Autistic Barbie loves the bike lanes
@khaleesibritt.bsky.social
(she/her), profoundly autistic, bisexual, and a Byronic Hero fangirl. STOP FLAMING PREPS!
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journalism is cooked at CBS. i’d be packed up tonight. even if you could do your job, you’d still be propping up whatever this is.
just walk out.
you can leave.
if it sucks, hit da bricks.
real winners quit.
just walk out.
you can leave.
if it sucks, hit da bricks.
real winners quit.
Here's the clip of Tony Dokoupil ending tonight's broadcast by absolutely gushing over "ultimate Florida Man" Marco Rubio.
January 7, 2026 at 3:16 AM
journalism is cooked at CBS. i’d be packed up tonight. even if you could do your job, you’d still be propping up whatever this is.
just walk out.
you can leave.
if it sucks, hit da bricks.
real winners quit.
just walk out.
you can leave.
if it sucks, hit da bricks.
real winners quit.
I am all for banning ads on children's television, including for "junk" food.
But us adults can make our own decisions. Come on now.
But us adults can make our own decisions. Come on now.
January 7, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I am all for banning ads on children's television, including for "junk" food.
But us adults can make our own decisions. Come on now.
But us adults can make our own decisions. Come on now.
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
Jean Parker shows off her archery skills for a Paramount publicity photo, 1937. She’s “a modern Diana” according the the publicity snipe.
January 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
I am quote the square, but if it angers the right, then I shall be...A DEGENERATE!
*goes outside* OH God, this is too hard, I want to go home
*goes outside* OH God, this is too hard, I want to go home
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I am quote the square, but if it angers the right, then I shall be...A DEGENERATE!
*goes outside* OH God, this is too hard, I want to go home
*goes outside* OH God, this is too hard, I want to go home
She...she thinks a major film company would ever release communist propaganda?
Today we're talking about The Second Story in the longest video yet for my channel, and how thinks Chris Nolan's Oppenheimer is "communist propaganda!" Oh boy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiUZ...
The Second Story's "Rewrite" Of Oppenheimer is Completely Insane
YouTube video by OtterlyNoah
www.youtube.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:28 AM
She...she thinks a major film company would ever release communist propaganda?
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Oh....she wants to rewrite Oppenheimer with her own alternative version?
You mean...like....fanfiction?
You mean...like....fanfiction?
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Oh....she wants to rewrite Oppenheimer with her own alternative version?
You mean...like....fanfiction?
You mean...like....fanfiction?
The fucking accuracy...
oh, that character there is genocide guy, he's kind of a fan favorite. the one next to him, though, that's the one everyone hates, she was rude once.
January 4, 2026 at 5:25 AM
The fucking accuracy...
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME
khaleesi_brittany: I liked the Game of Thrones show, and my name is Brittany. Side note: i am reading the books now, and they are SO MUCH BETTER.
khaleesi_brittany: I liked the Game of Thrones show, and my name is Brittany. Side note: i am reading the books now, and they are SO MUCH BETTER.
It's my blog (now YouTube channel) name
This was inspired by something my friend said to me because I hadn't watched Forrest Gump: "And you call yourself a film critic?!"
The joke is I have never called myself a film critic lol
This was inspired by something my friend said to me because I hadn't watched Forrest Gump: "And you call yourself a film critic?!"
The joke is I have never called myself a film critic lol
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME
It’s my name and / or the name quoted in Fight Club and / or the guy from numerous fables and / or one of my favorite comedic TV characters from the 80s and / or a reminder that you don’t know Jack.
It’s my name and / or the name quoted in Fight Club and / or the guy from numerous fables and / or one of my favorite comedic TV characters from the 80s and / or a reminder that you don’t know Jack.
December 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME
khaleesi_brittany: I liked the Game of Thrones show, and my name is Brittany. Side note: i am reading the books now, and they are SO MUCH BETTER.
khaleesi_brittany: I liked the Game of Thrones show, and my name is Brittany. Side note: i am reading the books now, and they are SO MUCH BETTER.
"How you going to be transphobic when you look like Kylie Jenner put through a dehydrator" whoever put this on Twitter deserves a crown
December 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"How you going to be transphobic when you look like Kylie Jenner put through a dehydrator" whoever put this on Twitter deserves a crown
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Jud in his first sermon: My children, we are no strangers to love
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Jud in his first sermon: My children, we are no strangers to love
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“Just one more thing, Ms Bondi…
… If The Epstein Files are a hoax, why the redactions?”
… If The Epstein Files are a hoax, why the redactions?”
December 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Just one more thing, Ms Bondi…
… If The Epstein Files are a hoax, why the redactions?”
… If The Epstein Files are a hoax, why the redactions?”
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I like JKR in the same way that I like backed-up toilets.
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I like JKR in the same way that I like backed-up toilets.
So...I bought Lena Dunham's book secondhand to use as an art journal...
Y'all know she says in the book "Holocaust, eating disorder, same thing"?
That...holy fuck
Y'all know she says in the book "Holocaust, eating disorder, same thing"?
That...holy fuck
December 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
So...I bought Lena Dunham's book secondhand to use as an art journal...
Y'all know she says in the book "Holocaust, eating disorder, same thing"?
That...holy fuck
Y'all know she says in the book "Holocaust, eating disorder, same thing"?
That...holy fuck
Ew
We got an update to Doug Walker/DHS Twitter post controversy and he DMed his reaction to a fan with this…is anyone surprised that he’s actually happy about the engagement he’s getting from it?
Okay @matbrunetvo.com so it’s been almost a week and neither Doug Walker nor Channel Awesome have responded to this publicly.
But just out of curiosity I DM-ed Doug about this on Facebook (something I’ve never done before) and SHOCKINGLY he responded to me, and well…
(Don’t shoot the messenger)
But just out of curiosity I DM-ed Doug about this on Facebook (something I’ve never done before) and SHOCKINGLY he responded to me, and well…
(Don’t shoot the messenger)
December 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Ew
Reading on Pinterest suggestions for using books as junk journals made me apprehensive, but I gotta say...tearing up an Ayn Rand book is quite satisfying
December 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Reading on Pinterest suggestions for using books as junk journals made me apprehensive, but I gotta say...tearing up an Ayn Rand book is quite satisfying
No, I think it's because you're a misogynist
December 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
No, I think it's because you're a misogynist
"Rose is the true villain in Titanic"
If you think the 16 year old girl being forced to marry an abusive 30-year-old man is a villain, you may be a misogynist.
"But Jack could have fit on the door"
Shut the fuck up and watch the goddamn movie
If you think the 16 year old girl being forced to marry an abusive 30-year-old man is a villain, you may be a misogynist.
"But Jack could have fit on the door"
Shut the fuck up and watch the goddamn movie
December 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"Rose is the true villain in Titanic"
If you think the 16 year old girl being forced to marry an abusive 30-year-old man is a villain, you may be a misogynist.
"But Jack could have fit on the door"
Shut the fuck up and watch the goddamn movie
If you think the 16 year old girl being forced to marry an abusive 30-year-old man is a villain, you may be a misogynist.
"But Jack could have fit on the door"
Shut the fuck up and watch the goddamn movie
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
If Home Alone was made today, they'd have a 5 minute bit explaining why no one called CPS
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If Home Alone was made today, they'd have a 5 minute bit explaining why no one called CPS
Ew. Maybe let's NOT glorify and promote domestic violence?
I hate fandom
I hate fandom
December 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Ew. Maybe let's NOT glorify and promote domestic violence?
I hate fandom
I hate fandom
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Jesus Christ
The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Jesus Christ
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"Things that matter: regurgitating talking points from 2014 reddit"
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"Things that matter: regurgitating talking points from 2014 reddit"
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A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas.
Be a love, and pay it today.
Be a love, and pay it today.
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas.
Be a love, and pay it today.
Be a love, and pay it today.
Blanche is releasing the Epstein files? Good for her, I suppose
December 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Blanche is releasing the Epstein files? Good for her, I suppose