I understand Mr Beast is a successful businessman and he’s going to keep launching products but they got to stop putting his face on them. He’s the most off-putting person I’ve ever seen. Haunted ventriloquist doll face.

everyone should have some massive, insane art project they can leave unfinished at the time of their death

an epic poem in a made up language!

seventeen intricate altars made out of trash!

something with way too many antlers!

amaze and trouble the world upon your passing

We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul

ok but why haven't we seen savory poptarts

This time I’ll find it

Love your life in such a way that your premeditated murder on an open street is in no way ambivalent to total strangers.