Being alive is similar to being dead, but at least people will pretend to care about you after you die.
February 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Being alive is similar to being dead, but at least people will pretend to care about you after you die.
When I die, it's over for me, fools.
February 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
When I die, it's over for me, fools.
I can’t believe liberals still exist.
June 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I can’t believe liberals still exist.
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UPDATE added relatability
May 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
UPDATE added relatability
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PLEASE don’t buy into Amazon’s booksale this week.
They are intentionally trying to eat into profits from Indie Bookstore Day this weekend, a really important annual event for our important community institutions.
Check out your local fave or bookshop.org.
They are intentionally trying to eat into profits from Indie Bookstore Day this weekend, a really important annual event for our important community institutions.
Check out your local fave or bookshop.org.
Bookshop: Buy books online. Support local bookstores.
An online bookstore that financially supports local independent bookstores and gives back to the book community.
bookshop.org
April 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
PLEASE don’t buy into Amazon’s booksale this week.
They are intentionally trying to eat into profits from Indie Bookstore Day this weekend, a really important annual event for our important community institutions.
Check out your local fave or bookshop.org.
They are intentionally trying to eat into profits from Indie Bookstore Day this weekend, a really important annual event for our important community institutions.
Check out your local fave or bookshop.org.
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Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers
April 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers
Boobies were my favorite, but then I found tits. Birds are amazing.
March 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Boobies were my favorite, but then I found tits. Birds are amazing.
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'St. Paddy's Day' is usually preferred over 'St. Patty's Day.'
'Paddy' is the shortened form of the original Irish spelling of 'Patrick,' which is 'Pádraig.'
'Patty' is the shortened form of 'Patricia.'
'Paddy' is the shortened form of the original Irish spelling of 'Patrick,' which is 'Pádraig.'
'Patty' is the shortened form of 'Patricia.'
March 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
'St. Paddy's Day' is usually preferred over 'St. Patty's Day.'
'Paddy' is the shortened form of the original Irish spelling of 'Patrick,' which is 'Pádraig.'
'Patty' is the shortened form of 'Patricia.'
'Paddy' is the shortened form of the original Irish spelling of 'Patrick,' which is 'Pádraig.'
'Patty' is the shortened form of 'Patricia.'
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Wanna put my tender
Heart in a blender
Also the rest of me
Everything in the blender
Heart in a blender
Also the rest of me
Everything in the blender
March 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Wanna put my tender
Heart in a blender
Also the rest of me
Everything in the blender
Heart in a blender
Also the rest of me
Everything in the blender
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Be kind to a someone today. Everyone is walking around scared. Some are right on the edge and others push it to their unconscious but no one is immune. This plane has all the makings of hell but it can be the opposite when we connect with each other
March 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Be kind to a someone today. Everyone is walking around scared. Some are right on the edge and others push it to their unconscious but no one is immune. This plane has all the makings of hell but it can be the opposite when we connect with each other
Everyone is spelling Zelenskyy wrong.
March 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Everyone is spelling Zelenskyy wrong.
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No Amazon. No Walmart. No Target. No Disney. No Google. No Apple. No Visa or Mastercard. And especially no Facebook. I will not be posting on Meta platforms for the next 24 hours in support of the economic blackout…
Can you say the same?! 🤚
Let’s. Do. This. 😎✨
Can you say the same?! 🤚
Let’s. Do. This. 😎✨
February 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
No Amazon. No Walmart. No Target. No Disney. No Google. No Apple. No Visa or Mastercard. And especially no Facebook. I will not be posting on Meta platforms for the next 24 hours in support of the economic blackout…
Can you say the same?! 🤚
Let’s. Do. This. 😎✨
Can you say the same?! 🤚
Let’s. Do. This. 😎✨
Put “It’s Fine” on my tombstone.
February 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Put “It’s Fine” on my tombstone.
We’re in this mess because everyone who is saying how terrible Trump/Musk is didn’t say shit when Biden was doing the same shit. Fuck all y’all.
February 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
We’re in this mess because everyone who is saying how terrible Trump/Musk is didn’t say shit when Biden was doing the same shit. Fuck all y’all.
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Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start
theonion.com/plan-to...
theonion.com/plan-to...
February 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start
theonion.com/plan-to...
theonion.com/plan-to...
I saw a grown man wearing a DOGE (as in the Musk bullshit) shirt today. What a loser.
February 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I saw a grown man wearing a DOGE (as in the Musk bullshit) shirt today. What a loser.
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While many of you are likely yelling "GO USA" or "GO CANADA!" I'm yelling "GO literally any elected member of congress and the rule of law, please, anyone or a single check or a solitary balance or—
February 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
While many of you are likely yelling "GO USA" or "GO CANADA!" I'm yelling "GO literally any elected member of congress and the rule of law, please, anyone or a single check or a solitary balance or—
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Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off
February 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off
I don’t come on here much and I’m already getting pro-Israel posts. I think I’m just going to swear off all US-based social media. Xiaohungshu, here I come!
February 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I don’t come on here much and I’m already getting pro-Israel posts. I think I’m just going to swear off all US-based social media. Xiaohungshu, here I come!
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X is a Nazi censorship engine. I'm baffled that so many people who should know better continue to use it
new from me: Elon Musk's X appears to be blocking links to directly contact users on Signal
Signal, the encrypted messaging app, has recently become a major tool for government workers looking to blow the whistle on DOGE
Signal, the encrypted messaging app, has recently become a major tool for government workers looking to blow the whistle on DOGE
Elon Musk’s X blocks links to Signal, the encrypted messaging service
Signal has been a primary method of communication for federal workers looking to blow the whistle on DOGE.
www.disruptionist.com
February 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
X is a Nazi censorship engine. I'm baffled that so many people who should know better continue to use it
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Are you ready? #3E #USProtests
Call to action: US national protest on Monday February 17 at your State Capitol or White House. Spread far and wide.
End Impunity
End Oligarchy
End Autogenocide
#3E #USprotests #eyesontheoval
End Impunity
End Oligarchy
End Autogenocide
#3E #USprotests #eyesontheoval
February 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Are you ready? #3E #USProtests
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1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
February 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”