Tim Carras
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Tim Carras
@keylager.bsky.social
Evil boy eating evil fries
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Broken again by this post from the cute brunch spot a block from where ICE killed Alex

"We have a medic and eye wash stations on site"
January 25, 2026 at 3:52 PM
First serious 2028 contender to say it?
It's time to abolish Trump’s ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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I need all yall that dont speak spanish to learn a few words, real quick.

pls RT

"La Migra" - common slang for ICE

"La Patrulla" - "The Patrol"

"No digas nada" - "Say nothing."

¿Cómo te llamas? - "Whats your name?"

"¿Quién quieres que llame?" - "Who do you want me to call?"

Escondense - Hide
January 16, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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block immediately everyone
January 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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If calling a state secret police agent a murderer for committing murder will lead to more murder by the state secret police, it sure seems like the problem is with the secret police
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Abolish DHS. Abolish ICE.
January 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
January 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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The past couple days have made it clear that arresting and prosecuting Johnathan Ross isn’t just the right thing to do, it is necessary to prevent future violence by ICE who have interpreted the situation as “we can do that to whoever we want”
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."

The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"

"Learned what?" she asks

Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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The amazing notion conservatives have, that racist kidnapping thugs should never feel unsafe for a single moment while they are kidnapping, and if they do decide they feel unsafe they are authorized to murder any of us.
January 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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ICE shot and killed a woman on camera today. We all saw the video.

The Trump administration is lying.
January 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
This is so blindingly dumb it’s sublimated my strategic sarcasm stockpiles
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
When you ride Pirates of the Caribbean, the Blue Bayou patrons are your NPCs, and you’re theirs.
January 2, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Rainy NYE sorted. Thanks!
This is your annual reminder that, when you press play on WHEN HARRY MET SALLY (a perfect film!) at 10:30:28pm, you'll sync up perfectly with the New Year's Eve scene at midnight. 🍾🥳
December 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If you don’t know who your Wario is, you’re the Wario
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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The weakest part of my character is the part that, despite the fact that I despise Instagram and most of what it does to humans, retains an Instagram account solely out of the illogical and increasingly outmoded fear that, if I didn't, I might no longer be permitted to continue making a living.
December 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The Oscar for subtlest rickroll goes to
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Gate lizard says stay safe, Los Angeles
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.

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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
@marykoco.bsky.social today’s Wordle legit?
December 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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It is fun to go to the movies
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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"Part of Lucasfilm’s yearlong 50th anniversary celebration, a newly restored version of the classic Star Wars (1977) theatrical release — later renamed Star Wars: A New Hope — will play in theaters for a limited time." www.starwars.com/news/star-wa...

I AM SAT
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Every word of this is a delight
Plan To Start Little Stationery Store Too Sad For Bank To Deny Loan https://theonion.com/plan-to-start-little-stationery-store-too-sad-for-bank-1819570568/
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM