Kenzie🩷
@koalamaracas.bsky.social
25♏️ i like emo music and feral rodents
i miss facebook but only for my lil community. anyway that’s the monthly post bye
April 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i miss facebook but only for my lil community. anyway that’s the monthly post bye
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Noticing my spelling errors an hour after hitting send
a man stands outside of a book store
ALT: a man stands outside of a book store
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February 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Noticing my spelling errors an hour after hitting send
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sometimes staying in bed is all you can do when the world around you.
February 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
sometimes staying in bed is all you can do when the world around you.
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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
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i miss my facebook friends. if you see this im doing well, and i have dyed my hair. i hope you are also well🩷
February 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
i miss my facebook friends. if you see this im doing well, and i have dyed my hair. i hope you are also well🩷
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Trump Worried Day Working At McDonald’s Will Screw Up Taxes
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February 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Trump Worried Day Working At McDonald’s Will Screw Up Taxes
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🎯 Dropping prices by 25%+ because that’s how our transparent prices work!
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February 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
🎯 Dropping prices by 25%+ because that’s how our transparent prices work!
www.costplusdrugs.com/medications/...
✨ Thousands of medications available — find yours at costplusdrugs.com
www.costplusdrugs.com/medications/...
✨ Thousands of medications available — find yours at costplusdrugs.com
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amy winehouse winning the grammy for ‘record of the year’ in 2008
February 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
amy winehouse winning the grammy for ‘record of the year’ in 2008
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Highest-grossing films of Keanu Reeves' career 💰
February 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Highest-grossing films of Keanu Reeves' career 💰
my (25f) velcro dog (4m) likes to hump the other male dog (3f) anytime i come back in the house. this is a recent development. is this normal?
February 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
my (25f) velcro dog (4m) likes to hump the other male dog (3f) anytime i come back in the house. this is a recent development. is this normal?
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John Cena Slims Down For New Role Portraying Human Man
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John Cena Slims Down For New Role Portraying Human Man
LOS ANGELES—Confirming he had become almost unrecognizable to friends and family, wrestler-turned-actor John Cena opened up Tuesday about slimming down for a new role in which he would portray a human man. “I knew I had to take drastic measures if I wanted to convincingly pass for a human man on screen,” said a now 5-foot-9, […]
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February 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
John Cena Slims Down For New Role Portraying Human Man
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idk who needs to hear this but just because it’s a “kids toy” doesn’t mean you should leave your child alone with it 🙃
February 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
idk who needs to hear this but just because it’s a “kids toy” doesn’t mean you should leave your child alone with it 🙃
i’m pretty depressed today on top of having sick. what do😔
January 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
i’m pretty depressed today on top of having sick. what do😔
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
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January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
bro if i’m sick because of my coworkers i am gonna RIOT. could it be the flu? could it be norovirus? who knows! not me!
January 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
bro if i’m sick because of my coworkers i am gonna RIOT. could it be the flu? could it be norovirus? who knows! not me!
i need an escape from meta but tbh this is not what i want. it shall be my resting grounds
January 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
i need an escape from meta but tbh this is not what i want. it shall be my resting grounds
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Fuck it, might as well check on my island in Animal Crossing
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Fuck it, might as well check on my island in Animal Crossing
what’s the difference between a billionaire and a mosquito? nothing, they’re both annoying and a pest while alive and everyone’s happier when they die.
January 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
what’s the difference between a billionaire and a mosquito? nothing, they’re both annoying and a pest while alive and everyone’s happier when they die.
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If you die at Applebees you die in real life
November 15, 2024 at 3:52 PM
If you die at Applebees you die in real life
i was already planning on getting Life & Death for TS4 but Ashnikko having a song in there really sealed the deal for me lol
November 15, 2024 at 2:02 PM
i was already planning on getting Life & Death for TS4 but Ashnikko having a song in there really sealed the deal for me lol
