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Why is duolingo’s vibe like someones bipolar ex trying to convince me to come back
September 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Why is duolingo’s vibe like someones bipolar ex trying to convince me to come back
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Charlie Kirk was shot during an audience Q&A. I swear that the following transcript is real.
Question: "Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last ten years?"
Charlie Kirk: "Counting or not counting gang violence?"
He was shot a split second later.
Question: "Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last ten years?"
Charlie Kirk: "Counting or not counting gang violence?"
He was shot a split second later.
September 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Charlie Kirk was shot during an audience Q&A. I swear that the following transcript is real.
Question: "Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last ten years?"
Charlie Kirk: "Counting or not counting gang violence?"
He was shot a split second later.
Question: "Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last ten years?"
Charlie Kirk: "Counting or not counting gang violence?"
He was shot a split second later.
Anyway —
britney spears is drinking a drink through a straw in a living room .
ALT: britney spears is drinking a drink through a straw in a living room .
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Anyway —
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And FTR, whether or not you believe he “deserved” to get shot (few victims of gun violence “deserve” it), these are his words: "I think it's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.”
September 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
And FTR, whether or not you believe he “deserved” to get shot (few victims of gun violence “deserve” it), these are his words: "I think it's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.”
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Personally, I don’t listen to people who are offended when presented with new information. That’s just not how I live my life.
September 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Personally, I don’t listen to people who are offended when presented with new information. That’s just not how I live my life.
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During COVID, the right screamed that you can’t deny US citizens entry to the US and even asking for a test was “tyranny.” yet now, naturalized citizens are being stopped and harassed for hours, and MAGA thinks it’s great.
April 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
During COVID, the right screamed that you can’t deny US citizens entry to the US and even asking for a test was “tyranny.” yet now, naturalized citizens are being stopped and harassed for hours, and MAGA thinks it’s great.
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JUST BECAUSE THE CLOWN CAR GOES VERY FAST DOES NOT MEAN IT ISN’T FULL OF CLOWNS
the speed at which these guys have broken everything has given a lot of folks who should know better the impression that they are an unstoppable force and the only option is to negotiate the terms of surrender
just because the clown car goes very fast does not mean it isn’t full of clowns
just because the clown car goes very fast does not mean it isn’t full of clowns
Whatever the immediate fallout of the scandal, what is going to stick around is the impression it gives, of hapless idiots doing ridiculous things. And I think that seriously reduces the appeal of capitulating to these jokers.
March 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
JUST BECAUSE THE CLOWN CAR GOES VERY FAST DOES NOT MEAN IT ISN’T FULL OF CLOWNS
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Small government conservatives clapping for the government getting involved in sports
March 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Small government conservatives clapping for the government getting involved in sports
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“I lock you in an American sonnet that is part prison, / Part panic closet, a little room in a house set aflame. / I lock you in a form that is part music box, part meat / Grinder to separate the song of the bird from the bone.” — Terrence Hayes
American Sonnet for My Past and Future Assassin [“I lock you in an…
I lock you in an American sonnet that is part prison, Part panic closet, a little room in a house set aflame. I lock you in a form that is part music box, part meat Grinder to separate the song of the...
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March 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“I lock you in an American sonnet that is part prison, / Part panic closet, a little room in a house set aflame. / I lock you in a form that is part music box, part meat / Grinder to separate the song of the bird from the bone.” — Terrence Hayes
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“what did i see to be except myself?
i made it up
here on this bridge between
starshine and clay,
my one hand holding tight
my other hand; come celebrate
with me that everyday
something has tried to kill me
and has failed.” — Lucille Clifton
i made it up
here on this bridge between
starshine and clay,
my one hand holding tight
my other hand; come celebrate
with me that everyday
something has tried to kill me
and has failed.” — Lucille Clifton
won’t you celebrate with me
won't you celebrate with me
poets.org
March 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
“what did i see to be except myself?
i made it up
here on this bridge between
starshine and clay,
my one hand holding tight
my other hand; come celebrate
with me that everyday
something has tried to kill me
and has failed.” — Lucille Clifton
i made it up
here on this bridge between
starshine and clay,
my one hand holding tight
my other hand; come celebrate
with me that everyday
something has tried to kill me
and has failed.” — Lucille Clifton
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Ramsey asked me if The Grinch ever calls himself that and if not are we sure "Grinch" isn't a Whoville slur
December 25, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Ramsey asked me if The Grinch ever calls himself that and if not are we sure "Grinch" isn't a Whoville slur
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Happy 84th birthday to Hayao Miyazaki :-]
January 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Happy 84th birthday to Hayao Miyazaki :-]
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Reading the interviews of Gabriel García Márquez and this passage stands out to me, from the 1970s but relevant in this time, that in this era the fight must be for collective happiness, which as he astutely describes, is the only kind of just happiness
December 13, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Reading the interviews of Gabriel García Márquez and this passage stands out to me, from the 1970s but relevant in this time, that in this era the fight must be for collective happiness, which as he astutely describes, is the only kind of just happiness
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People who've never been dependent on a paycheck should not get to decide how long you can go without yours.
December 19, 2024 at 6:58 PM
People who've never been dependent on a paycheck should not get to decide how long you can go without yours.