fraud was rampant.
The defendant, Matthew Laiss, is accused of voting for Trump twice in the 2020 election — once in person in Florida and once via mail in Pennsylvania.
From @votebeat.org
From @votebeat.org
Judge hears argument in Pennsylvania voter fraud case where Trump pardon at issue • Pennsylvania Capital-Star
A judge overseeing a criminal double-voting case in Pennsylvania appeared open to the defendant’s argument that a pardon from President Donald Trump should apply to him.
penncapital-star.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
See, libs? We told you voter fraud was rampant.
Reminding me that I'm holding the blunt while talking is abelist, actually.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Reminding me that I'm holding the blunt while talking is abelist, actually.
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
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@ketchiklein.bsky.social and I are so excited about the pieces selected for Flight 2! Come enjoy some apocalypses with us this Sunday!
Flight 2 has landed! Spend your Sunday drinking in new work from @mczyzniejewski.bsky.social @beansbaker5.bsky.social @carmalynnpark.bsky.social and @jackbedell.bsky.social
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Flight 2 is landing in times that are, we are constantly reminded, unprecedented. We are surrounded–in the news, on social media–by reminders that things are bad, and unlikely to get b...
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November 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
@ketchiklein.bsky.social and I are so excited about the pieces selected for Flight 2! Come enjoy some apocalypses with us this Sunday!
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Trying to sell books today!
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Trying to sell books today!
Some day a future conservative will be crying on TV that teaching kids about Trump is teaching them to hate America.
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Some day a future conservative will be crying on TV that teaching kids about Trump is teaching them to hate America.
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We need to understand the 21st century as a window of atrocity. The right vastly expands what is permissible, and the centrists lock it in and legitimise it so that the right can expand the window ever further. I don’t see how any reasonable person can deny this is what has happened.
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
We need to understand the 21st century as a window of atrocity. The right vastly expands what is permissible, and the centrists lock it in and legitimise it so that the right can expand the window ever further. I don’t see how any reasonable person can deny this is what has happened.
"Render unto someone that which is someone's"
There was no state. Who does she think crucified him, an anarchist collective?
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"Render unto someone that which is someone's"
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
Writers, I would love it if we could move off the discourse about how pursuing my dream will leave me in a pauper's grave. Can we do lit. v. genre again? Or make fun of those prose poetry freaks? Whose turn is it to spin the discourse wheel?
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Writers, I would love it if we could move off the discourse about how pursuing my dream will leave me in a pauper's grave. Can we do lit. v. genre again? Or make fun of those prose poetry freaks? Whose turn is it to spin the discourse wheel?
The problem is this happens online. I showed my boomer boss the ai poop plane video. He hates Trump but he refuses to believe some intern isn't running Trump's accounts. Social media just isn't real to him. If Trump said this on TV my boss would melt down though.
The president of the United States is insane. Full stop.
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The problem is this happens online. I showed my boomer boss the ai poop plane video. He hates Trump but he refuses to believe some intern isn't running Trump's accounts. Social media just isn't real to him. If Trump said this on TV my boss would melt down though.
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The president of the United States is insane. Full stop.
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The president of the United States is insane. Full stop.
Not my Zelda Fitzgerald-ass cat having a desperate love attack when I try to start writing.
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Not my Zelda Fitzgerald-ass cat having a desperate love attack when I try to start writing.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
So much social media is people in their 20s lecturing you about life.
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
So much social media is people in their 20s lecturing you about life.
Was I supposed to start a sub stack to go with my novel? Is that what we're doing now?
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Was I supposed to start a sub stack to go with my novel? Is that what we're doing now?
I truly don't understand what's going on with this Grand Jury thing. How can the DOJ lie about what happened? Aren't the events of the trial written down somewhere?
This is nuts.
Yesterday in the Comey hearing, prosecutors *repeatedly* confirmed that the full grand jury never saw or voted on the two-count indictment.
Now they’re claiming the grand jury *did* vote on it.
Yesterday in the Comey hearing, prosecutors *repeatedly* confirmed that the full grand jury never saw or voted on the two-count indictment.
Now they’re claiming the grand jury *did* vote on it.
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I truly don't understand what's going on with this Grand Jury thing. How can the DOJ lie about what happened? Aren't the events of the trial written down somewhere?
Pretty good burn tbh
Hi Brendan! You evidently don't know what "high quality literary text" is or what it is for, but it's not the same thing as the Pepsi Challenge, you fucking dipshit
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Pretty good burn tbh
Is...is this not being a writer??
"I am a very good writer. Excellent, even." I say as I slowly don ray-ban sunglasses while absentmindedly smoking a cigarette.
I swirled my bourbon.
I swirled my bourbon.
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Is...is this not being a writer??
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I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but maybe some people *should* use ChatGPT to write
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but maybe some people *should* use ChatGPT to write
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If you're thinking about ending the year by sending out some submissions, consider us! We're free to submit to, and all submissions are read by both editors.
Guidelines here: flight-literary.ghost.io/submission-g...
Guidelines here: flight-literary.ghost.io/submission-g...
Submission Guidelines
Flight is a literary magazine that features four pieces in each issue: one poem, one story, one essay, and a “Brewer’s Choice” category, offbeat submissions, which will rotate genre by issue. Please s...
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November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If you're thinking about ending the year by sending out some submissions, consider us! We're free to submit to, and all submissions are read by both editors.
Guidelines here: flight-literary.ghost.io/submission-g...
Guidelines here: flight-literary.ghost.io/submission-g...