Kraken Guard
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Kraken Guard
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no you idiot fiction isn't "normalizing" anything. shut up
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Man I love how one of Mohg’s new movesets in Nightreign is essentially a Kaizo Trap..
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Fuck vote blue no matter who. If all this madness isn't enough to get the Democrats to field a candidate who can support trans rights and be against genocide they're telling me they don't want my vote and I'm happy to oblige.

I'm not voting for a more polite Trump. Full stop.
December 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
... People gripe and complain about the incest regarding Mohg and Miquella, but frankly? Referencing a book series where the author has cemented herself as transphobic as all hell is WAY WAY worse.
December 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Bonus Shots
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Bonus Shot
December 6, 2025 at 8:16 AM
... Man, at least Ommadon doesn't have all this discourse surrounding him. 😒
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Get a load of this. 😆
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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this video makes me laugh every time. i always forget what happens
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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I sent in a call to the committee just now, and let them know that the way the committee handled the meeting was unacceptable, and demanded that these bills receive additional scrutiny via more meetings

call em using these numbers

minority: (202) 225-2927
majority: (202) 225-3641
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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This screenshot always cracks me up 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Yolo often stands with his little back toes crossed, which I find ridiculously cute!
You can see vultures don't have bulky feet and talons built for grasping/carrying like other raptors. Their more chicken-like feet are meant for bracing on food to pull at it with their powerful beaks, instead.
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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the randomizer calling Makar randomized in to Mohg this was actually frying me
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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This is DEFCON 1 priority, y'all. Call your senators, reps, call your friends and tell them to call their senators and reps about this. Call your grandma and tell her to call her senators and reps about this.

What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.

Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Man considering the context behind "teaching man to fly like a fairy" I should not have laughed AS hard as I did? But also, that line was kinda what cemented my stance of "Okay, actually, I love this guy."

It's such a not serious thing to say, but James Earl Jones made it WORK.
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
So I can see Nihil Rings -- It's not gonna be Sewer Mohg...!
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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You can pry my tentacle milf porn from my cold, dead, hands, America.

Y'all. Call your senators about KOSA first, because that shit is a nightmare beyond comprehension, and then call them again and demand they take away credit card companies' ability to control what you're buying and where.
I logged into my Fakku account and can confirm the tags “incest,” “tentacles,” “milf,” “loli,” “shota,” and “forced” lead to the following page. The notice regarding payment processing is obviously worrying. I reached out to Jacob to see if he can give any insight. More updates in this thread
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
IS IT HIM!?!?
DID HE!?!?
WILL HE BE IN IT!?!?
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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the fell omen and his night cavalary
November 8, 2023 at 3:12 AM
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this game made me cry so many times 😭
SOMA is $1.49 on US PSN buff.ly/8zLhAcA
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Antea the Tarnished for @bistachios 💕

[ #ELDENRING #art]
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM