kpants.bsky.social
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March 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I understand Mr Beast is a successful businessman and he’s going to keep launching products but they got to stop putting his face on them. He’s the most off-putting person I’ve ever seen. Haunted ventriloquist doll face.
February 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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everyone should have some massive, insane art project they can leave unfinished at the time of their death

an epic poem in a made up language!

seventeen intricate altars made out of trash!

something with way too many antlers!

amaze and trouble the world upon your passing
March 22, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
February 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
January 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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ok but why haven't we seen savory poptarts
December 29, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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This time I’ll find it
December 23, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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December 21, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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Love your life in such a way that your premeditated murder on an open street is in no way ambivalent to total strangers.
December 5, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 12:35 AM