Kate
@ktenpas.bsky.social
“We’re all stories in the end…just make it a good one, eh?”- The Doctor Demisexual mildly Ace queer She/Her radiant mantis shrimp. I am what happens when you try to carve God out of the wood of your own hunger.
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Kate
@ktenpas.bsky.social
· Nov 9
As on twitter, I’ll say on here:
If we have no moots or only a couple, I will block you
I need multiple indications of you’re a good person to follow by multiple moots following before I allow a follow/follow back
If we have no moots or only a couple, I will block you
I need multiple indications of you’re a good person to follow by multiple moots following before I allow a follow/follow back
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This week is the super bowl for green bean casserole...
now we gotta question the values of the 🤬'ing soup people
now we gotta question the values of the 🤬'ing soup people
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This week is the super bowl for green bean casserole...
now we gotta question the values of the 🤬'ing soup people
now we gotta question the values of the 🤬'ing soup people
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parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
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Listen...
if you are a *checks notes*
SOUP EXECUTIVE ... just take the money and be quiet
if you are a *checks notes*
SOUP EXECUTIVE ... just take the money and be quiet
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Listen...
if you are a *checks notes*
SOUP EXECUTIVE ... just take the money and be quiet
if you are a *checks notes*
SOUP EXECUTIVE ... just take the money and be quiet
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I call it Rice Truck Saga, but feel free to call it whatever you want , it doesn't have an official name, it belongs to the people
My favorite twitter moment was the Great Rice Story. I don't know if there's an official name for it, but just thinking about it cracks me up to this day.
Another fave is when the menswear dude Twitter slaps someone into another lifetime. 😂
Another fave is when the menswear dude Twitter slaps someone into another lifetime. 😂
I miss when Twitter was truly great like the time a guy got upset at someone calling out a cricket team and started explaining how bowling worked and at the end OP was like "thanks for explaining btw I hold the world record for most career outs in cricket history"
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I call it Rice Truck Saga, but feel free to call it whatever you want , it doesn't have an official name, it belongs to the people
Also if you’re so inclined to read
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Also if you’re so inclined to read
Also just learned that the Eurasian eagle owl has a wingspan 6.30” shorter than Shaq
Anyone else have a cool 8th grade science teacher who played this while we dissected owl pellets?
youtu.be/FENowCc-A8M
youtu.be/FENowCc-A8M
Owl Pellets
YouTube video by ScienceExplosion
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Also just learned that the Eurasian eagle owl has a wingspan 6.30” shorter than Shaq
Anyone else have a cool 8th grade science teacher who played this while we dissected owl pellets?
youtu.be/FENowCc-A8M
youtu.be/FENowCc-A8M
Owl Pellets
YouTube video by ScienceExplosion
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Anyone else have a cool 8th grade science teacher who played this while we dissected owl pellets?
youtu.be/FENowCc-A8M
youtu.be/FENowCc-A8M
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Oh we doing it DOING IT??????
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Oh we doing it DOING IT??????
Fuck the police and fuck ICE.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October.
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
A Disabled Child’s Mom Reported Him Missing. He Was Locked Away by Federal Immigration Authorities for 48 Days.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old who has an intellectual disability, walked away from his mom’s fruit stand in October. Houston Police called ICE.
thebarbedwire.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Fuck the police and fuck ICE.
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Emmanuel walked away from his mom’s fruit stand to find a bathroom. She looked for him all over Houston, and after several hours, she filed a missing person’s report with Houston PD. Houston firefighters found him within 24 hours. But police turned him over to ICE, who held him captive for 48 days.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October.
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
A Disabled Child’s Mom Reported Him Missing. He Was Locked Away by Federal Immigration Authorities for 48 Days.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old who has an intellectual disability, walked away from his mom’s fruit stand in October. Houston Police called ICE.
thebarbedwire.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Emmanuel walked away from his mom’s fruit stand to find a bathroom. She looked for him all over Houston, and after several hours, she filed a missing person’s report with Houston PD. Houston firefighters found him within 24 hours. But police turned him over to ICE, who held him captive for 48 days.
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Shoutout to all the caregivers. gentleness and rest in this season💜
Since we're talking about Dr. Bronner's, for those who are caring for incontinent family members (bless you, 👑), the Sal Suds (for household cleaning, not for your skin) are EXCELLENT for pretreating poopy clothes. The fir needle & spruce oils help so. much. with the smell.
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Shoutout to all the caregivers. gentleness and rest in this season💜
"I have Black friends"
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"I have Black friends"
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Isn’t gonna help you unless you have some very specific parasitic infections - like the ones farm animals get - but it’s not being restricted or suppressed in any way; stupid people just love giving their money to stupid scammers
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Isn’t gonna help you unless you have some very specific parasitic infections - like the ones farm animals get - but it’s not being restricted or suppressed in any way; stupid people just love giving their money to stupid scammers
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One of the craziest things about people buying ivermectin prescriptions from scam artists like Dr. Drew and the other clingers is that ivermectin is already available without a prescription for considerably cheaper!
This is funny to me because it's obviously a bad idea for an anti parasitic with relatively narrow indications to be made OTC, however this will financially hurt grifters like Peter McCullough and The Wellness Company who sell ivermectin prescriptions online.
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
One of the craziest things about people buying ivermectin prescriptions from scam artists like Dr. Drew and the other clingers is that ivermectin is already available without a prescription for considerably cheaper!
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The thing about roasting someone is it doesn’t have to be vulgar. It just has to be funny. And if there’s one thing Elon Musk is not, it’s funny. He’s just a sad loser with a shit ton of money
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The thing about roasting someone is it doesn’t have to be vulgar. It just has to be funny. And if there’s one thing Elon Musk is not, it’s funny. He’s just a sad loser with a shit ton of money
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Boston's Mayor Wu playing with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Boston's Mayor Wu playing with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall
For me it’s Little Women 1995 version.
But in all seriousness Klaus is the best Christmas movie.
But in all seriousness Klaus is the best Christmas movie.
15 years of having to watch ppl argue about whether Die Hard is the best Christmas movie when Home Alone is right there
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
For me it’s Little Women 1995 version.
But in all seriousness Klaus is the best Christmas movie.
But in all seriousness Klaus is the best Christmas movie.
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what is going on
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
what is going on
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Person who bought this 6 months later: so my grill keeps trying to tell me about white genocide??? And the plight of the Boers?? How do I get it to stop doing that when friends are over?
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November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Person who bought this 6 months later: so my grill keeps trying to tell me about white genocide??? And the plight of the Boers?? How do I get it to stop doing that when friends are over?
(With alt text)
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IM SCREAMING- THIS IS THEIR LEGIT WEBSITE
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
IM SCREAMING- THIS IS THEIR LEGIT WEBSITE
Watching a YouTube video of Black barbecue vs white barbecue and the last one is dressed as a chef with a weird fucking chefs hat, calling himself a master chef and explained his dish was what he envisioned a south central LA bbq would be.
HE ONLY SMOKED HIS PORK RIBS FOR 8 HOURS
HE ONLY SMOKED HIS PORK RIBS FOR 8 HOURS
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Watching a YouTube video of Black barbecue vs white barbecue and the last one is dressed as a chef with a weird fucking chefs hat, calling himself a master chef and explained his dish was what he envisioned a south central LA bbq would be.
HE ONLY SMOKED HIS PORK RIBS FOR 8 HOURS
HE ONLY SMOKED HIS PORK RIBS FOR 8 HOURS
Just reread Bone and I don’t think I’ve finished it before today
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Just reread Bone and I don’t think I’ve finished it before today
Jesus fucking Christ.
If you have evidence Jefferson's slaves were abused or mistreated, I'm perfectly willing to review it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Jesus fucking Christ.
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17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
Beat up all the fucking racists the fuck are you talking about?
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Beat up all the fucking racists the fuck are you talking about?