Kirsten
@kjaycee.bsky.social
Some kind of doctor. Will work for plants. And books. And wine.
Hey @mtaalerts.bsky.social - if the “ medical emergency” is so serious you have to actually suspend service to Manhattan for almost an hour at this point, the alternative is not “walk several blocks to catch a bus that doesn’t go to Manhattan” it’s rerouting one of those buses to be a shuttle.
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Hey @mtaalerts.bsky.social - if the “ medical emergency” is so serious you have to actually suspend service to Manhattan for almost an hour at this point, the alternative is not “walk several blocks to catch a bus that doesn’t go to Manhattan” it’s rerouting one of those buses to be a shuttle.
Yep, and it’s why I fall asleep so easily to Tubi shows. Apologies, Tubi, I’m not suggesting you have sleep-inducing programming but you do have a lot of very familiar, comfort-inducing shows.
Tubi is a near perfect simulation of the feeling of watching the 3am movie on your area's fourth-rated local TV station.
For this alone it is the greatest streaming service that has ever been or will ever be.
For this alone it is the greatest streaming service that has ever been or will ever be.
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Yep, and it’s why I fall asleep so easily to Tubi shows. Apologies, Tubi, I’m not suggesting you have sleep-inducing programming but you do have a lot of very familiar, comfort-inducing shows.
I just got on the subway to go home, and for *reasons* , it took me a second to sit down - which means the train started moving WHILE I was sitting down so I basically landed in a stranger’s lap.
He was very kind. I’m going to miss this random shit about New York City.
He was very kind. I’m going to miss this random shit about New York City.
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I just got on the subway to go home, and for *reasons* , it took me a second to sit down - which means the train started moving WHILE I was sitting down so I basically landed in a stranger’s lap.
He was very kind. I’m going to miss this random shit about New York City.
He was very kind. I’m going to miss this random shit about New York City.
Happy Krampusnacht, RD! @republicandalek.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Happy Krampusnacht, RD! @republicandalek.bsky.social
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December 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Did she cook that in the security line of an airport and was only allowed 3.4 ounces of liquid?
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
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November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Did she cook that in the security line of an airport and was only allowed 3.4 ounces of liquid?
Honestly, I wish I had a law degree so I could serve on the upcoming tribunal.
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Honestly, I wish I had a law degree so I could serve on the upcoming tribunal.
Alt text: Putin inspects Trump’s hand to make sure it isn’t covered in shit before shaking it.
The Putin loyalists win, America sells out Ukraine. www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Alt text: Putin inspects Trump’s hand to make sure it isn’t covered in shit before shaking it.
My favorite thing about the day after Thanksgiving is that it’s one of the rare Friday nights where my neighborhood is dead quiet.
(I don’t live in a super loud neighborhood but on weekend nights, it’s not uncommon for throaty-engine cars to drive by with music on full blast.)
(I don’t live in a super loud neighborhood but on weekend nights, it’s not uncommon for throaty-engine cars to drive by with music on full blast.)
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
My favorite thing about the day after Thanksgiving is that it’s one of the rare Friday nights where my neighborhood is dead quiet.
(I don’t live in a super loud neighborhood but on weekend nights, it’s not uncommon for throaty-engine cars to drive by with music on full blast.)
(I don’t live in a super loud neighborhood but on weekend nights, it’s not uncommon for throaty-engine cars to drive by with music on full blast.)
I… <walks to the door> <turns out the lights> <leaves>
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I… <walks to the door> <turns out the lights> <leaves>
Dior really doubling down on the weird and creepy perfume commercials with that Captain Jack guy.
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Dior really doubling down on the weird and creepy perfume commercials with that Captain Jack guy.
Our Hispanics? (But also, “they’re clan oriented and protect their own” sounds very pot-kettle there, Bubba.)
Here’s the latest from Bo:
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Our Hispanics? (But also, “they’re clan oriented and protect their own” sounds very pot-kettle there, Bubba.)
One of the parade commentators just said you could fit 85 brown bears in the Smokey the Bear balloon but they’re not sure that would be a good idea, and I’m so glad I turned the sound back on (I usually have the parade on in the background while I do other things).
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
One of the parade commentators just said you could fit 85 brown bears in the Smokey the Bear balloon but they’re not sure that would be a good idea, and I’m so glad I turned the sound back on (I usually have the parade on in the background while I do other things).
Now that is how you start a Thanksgiving Day Parade.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Now that is how you start a Thanksgiving Day Parade.
I noticed this too the other day when I was looking up stories on that Father Ted guy’s court case. It was so immediately obvious what side the BBC was trying to appease.
1. It would appear that in recent reporting, the BBC is now using the phrase "biological male who identifies as a woman" when they mean to talk about a transgender woman.
This is an incredibly demeaning way to talk about transgender women in news pieces.
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This is an incredibly demeaning way to talk about transgender women in news pieces.
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BBC Now Calling Trans Women 'Biological Males Who Identify As Women'
These stories come in the aftermath of allegations that a small but mighty cabal of “LGBT reporters” had somehow seized control of the BBC and “censored” right-wing views.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I noticed this too the other day when I was looking up stories on that Father Ted guy’s court case. It was so immediately obvious what side the BBC was trying to appease.
You just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Slipping on wet stairs outside a restaurant. Yep, sounds about right.
Slipping on wet stairs outside a restaurant. Yep, sounds about right.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
You just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Slipping on wet stairs outside a restaurant. Yep, sounds about right.
Slipping on wet stairs outside a restaurant. Yep, sounds about right.
I wonder what they sell here. It’s a real mystery.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I wonder what they sell here. It’s a real mystery.
You're kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
WTF demon-infested hellscape did I wander into??
WTF demon-infested hellscape did I wander into??
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You're kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
WTF demon-infested hellscape did I wander into??
WTF demon-infested hellscape did I wander into??
True story: I bought a suitcase at a thrift store in Manhattan the other day and I basically rolled it around for an hour getting it home and shortly before I made it back to my apartment I get this notice that there's an unknown AirTag "moving with me". 🧵
a stuffed monkey is wearing overalls and a green shirt .
Alt: Suspicious eyes monkey GIF; a puppet monkey wearing overalls and a green shirt, stands in profile to the camera, its eyes glancing over towards the camera and back repeatedly.
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November 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
True story: I bought a suitcase at a thrift store in Manhattan the other day and I basically rolled it around for an hour getting it home and shortly before I made it back to my apartment I get this notice that there's an unknown AirTag "moving with me". 🧵
I’m in the U.S. so I suspect that I am not eligible for the giveaway because <gestures at the general state of things> but if any of the people I reach see this and are interested, DO IT. Tom Cox is in my top five of favorite authors, and is the most underrated, and under compensated, of the five.
Author wrote best book he's ever written.
Publisher disintegrated/fucked off with author's earnings.
Book was finally published by new publisher.
Author has bought two hardbacks, for full price, to give away, signed.
Please repost/reply if you'd like a chance to win one..
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Publisher disintegrated/fucked off with author's earnings.
Book was finally published by new publisher.
Author has bought two hardbacks, for full price, to give away, signed.
Please repost/reply if you'd like a chance to win one..
bsky.app/profile/zygo...
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I’m in the U.S. so I suspect that I am not eligible for the giveaway because <gestures at the general state of things> but if any of the people I reach see this and are interested, DO IT. Tom Cox is in my top five of favorite authors, and is the most underrated, and under compensated, of the five.