Komischer Name
@komischername.bsky.social
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stolen valor is everywhere
stay woke
stay woke
April 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
stolen valor is everywhere
stay woke
stay woke
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„Vieles von dem, wenn nicht sogar fast alles von dem, was wir da vorschlagen, ist auch von den Grünen in der letzten Wahlperiode schon einmal vorgetragen worden.“
Mit anderen Worten: Die Grünen lagen richtig mit ihren politischen Forderungen. Wir wollten sie im Wahlkampf dennoch bekämpfen.
Mit anderen Worten: Die Grünen lagen richtig mit ihren politischen Forderungen. Wir wollten sie im Wahlkampf dennoch bekämpfen.
March 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
„Vieles von dem, wenn nicht sogar fast alles von dem, was wir da vorschlagen, ist auch von den Grünen in der letzten Wahlperiode schon einmal vorgetragen worden.“
Mit anderen Worten: Die Grünen lagen richtig mit ihren politischen Forderungen. Wir wollten sie im Wahlkampf dennoch bekämpfen.
Mit anderen Worten: Die Grünen lagen richtig mit ihren politischen Forderungen. Wir wollten sie im Wahlkampf dennoch bekämpfen.
When the United States needs scientists post WW2.
Me when I get myself a paper clip
November 25, 2024 at 12:07 PM
When the United States needs scientists post WW2.
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Page 703 of Boris Johnson's memoir, and we teeter on the brink of an important insight.
October 14, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Page 703 of Boris Johnson's memoir, and we teeter on the brink of an important insight.
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Fun fact: this means the sun will finally set on the British Empire.
Once handed to Mauritius there will be a point in the day in which all remaining British colonial possessions (and Britain itself) will be in darkness.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Once handed to Mauritius there will be a point in the day in which all remaining British colonial possessions (and Britain itself) will be in darkness.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
UK hands sovereignty of Chagos Islands to Mauritius
In a historic move, the UK gives up sovereignty of a strategic group of islands in the Indian Ocean.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 3, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Fun fact: this means the sun will finally set on the British Empire.
Once handed to Mauritius there will be a point in the day in which all remaining British colonial possessions (and Britain itself) will be in darkness.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Once handed to Mauritius there will be a point in the day in which all remaining British colonial possessions (and Britain itself) will be in darkness.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
July 5, 2024 at 9:09 PM
This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths
June 22, 2024 at 4:32 PM
a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths
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The old guard said it was impossible. That the funding was a waste. But they lacked vision
June 13, 2024 at 2:59 PM
The old guard said it was impossible. That the funding was a waste. But they lacked vision
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ICQ is shutting down, which means my decision to memorize my ICQ number (56063358) but not my social insurance number (9 digits? I think?) has perhaps not paid the dividends I'd hoped
May 27, 2024 at 11:33 AM
ICQ is shutting down, which means my decision to memorize my ICQ number (56063358) but not my social insurance number (9 digits? I think?) has perhaps not paid the dividends I'd hoped
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Gonna strike up a conversation with a stranger at Starbucks, say “I just saw the funniest video, here let me show it to you” then I’m going to hold out my phone while this plays in its entirety
youtu.be/T0CpOYZZZW4
The Spectacular Failure of the Star Wars Hotel
For two days and two nights, I will step aboard an immersive galactic starcruiser experience and live MY star wars story.References and clip sources: https:/...
youtu.be
May 19, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Gonna strike up a conversation with a stranger at Starbucks, say “I just saw the funniest video, here let me show it to you” then I’m going to hold out my phone while this plays in its entirety
youtu.be/T0CpOYZZZW4
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Wissing seit 2021:
Tempolimit? - Nein
Tempo 30? - Nein
City-Maut? - Nein
StVO-Reform? - Nein
Verbrenner-Aus? - Nein
Wegfall Dieselprivileg? - Nein
Reform Pendlerpauschale? - Nein
Flugtaxis? - Ja
Tankrabatt? - Ja
Wissing heute: "Die Klimaziele lassen sich nur durch Fahrverbote einsparen"
Tempolimit? - Nein
Tempo 30? - Nein
City-Maut? - Nein
StVO-Reform? - Nein
Verbrenner-Aus? - Nein
Wegfall Dieselprivileg? - Nein
Reform Pendlerpauschale? - Nein
Flugtaxis? - Ja
Tankrabatt? - Ja
Wissing heute: "Die Klimaziele lassen sich nur durch Fahrverbote einsparen"
April 12, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Wissing seit 2021:
Tempolimit? - Nein
Tempo 30? - Nein
City-Maut? - Nein
StVO-Reform? - Nein
Verbrenner-Aus? - Nein
Wegfall Dieselprivileg? - Nein
Reform Pendlerpauschale? - Nein
Flugtaxis? - Ja
Tankrabatt? - Ja
Wissing heute: "Die Klimaziele lassen sich nur durch Fahrverbote einsparen"
Tempolimit? - Nein
Tempo 30? - Nein
City-Maut? - Nein
StVO-Reform? - Nein
Verbrenner-Aus? - Nein
Wegfall Dieselprivileg? - Nein
Reform Pendlerpauschale? - Nein
Flugtaxis? - Ja
Tankrabatt? - Ja
Wissing heute: "Die Klimaziele lassen sich nur durch Fahrverbote einsparen"
The Wii Fit Balance Board is now considered a retro accessory. I'm starting to feel old.
April 3, 2024 at 8:35 PM
The Wii Fit Balance Board is now considered a retro accessory. I'm starting to feel old.
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Can't miss the opportunity to share my own favorite Superb Owl, an Athenian silver tentradrachm from c. 400 BCE.
February 11, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Can't miss the opportunity to share my own favorite Superb Owl, an Athenian silver tentradrachm from c. 400 BCE.
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"Bauer auf A4!"
"Fernschach?"
"Nein, Staumeldung im Radio."
"Fernschach?"
"Nein, Staumeldung im Radio."
January 7, 2024 at 3:34 PM
"Bauer auf A4!"
"Fernschach?"
"Nein, Staumeldung im Radio."
"Fernschach?"
"Nein, Staumeldung im Radio."
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So the most British clergyman (and proto-academic) ever, our man John doesn't abandon his History of Northumberland. He's sitting on evidence that will change a key part of British history, but nope! Out of scope.
So what does he do? He footnotes it. A 173 PAGE LONG FOOTNOTE. 13/22
So what does he do? He footnotes it. A 173 PAGE LONG FOOTNOTE. 13/22
January 5, 2024 at 11:28 AM
So the most British clergyman (and proto-academic) ever, our man John doesn't abandon his History of Northumberland. He's sitting on evidence that will change a key part of British history, but nope! Out of scope.
So what does he do? He footnotes it. A 173 PAGE LONG FOOTNOTE. 13/22
So what does he do? He footnotes it. A 173 PAGE LONG FOOTNOTE. 13/22
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Nobody says "Merry Christmas" anymore. Instead they say, "Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho."
December 25, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Nobody says "Merry Christmas" anymore. Instead they say, "Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho."
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Vor 14 Jahren verlor Friedrich Merz seinen Laptop an einem Taxistand. Sein Glück: Der damals obdachlose Straßenzeitungs-Verkäufer Enrico J. entdeckte das Gerät an einem Taxistand am Berliner Ostbahnhof. Als Dank schenkte #Merz ihm sein neues Buch.
THX @mitdipp.bsky.social für die Erinnerung.
THX @mitdipp.bsky.social für die Erinnerung.
December 4, 2023 at 12:35 PM
Vor 14 Jahren verlor Friedrich Merz seinen Laptop an einem Taxistand. Sein Glück: Der damals obdachlose Straßenzeitungs-Verkäufer Enrico J. entdeckte das Gerät an einem Taxistand am Berliner Ostbahnhof. Als Dank schenkte #Merz ihm sein neues Buch.
THX @mitdipp.bsky.social für die Erinnerung.
THX @mitdipp.bsky.social für die Erinnerung.
Fun Fact: Orcas werden auch als "Killerwale" bezeichnet, weil sie große "The Killers" Fans sind. Der durchschnittliche Orca kann den Song Mr. Brightside aus 12 Seemeilen Entfernung erkennen.
December 4, 2023 at 11:17 AM
Fun Fact: Orcas werden auch als "Killerwale" bezeichnet, weil sie große "The Killers" Fans sind. Der durchschnittliche Orca kann den Song Mr. Brightside aus 12 Seemeilen Entfernung erkennen.
In Germany we don't say: "Ich bin schwanger.", we say: "Wir müssen uns bald entscheiden, wem die Erziehungsrente angerechnet wird" and I think that sucks.
November 24, 2023 at 2:26 PM
In Germany we don't say: "Ich bin schwanger.", we say: "Wir müssen uns bald entscheiden, wem die Erziehungsrente angerechnet wird" and I think that sucks.
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Remember the much-celebrated "AI Seinfeld" show that was supposed to run forever?
Yeah, the "AI" has completely broken down and now the characters have been stuck walking against a fridge for a week.
Watch out writers, they're coming for your jobs!
Yeah, the "AI" has completely broken down and now the characters have been stuck walking against a fridge for a week.
Watch out writers, they're coming for your jobs!
AI Seinfeld Is Broken, Maybe Forever
Nothing, Forever is getting another round of virality as people gawk at what might be the end of the first big AI show.
www.404media.co
November 1, 2023 at 10:33 AM
Remember the much-celebrated "AI Seinfeld" show that was supposed to run forever?
Yeah, the "AI" has completely broken down and now the characters have been stuck walking against a fridge for a week.
Watch out writers, they're coming for your jobs!
Yeah, the "AI" has completely broken down and now the characters have been stuck walking against a fridge for a week.
Watch out writers, they're coming for your jobs!