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Krautnapped™
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Rural #punk in #NewJersey. #artDirector, #UIDesigner, #illustrator, #fimPhotographer, #leftist.

“Oddly satisfying.” —Remy, 2023.

Occasionally NSFW.

Current read: Tower of Fools
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With all this BS about Meta/IG and with PixelFed about to drop its official apps (they are in review), it's never been a better time to drop IG.

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Especially if you're a creative. #photography #filmPhotography #cinematography #art #illustration
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Vanessa Vonne

Polaroid BW 600
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Leave it to new age Christians to “love thy neighbor” until that neighbor needs food stamps, housing or a single mother needs walfare . Then the rules are apparently different. Y’all irk me.
October 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Yesterday was the Q3 FEC deadline. That means we found out how much money my opponents raised and who donated to them.

So how did we do? Well…
October 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Final shots from my shoot with Evvy.

Canon 90D, 50mm lens.

#canonPhotography #canon90d #fashionphotography
October 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
More shots from my shoot with Evvy.

Canon 90D, 50mm lens.

#canonPhotography #canon90d #fashionphotography
October 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Working with Evvy was a joy. Fun little shoot from last week.

Canon 90D, 50mm lens.

#canonPhotography #canon90d #fashionphotography
October 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Well, I didn’t have “nearly witness a Mr. Tasty ice cream truck get broadsided by an 18-wheeler” on my list of things I was expecting to see today, but life is strange like that.
September 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and five hundred billion dollars to crush my enemies and make them regret ever being conceived
September 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)
September 11, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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Daily reminder to listen to "Capitalism Breeds Devastation" by JER
Gotta say, @skatunenetwork.bsky.social was spot fucking on with the line "empathy for no one but the villains", and today just adds to the pile of examples
September 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
NGL, I've never been more excited for a thunderstorm line as I am right now when there's a big forest fire by me in #NewJersey

Come on, thunderstorm, drop your heaviest!
September 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Looking up my actual name on LLMs.... was weird. Turns out the one source they can't pull from is LinkedIn. Which, if I were looking for a job, I'd want to be accurate.

Reached out to a few people, but the one person that I really want an opinion from is @randfish.bsky.social
September 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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when i worked in a dog daycare i had to deal with these jerkoffs all the time. dogs need certain vaccines to go to group daycare/boarding just like kids do for the exact same group safety reasons and i had antivaxers scream in my face about it more than once
September 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Raise 👏 the 👏 taxes
trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
September 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My mechanic rocks. He said with the weather getting cooler there’s no reason to repair my AC and just wait for the spring. Topped off my fluids and charged me $20 total.
August 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I’m surprised this admin hasn’t tried to rename Labor Day to have some kind of slant towards being anti labor. Like “You’re lucky to have a job” day or something like that.
August 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
New phrase in the lexicon. You’ve heard of “dog water” takes, you’ve heard of “dog shit” takes….

I present to you “moldy dog shit” takes.

Y’all are welcome
August 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Ok, 2025. You’re the worst. Snoop is a queerphobe? Over Lightyear? a movie that came out in 20-fucking-two?

Dark lords below, grant me strength.
August 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM