kristin haugh does she do it
@kristinhaugh.bsky.social
prinCESS of Genovia | mr.worldwide
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I’ll forgive you, easily! As long as you don’t call me ugly or boring.
March 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’ll forgive you, easily! As long as you don’t call me ugly or boring.
Having long nails is a personality trait.
March 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Having long nails is a personality trait.
I’ll watch the show you recommend, but you owe me.
March 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’ll watch the show you recommend, but you owe me.
Constantly alternating between something salty and something sweet.
March 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Constantly alternating between something salty and something sweet.
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Errything now is so fucking lame... cool
March 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Errything now is so fucking lame... cool
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Found a Cheeto in the shape of existential dread
March 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Found a Cheeto in the shape of existential dread
Sunsets are pretty because they make everything glow, but so do my night vision goggles.
March 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Sunsets are pretty because they make everything glow, but so do my night vision goggles.
All you need are friends who laugh WITH you, and a shirt that makes your arms look skinny.
March 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
All you need are friends who laugh WITH you, and a shirt that makes your arms look skinny.
Law & Order me a martini, thanks
March 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Law & Order me a martini, thanks
Pop pills, not balloons. (Seriously, we’re trying to sleep!)
March 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Pop pills, not balloons. (Seriously, we’re trying to sleep!)
Tell me how many blisters you have on your feet and I’ll tell you how much of a feminist you are.
March 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Tell me how many blisters you have on your feet and I’ll tell you how much of a feminist you are.
Why is it called a teenage DREAM but a mid-life CRISIS?
March 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Why is it called a teenage DREAM but a mid-life CRISIS?
I am intimidated by people who highlight passages.
March 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I am intimidated by people who highlight passages.
Ever just not do anything for five years?
February 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Ever just not do anything for five years?
I love saying “I’m tired” and then going to bed.
January 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I love saying “I’m tired” and then going to bed.
Armie Hammer sounds like a sex position.
January 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Armie Hammer sounds like a sex position.
Give me a whitehead to pop and watch me shine.
January 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Give me a whitehead to pop and watch me shine.
Why does no one talk about the tension between you, the bathroom attendant, and the stack of paper towels?
January 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Why does no one talk about the tension between you, the bathroom attendant, and the stack of paper towels?
*me having a conversation*
“Wow, she’s trippy.”
“Wow, she’s trippy.”
January 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
*me having a conversation*
“Wow, she’s trippy.”
“Wow, she’s trippy.”
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Keep writing.
Your story matters now more than ever.
Your story matters now more than ever.
January 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Keep writing.
Your story matters now more than ever.
Your story matters now more than ever.
“A little rain never hurt anyone” is propaganda. If we all just start cancelling plans when it’s raining and spend that time sleeping instead we could quickly achieve world peace.
January 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“A little rain never hurt anyone” is propaganda. If we all just start cancelling plans when it’s raining and spend that time sleeping instead we could quickly achieve world peace.
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Being an adult is fun. I just had a bag of BBQ chips for breakfast.
January 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Being an adult is fun. I just had a bag of BBQ chips for breakfast.
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I think it's about time we put the next four years behind us.
January 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I think it's about time we put the next four years behind us.