This is so blindingly dumb it’s sublimated my strategic sarcasm stockpiles
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
This is so blindingly dumb it’s sublimated my strategic sarcasm stockpiles
When you ride Pirates of the Caribbean, the Blue Bayou patrons are your NPCs, and you’re theirs.
January 2, 2026 at 12:50 AM
When you ride Pirates of the Caribbean, the Blue Bayou patrons are your NPCs, and you’re theirs.
Rainy NYE sorted. Thanks!
This is your annual reminder that, when you press play on WHEN HARRY MET SALLY (a perfect film!) at 10:30:28pm, you'll sync up perfectly with the New Year's Eve scene at midnight. 🍾🥳
December 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Rainy NYE sorted. Thanks!
If you don’t know who your Wario is, you’re the Wario
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If you don’t know who your Wario is, you’re the Wario
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This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.
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The weakest part of my character is the part that, despite the fact that I despise Instagram and most of what it does to humans, retains an Instagram account solely out of the illogical and increasingly outmoded fear that, if I didn't, I might no longer be permitted to continue making a living.
December 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The weakest part of my character is the part that, despite the fact that I despise Instagram and most of what it does to humans, retains an Instagram account solely out of the illogical and increasingly outmoded fear that, if I didn't, I might no longer be permitted to continue making a living.
The Oscar for subtlest rickroll goes to
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The Oscar for subtlest rickroll goes to
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Gate lizard says stay safe, Los Angeles
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Gate lizard says stay safe, Los Angeles
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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@marykoco.bsky.social today’s Wordle legit?
December 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
@marykoco.bsky.social today’s Wordle legit?
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It is fun to go to the movies
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It is fun to go to the movies
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
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"Part of Lucasfilm’s yearlong 50th anniversary celebration, a newly restored version of the classic Star Wars (1977) theatrical release — later renamed Star Wars: A New Hope — will play in theaters for a limited time." www.starwars.com/news/star-wa...
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December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"Part of Lucasfilm’s yearlong 50th anniversary celebration, a newly restored version of the classic Star Wars (1977) theatrical release — later renamed Star Wars: A New Hope — will play in theaters for a limited time." www.starwars.com/news/star-wa...
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Every word of this is a delight
Plan To Start Little Stationery Store Too Sad For Bank To Deny Loan https://theonion.com/plan-to-start-little-stationery-store-too-sad-for-bank-1819570568/
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Every word of this is a delight
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Plan To Start Little Stationery Store Too Sad For Bank To Deny Loan https://theonion.com/plan-to-start-little-stationery-store-too-sad-for-bank-1819570568/
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Plan To Start Little Stationery Store Too Sad For Bank To Deny Loan https://theonion.com/plan-to-start-little-stationery-store-too-sad-for-bank-1819570568/
Everybody’s prepping Thanksgiving dinner
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Everybody’s prepping Thanksgiving dinner
Nothing quite like trying to learn a new piece of software at 1:30am on deadline day
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Nothing quite like trying to learn a new piece of software at 1:30am on deadline day
CEO of the Big Apple > CEO of Apple
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 AM
CEO of the Big Apple > CEO of Apple
Every word of this is technically true
Trump: I’m very proud of the job he’s done. What he’s done is incredible in terms of human rights.
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Every word of this is technically true
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It’s ridiculous to simply accept water falling from the sky. We’re owed an Explanation
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It’s ridiculous to simply accept water falling from the sky. We’re owed an Explanation
@thejoelynch.bsky.social Recognize this place?
October 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
@thejoelynch.bsky.social Recognize this place?
Fight on. we-are.usc.edu/2025/10/16/u...
Update from Interim President Kim
Earlier today, I sent this letter to the U.S. Department of Education regarding the Compact for Academic Excellence in Higher Education. I appreciate the various points of view shared with me by many ...
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October 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Fight on. we-are.usc.edu/2025/10/16/u...
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Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela.
Live Updates: María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
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October 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela.