Misdemeanorous Monk
@keyboardwarrior.bsky.social
Artist, cat lover, and amateur plumber. You've read my books, and you loved them.
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Ground sloths were not Ice Age curiosities.
They were ecosystem engineers…..shaping vegetation, soils, disturbance, and fire across entire continents.
This essay looks at what disappeared when they did — and why that absence still matters.
open.substack.com/pub/lylel/p/...
They were ecosystem engineers…..shaping vegetation, soils, disturbance, and fire across entire continents.
This essay looks at what disappeared when they did — and why that absence still matters.
open.substack.com/pub/lylel/p/...
Substance Without Spectacle: The Ground Sloths Who Shaped Ancient Ecosystems
Mounted skeleton of a giant ground sloth displayed in a museum gallery, showing its massive forelimbs, curved claws, and upright feeding posture.
open.substack.com
January 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Ground sloths were not Ice Age curiosities.
They were ecosystem engineers…..shaping vegetation, soils, disturbance, and fire across entire continents.
This essay looks at what disappeared when they did — and why that absence still matters.
open.substack.com/pub/lylel/p/...
They were ecosystem engineers…..shaping vegetation, soils, disturbance, and fire across entire continents.
This essay looks at what disappeared when they did — and why that absence still matters.
open.substack.com/pub/lylel/p/...
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❤️ (🎥: thatladyanna)
July 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
❤️ (🎥: thatladyanna)
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My favorite Bobby Pats performance is him saying “delusions” in a freaky southern accent. I say it to myself randomly all the time 😂
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
My favorite Bobby Pats performance is him saying “delusions” in a freaky southern accent. I say it to myself randomly all the time 😂
Okay I have destroyed my brains
I watched one bath after another and miniopolis so go to hell
I watched one bath after another and miniopolis so go to hell
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Okay I have destroyed my brains
I watched one bath after another and miniopolis so go to hell
I watched one bath after another and miniopolis so go to hell
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You know, I have the picture of Ashley Babbit's last moments on earth depicting her wearing a party hat somewhere.
But I ain't gonna post it.
It's gross.
But I ain't gonna post it.
It's gross.
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
You know, I have the picture of Ashley Babbit's last moments on earth depicting her wearing a party hat somewhere.
But I ain't gonna post it.
It's gross.
But I ain't gonna post it.
It's gross.
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Happy world hypnosis day
January 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Happy world hypnosis day
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
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January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
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Happy birthday to everyone on Steam
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Happy birthday to everyone on Steam
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post
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yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
So did Havana Syndrome get sorted out?
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
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I saw this amazing singer’s rendition of Good Riddance from Hades on TikTok.
As he was singing Orpheus, it felt right to join as Eurydice. 🎶❤️
As he was singing Orpheus, it felt right to join as Eurydice. 🎶❤️
December 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I saw this amazing singer’s rendition of Good Riddance from Hades on TikTok.
As he was singing Orpheus, it felt right to join as Eurydice. 🎶❤️
As he was singing Orpheus, it felt right to join as Eurydice. 🎶❤️
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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Holy shit what was this divinity trailer I just saw
December 13, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Holy shit what was this divinity trailer I just saw
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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The Max Headroom Christmas Special must be seen to be believed.
My favorite part is in the beginning where each of the guest stars’ names look like they’re flying out of the turkey’s asshole.
My favorite part is in the beginning where each of the guest stars’ names look like they’re flying out of the turkey’s asshole.
Max Headroom's Giant Christmas Turkey 1986
YouTube video by TV Time Machine
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December 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The Max Headroom Christmas Special must be seen to be believed.
My favorite part is in the beginning where each of the guest stars’ names look like they’re flying out of the turkey’s asshole.
My favorite part is in the beginning where each of the guest stars’ names look like they’re flying out of the turkey’s asshole.
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Time-lapse of various species of mushrooms growing
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Time-lapse of various species of mushrooms growing
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If yall aren’t following Demi and her campaign, you should!!!
She’s a veteran, consistently stands against ICE with our community, and is one of 2 National Guardsmen in IL standing up to the Trump administration.
She is so incredible and admirable that she deserves at least 500 hand-knit hats. 💗💗💗
She’s a veteran, consistently stands against ICE with our community, and is one of 2 National Guardsmen in IL standing up to the Trump administration.
She is so incredible and admirable that she deserves at least 500 hand-knit hats. 💗💗💗
Door knocking in a full-on 13th District snow globe. ❄️💖✌🏽
Ps did you know @katmabu.bsky.social can knit? She made me this hat! 🥰
#Caturday
Ps did you know @katmabu.bsky.social can knit? She made me this hat! 🥰
#Caturday
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
If yall aren’t following Demi and her campaign, you should!!!
She’s a veteran, consistently stands against ICE with our community, and is one of 2 National Guardsmen in IL standing up to the Trump administration.
She is so incredible and admirable that she deserves at least 500 hand-knit hats. 💗💗💗
She’s a veteran, consistently stands against ICE with our community, and is one of 2 National Guardsmen in IL standing up to the Trump administration.
She is so incredible and admirable that she deserves at least 500 hand-knit hats. 💗💗💗
Hitting the sauce, getting shit faced on a Sunday because I Irish and this is how we deal with loss.
Rip to a real one.
#sullyisbestkitty
Rip to a real one.
#sullyisbestkitty
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hitting the sauce, getting shit faced on a Sunday because I Irish and this is how we deal with loss.
Rip to a real one.
#sullyisbestkitty
Rip to a real one.
#sullyisbestkitty