Kim Rhodes
@kimrhodes.bsky.social
Operating “on the balance of four forces… identified as charm, persuasion, uncertainty, and bloody-mindedness.” -TP She/her also autistic
After nearly an hour of looking, we found the sump pump exactly where I thought it would be: with the deflated balls, air mattress, and the things to reinflate them.
My husband is confused by this. I am not.
My husband is confused by this. I am not.
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
After nearly an hour of looking, we found the sump pump exactly where I thought it would be: with the deflated balls, air mattress, and the things to reinflate them.
My husband is confused by this. I am not.
My husband is confused by this. I am not.
I’m not disappointed. I’m just angry.
- Mom
- Mom
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I’m not disappointed. I’m just angry.
- Mom
- Mom
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo.
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo.
I may have misheard but I hope I didn’t:
There is a horse working at Disneyland whose name is Perp.
There is a horse working at Disneyland whose name is Perp.
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I may have misheard but I hope I didn’t:
There is a horse working at Disneyland whose name is Perp.
There is a horse working at Disneyland whose name is Perp.
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Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
CHILD: Are you Zack and Cody’s Mom?
ME (conspiratorially): It’s my Halloween costume. Good, right?
ME (conspiratorially): It’s my Halloween costume. Good, right?
October 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
CHILD: Are you Zack and Cody’s Mom?
ME (conspiratorially): It’s my Halloween costume. Good, right?
ME (conspiratorially): It’s my Halloween costume. Good, right?
HUSBAND: Hey, babe? Any reason the garage door is still open?
ME: *deer in headlights* uhhhhhhh… I had…. Uhhhh… I had a… had aaaaa
HUSBAND: Side quest?
ME: YES!
I love him so much.
ME: *deer in headlights* uhhhhhhh… I had…. Uhhhh… I had a… had aaaaa
HUSBAND: Side quest?
ME: YES!
I love him so much.
October 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
HUSBAND: Hey, babe? Any reason the garage door is still open?
ME: *deer in headlights* uhhhhhhh… I had…. Uhhhh… I had a… had aaaaa
HUSBAND: Side quest?
ME: YES!
I love him so much.
ME: *deer in headlights* uhhhhhhh… I had…. Uhhhh… I had a… had aaaaa
HUSBAND: Side quest?
ME: YES!
I love him so much.
I love how no one is accusing me of stealing Napoleon’s jewels, but when 22 tons of cheese went missing, I got alllllllll the side-eye.
You really do know me.
You really do know me.
October 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I love how no one is accusing me of stealing Napoleon’s jewels, but when 22 tons of cheese went missing, I got alllllllll the side-eye.
You really do know me.
You really do know me.
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Autism is not just about being "quirky," and those who claim otherwise should not be taken seriously as autism advocates, org representatives, by the media—or by anyone who wants to truly support autistic people. From @epballou.bsky.social via TPGA archives:
thinkingautismguide.com/2018/05/auti...
thinkingautismguide.com/2018/05/auti...
Autistic Commonality and the Illusion of “Quirky” — THINKING PERSON'S GUIDE TO AUTISM
When I am talking about being autistic, I am not talking about being quirky. If you are, then we are not talking about the same thing.
thinkingautismguide.com
October 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Autism is not just about being "quirky," and those who claim otherwise should not be taken seriously as autism advocates, org representatives, by the media—or by anyone who wants to truly support autistic people. From @epballou.bsky.social via TPGA archives:
thinkingautismguide.com/2018/05/auti...
thinkingautismguide.com/2018/05/auti...
No Kings! Only Timelords.
A thread for people wondering if they would enjoy the inflatable-costume-at-a-protest:
A thread for people wondering if they would enjoy the inflatable-costume-at-a-protest:
October 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
No Kings! Only Timelords.
A thread for people wondering if they would enjoy the inflatable-costume-at-a-protest:
A thread for people wondering if they would enjoy the inflatable-costume-at-a-protest:
I’m not really a live-skeeter. But I had to stop my frog dance to tell you that there is a deafening amount of honking coming from big ol lifted trucks here in my tiny town.
October 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’m not really a live-skeeter. But I had to stop my frog dance to tell you that there is a deafening amount of honking coming from big ol lifted trucks here in my tiny town.
Today’s reason to like humans:
October 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Today’s reason to like humans:
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Black Bloc:
- Immediate target
- you look like feds
- 10% of you are feds
Frog Bloc:
- feds don't know where to shoot you
- deflection perimeter for less lethal rounds
- your respirator and body armor are hidden
- even if you are a fed, you're still a dancing frog
- Immediate target
- you look like feds
- 10% of you are feds
Frog Bloc:
- feds don't know where to shoot you
- deflection perimeter for less lethal rounds
- your respirator and body armor are hidden
- even if you are a fed, you're still a dancing frog
October 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Black Bloc:
- Immediate target
- you look like feds
- 10% of you are feds
Frog Bloc:
- feds don't know where to shoot you
- deflection perimeter for less lethal rounds
- your respirator and body armor are hidden
- even if you are a fed, you're still a dancing frog
- Immediate target
- you look like feds
- 10% of you are feds
Frog Bloc:
- feds don't know where to shoot you
- deflection perimeter for less lethal rounds
- your respirator and body armor are hidden
- even if you are a fed, you're still a dancing frog
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
I am old, tired and jaded. I gave up my place to those younger and better equipped, I told myself.
So why did I just buy an inflatable frog costume?
So why did I just buy an inflatable frog costume?
October 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I am old, tired and jaded. I gave up my place to those younger and better equipped, I told myself.
So why did I just buy an inflatable frog costume?
So why did I just buy an inflatable frog costume?
And now we only eat guitars!
HAPPY RAPTURE, EVERYONE!
HAPPY RAPTURE, EVERYONE!
September 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
And now we only eat guitars!
HAPPY RAPTURE, EVERYONE!
HAPPY RAPTURE, EVERYONE!
Was it abandoned or did it escape to follow its big dreams? Either way, I love where I live.
September 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Was it abandoned or did it escape to follow its big dreams? Either way, I love where I live.
Greg the Bunny.
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.
What's yours?
What's yours?
September 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Greg the Bunny.
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Shoutout to all the NFL people posting on Bluesky. All you mfers posting clips and graphs and telling us about groin injuries are doing the work of kings.
September 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Shoutout to all the NFL people posting on Bluesky. All you mfers posting clips and graphs and telling us about groin injuries are doing the work of kings.
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Your social circle sapphic needs to be informed of this
August 31, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Your social circle sapphic needs to be informed of this
Hi. Yes, the world is in flames. This is your reminder not to preheat your air fryer with the liner in the basket or those flames are gonna be literal.
August 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hi. Yes, the world is in flames. This is your reminder not to preheat your air fryer with the liner in the basket or those flames are gonna be literal.
They don’t have an account here, but I still wanted to share.
August 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
They don’t have an account here, but I still wanted to share.
Sorry I stabbed your jelly orb. My mitochondria are pretty challenged. Waddya gonna do? 🤷🏼♀️
August 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Sorry I stabbed your jelly orb. My mitochondria are pretty challenged. Waddya gonna do? 🤷🏼♀️
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I give good promo, in my opinion.
August 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I give good promo, in my opinion.