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@kingserpentico.bsky.social

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 1d

I am undefeated at playing professional football.

I now retire from the NFL.

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 1d

I got lost in the stadium and now im gonna play for the Jags.

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All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 1d

AEW Stars joined the Jaguars on the sidelines for tonight's game against the Chiefs to help KICK OFF Homecoming Week!

Watch the 2.5 Hour #AEWDynamite Title Tuesday Special LIVE at 8/7c on TBS + HBO Max!

#AEWCollision Homecoming is Saturday on TNT + HBO Max!

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 1d

I got lost in the stadium and now im gonna play for the Jags.

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TAIGASTYLE @theleemoriarty.bsky.social · 2d

Looking for resources to help protect communities from ice. Here’s what I know of so far.

ICEBlock is one I use and seems to still work but it’s been removed from the App Store.

Iceout.org is one I recently found but I can’t comment on how effective it is since I’ve never used it locally.

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 4d

wait hold on

Takai @takai420.bsky.social · 5d

HOAR WARS!!
Serpentico is the ultimate HOAR
#AEWGames

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 5d

¡Estoy muy orgulloso de ti, amiga!

Me da mucha felicidad al saber que le dedicas tanto tiempo para perfeccionar este idioma tan lindo.

¡Te quiero mucho!

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CJ 🐢 @notdukegatsby.bsky.social · 5d

Wrestling.

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 5d

Everyone leave me alone I will be out of the office until Monday or until someone calls my cellular phone

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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 5d

Mystery Wrestling x ChocoPro Wrestling are putting on a SPECIAL SHOW Saturday, October 4th airing at 9AM ET/10PM JST for FREE!

The special show premieres on www.youtube.com/@chocoprowrestling!

#MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️
#ChocoPro

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 5d

I wrestled for @ringofhonor.bsky.social at the RP Funding Center in Lakeland in April 2018.

I wrestled for @ringofhonor.bsky.social at the RP Funding Center in Lakeland 7 years later.

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 6d

Pls click the links below:

HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 6d

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

HBO Max | Feedback

help.hbomax.com

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 6d

I’m legitimately going to cry

Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 6d

OMG @kingserpentico.bsky.social's favorite wrestler making the #AEWDynamite supercut was AWESOME.

Jon Cruz flies in the air with his arms out like WTF DUDE as Samoa Joe turns his back and walks away and doesn't even catch him

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 7d

The government has shut down so I will refuse to pay taxes for the time it is out of service.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 7d

Went down a YouTube rabbit hole about the lack of continuity in the Saved By The Bell sitcom.

I feel lied to.

I want to fight Zack Morris.

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 7d

I refuse. Gonna back alley it all the way.

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 8d

Driving to work the next 2 weeks.

Pls supply the orange monster energies post haste.

AEWTix.com

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 8d

AND he’s a zombie?!?

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 8d

I’m reporting you to the FCC. Do they still care about ratings or what

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 8d

🫢

Simulated outcome of a match between Nyla Rose and Serpentico. Nyla wins. Like, by a lot.

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you. There is justice in this world.

Laura @rural-laura.bsky.social · 8d

Had to be done @kingserpentico.bsky.social 🤼

Screenshot of the result from the wrestle joy hypothetical match simulator. There is a crown emoji above text that reads "Serpentico defeats Jon Cruz"

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 8d

No are you crazy

We are gonna be tariffed 100% cause that good accidentally wrote down Vancouver, Canada instead of Vancouver, Washington on the production form and now we are locked into a very expensive 6 year deal

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 9d

Yes they were all filmed on company grounds with same crew, script and sets and we are STILL over budget.

We may have to sell some Lego assets to get out of the red.

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 10d

is there no level he will lower himself to?

biffstix.bsky.social @biffstix.bsky.social · 10d

was jon cruz portraying one the boys tonight? #AEWCollision

cc @kingserpentico.bsky.social

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 11d

Instant purchase!!

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 11d

Just completed Silent Hill f for the first time.

The f clearly stands for wt(f).

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 11d

I told you to call it the Mind Palace Collection of World Domination Thoughts as Penned by The Director of Chaos, SNAKEMAN himself

(The MPCoWDTaPbTDoCSh for short!)

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