🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly)
@kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social
Farm Girl • Bi Disaster • Hobbies include: Photography, Makeup, Fashion, Gaming, Archery, Woodworking, Finding New Hobbies.
BREAKING NEWS!!!
A boeing 737 MAX has CRASHED while ferrying furries to fur-con!!!! 😱
A boeing 737 MAX has CRASHED while ferrying furries to fur-con!!!! 😱
June 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
BREAKING NEWS!!!
A boeing 737 MAX has CRASHED while ferrying furries to fur-con!!!! 😱
A boeing 737 MAX has CRASHED while ferrying furries to fur-con!!!! 😱
Just finished watching flow…
I’m gonna need y’all to give a salute for that damn whale.
I’m gonna need y’all to give a salute for that damn whale.
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ALT: a woman wearing headphones is sitting in a gaming chair with her hands folded in front of a microphone .
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May 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Just finished watching flow…
I’m gonna need y’all to give a salute for that damn whale.
I’m gonna need y’all to give a salute for that damn whale.
Rarely does a tragedy so american in it's themes happen in my country. To my Phillipino-Canadian and Phillipino-American friends, their family, and their community, You have my heart, my compassion, and my condolences. 💕
April 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Rarely does a tragedy so american in it's themes happen in my country. To my Phillipino-Canadian and Phillipino-American friends, their family, and their community, You have my heart, my compassion, and my condolences. 💕
today’s fit! 😅
it’s finally springtime!!!!! 🥳
it’s finally springtime!!!!! 🥳
April 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
today’s fit! 😅
it’s finally springtime!!!!! 🥳
it’s finally springtime!!!!! 🥳
Given the USA is violating court orders, sending people to foreign encampments without due process; while isreal is doing far worse to Palestinians.
It would seem that - since the events from which this work came - its somber reminder has never been so pertinent.
It would seem that - since the events from which this work came - its somber reminder has never been so pertinent.
March 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Given the USA is violating court orders, sending people to foreign encampments without due process; while isreal is doing far worse to Palestinians.
It would seem that - since the events from which this work came - its somber reminder has never been so pertinent.
It would seem that - since the events from which this work came - its somber reminder has never been so pertinent.
Cripes, it's been a whole week.
I'm getting faded. Anyone wanna join me?
I'm getting faded. Anyone wanna join me?
March 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Cripes, it's been a whole week.
I'm getting faded. Anyone wanna join me?
I'm getting faded. Anyone wanna join me?
Feeling rough. Lost 20lbs in 2 weeks. I have 3 Med Appointments today and may be re-hospitalized. 😮💨
BUT, If I am sent to the good coochie detainment facility? At least I’ll look cuter than the psychs. 🎀 😏
BUT, If I am sent to the good coochie detainment facility? At least I’ll look cuter than the psychs. 🎀 😏
March 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Feeling rough. Lost 20lbs in 2 weeks. I have 3 Med Appointments today and may be re-hospitalized. 😮💨
BUT, If I am sent to the good coochie detainment facility? At least I’ll look cuter than the psychs. 🎀 😏
BUT, If I am sent to the good coochie detainment facility? At least I’ll look cuter than the psychs. 🎀 😏
Time for some self care I guess. 🎀
It’s probably long overdue… 😓😮💨
It’s probably long overdue… 😓😮💨
March 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Time for some self care I guess. 🎀
It’s probably long overdue… 😓😮💨
It’s probably long overdue… 😓😮💨
Tried to take a forever nap in the psych ER yesterday. Guess their response!
A. Admit
B. Provide crisis support
C. Discharge after resuscitation; refer to walk-in clinic that no longer exists.
If you guess C you’re right! At least I’m pretty and got super cute new shoes? 😮💨😭
A. Admit
B. Provide crisis support
C. Discharge after resuscitation; refer to walk-in clinic that no longer exists.
If you guess C you’re right! At least I’m pretty and got super cute new shoes? 😮💨😭
March 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Tried to take a forever nap in the psych ER yesterday. Guess their response!
A. Admit
B. Provide crisis support
C. Discharge after resuscitation; refer to walk-in clinic that no longer exists.
If you guess C you’re right! At least I’m pretty and got super cute new shoes? 😮💨😭
A. Admit
B. Provide crisis support
C. Discharge after resuscitation; refer to walk-in clinic that no longer exists.
If you guess C you’re right! At least I’m pretty and got super cute new shoes? 😮💨😭
Just a dumb farm gay doing dumb farm gay things 🤭
(I could probably carry you just as easily. Just sayin. 😘)
(I could probably carry you just as easily. Just sayin. 😘)
January 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Just a dumb farm gay doing dumb farm gay things 🤭
(I could probably carry you just as easily. Just sayin. 😘)
(I could probably carry you just as easily. Just sayin. 😘)
Not me, sitting in the bath, live tweeting my first experience with a michael bay transformers movie to @ithayla.bsky.social.
(AKA Violating the Geneva convention. These are TERRIBLE. I honestly don’t even know how they didn’t become a meme on par with Morbius. 🤣)
(AKA Violating the Geneva convention. These are TERRIBLE. I honestly don’t even know how they didn’t become a meme on par with Morbius. 🤣)
January 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Not me, sitting in the bath, live tweeting my first experience with a michael bay transformers movie to @ithayla.bsky.social.
(AKA Violating the Geneva convention. These are TERRIBLE. I honestly don’t even know how they didn’t become a meme on par with Morbius. 🤣)
(AKA Violating the Geneva convention. These are TERRIBLE. I honestly don’t even know how they didn’t become a meme on par with Morbius. 🤣)
Ohey! look! It’s my high risk butt sitting in the shower and drinking black tea, because studies have shown both may reduce severity and duration of C19.
Stay home when ur sick folks! Getting others sick & preventing disabled folk from visiting family isn’t cool. 😤
Stay home when ur sick folks! Getting others sick & preventing disabled folk from visiting family isn’t cool. 😤
January 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Ohey! look! It’s my high risk butt sitting in the shower and drinking black tea, because studies have shown both may reduce severity and duration of C19.
Stay home when ur sick folks! Getting others sick & preventing disabled folk from visiting family isn’t cool. 😤
Stay home when ur sick folks! Getting others sick & preventing disabled folk from visiting family isn’t cool. 😤
A Friends post reminded me of something to keep in mind next year.
Goals can leave you disheartened if failed. Behavioural less so. Make one small change a day. And remember to Love yourself.
At the end of the day no one escapes life alive, best to escape it having lived.
Goals can leave you disheartened if failed. Behavioural less so. Make one small change a day. And remember to Love yourself.
At the end of the day no one escapes life alive, best to escape it having lived.
December 29, 2024 at 3:32 PM
A Friends post reminded me of something to keep in mind next year.
Goals can leave you disheartened if failed. Behavioural less so. Make one small change a day. And remember to Love yourself.
At the end of the day no one escapes life alive, best to escape it having lived.
Goals can leave you disheartened if failed. Behavioural less so. Make one small change a day. And remember to Love yourself.
At the end of the day no one escapes life alive, best to escape it having lived.
So ummm… about that…
December 29, 2024 at 12:53 PM
So ummm… about that…
I'vr been drinkinf but before I go to bed I need to tell ysll something...
Ur wonderful
Ur smazing
Ur stronf as f***
You hsve an ass that csn topple empired
Ur cspable of grest things
Ur dick is huge
Whstever 2025 brings, yoy got this!
Love uou!💕
Nini! Sleep sweet! 🥰
Ur wonderful
Ur smazing
Ur stronf as f***
You hsve an ass that csn topple empired
Ur cspable of grest things
Ur dick is huge
Whstever 2025 brings, yoy got this!
Love uou!💕
Nini! Sleep sweet! 🥰
December 29, 2024 at 6:23 AM
I'vr been drinkinf but before I go to bed I need to tell ysll something...
Ur wonderful
Ur smazing
Ur stronf as f***
You hsve an ass that csn topple empired
Ur cspable of grest things
Ur dick is huge
Whstever 2025 brings, yoy got this!
Love uou!💕
Nini! Sleep sweet! 🥰
Ur wonderful
Ur smazing
Ur stronf as f***
You hsve an ass that csn topple empired
Ur cspable of grest things
Ur dick is huge
Whstever 2025 brings, yoy got this!
Love uou!💕
Nini! Sleep sweet! 🥰
See, the problem with most common greetings is they're uninclusive or have other problems.
• "Ladies and Gentlemen!" is too formal.
• "Guys, Gal's, And Enbys!" Feigns inclusivity but still excludes some groups.
• "Hey Y'all!" - Is just too southern.
The only good greeting?
• "Ladies and Gentlemen!" is too formal.
• "Guys, Gal's, And Enbys!" Feigns inclusivity but still excludes some groups.
• "Hey Y'all!" - Is just too southern.
The only good greeting?
December 28, 2024 at 5:44 PM
See, the problem with most common greetings is they're uninclusive or have other problems.
• "Ladies and Gentlemen!" is too formal.
• "Guys, Gal's, And Enbys!" Feigns inclusivity but still excludes some groups.
• "Hey Y'all!" - Is just too southern.
The only good greeting?
• "Ladies and Gentlemen!" is too formal.
• "Guys, Gal's, And Enbys!" Feigns inclusivity but still excludes some groups.
• "Hey Y'all!" - Is just too southern.
The only good greeting?
While I won’t say the murder UHC’s CEO was good.
Those decrying Luigi’s allegations don’t yet grasp; Within the justice vacuums of oppressive societies combating peaceful change, force becomes the only remaining recourse.
It might not be ethical or moral.
But it was acceptable.
Those decrying Luigi’s allegations don’t yet grasp; Within the justice vacuums of oppressive societies combating peaceful change, force becomes the only remaining recourse.
It might not be ethical or moral.
But it was acceptable.
December 27, 2024 at 10:57 PM
While I won’t say the murder UHC’s CEO was good.
Those decrying Luigi’s allegations don’t yet grasp; Within the justice vacuums of oppressive societies combating peaceful change, force becomes the only remaining recourse.
It might not be ethical or moral.
But it was acceptable.
Those decrying Luigi’s allegations don’t yet grasp; Within the justice vacuums of oppressive societies combating peaceful change, force becomes the only remaining recourse.
It might not be ethical or moral.
But it was acceptable.
I’ll take “WTF Is wrong with me!?” for 1200, Alex! 🤣
December 27, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I’ll take “WTF Is wrong with me!?” for 1200, Alex! 🤣
Hope you’ve been naughty, Cause your lil miss spooky clause is live on twitch!!!
Midnight to Midnight…
24 hours of horror games…
Come join us for a…
HAPPY CRISIS!!!
Starting with alien isolation!
Midnight to Midnight…
24 hours of horror games…
Come join us for a…
HAPPY CRISIS!!!
Starting with alien isolation!
December 25, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Hope you’ve been naughty, Cause your lil miss spooky clause is live on twitch!!!
Midnight to Midnight…
24 hours of horror games…
Come join us for a…
HAPPY CRISIS!!!
Starting with alien isolation!
Midnight to Midnight…
24 hours of horror games…
Come join us for a…
HAPPY CRISIS!!!
Starting with alien isolation!
Many people, myself included, don't have family to visit or a safe space to be Late december. Myself included. To help provide a space for people to be comfortable, I'm going live from midnight to midnight.
Because you know what?
Fuck you.
*Spookies your holiday*
Because you know what?
Fuck you.
*Spookies your holiday*
December 25, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Many people, myself included, don't have family to visit or a safe space to be Late december. Myself included. To help provide a space for people to be comfortable, I'm going live from midnight to midnight.
Because you know what?
Fuck you.
*Spookies your holiday*
Because you know what?
Fuck you.
*Spookies your holiday*
Tomorrows plans got cancelled… spending it alone… 24hr stream on twitch when I get home??? 👀
More info to come soon…
More info to come soon…
December 24, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Tomorrows plans got cancelled… spending it alone… 24hr stream on twitch when I get home??? 👀
More info to come soon…
More info to come soon…
Some random driver offered me a ride into the city. I said yes, was great until I found out they were a cop. 🤮😭
A murderer would have literally been better.
A murderer would have literally been better.
December 24, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Some random driver offered me a ride into the city. I said yes, was great until I found out they were a cop. 🤮😭
A murderer would have literally been better.
A murderer would have literally been better.
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i have tragic american immigration news
December 13, 2024 at 11:46 PM
i have tragic american immigration news
This Christmas, I’m drinking alone and listening to music so sad it’ll make my targeted ads scream “Find a therapist!!!”
And to all my friends, enemies, and those yet to be measured; In Europe and beyond! Happy X-Mas eve!!!
Wishing everyone warm tidings and good company this holiday season
And to all my friends, enemies, and those yet to be measured; In Europe and beyond! Happy X-Mas eve!!!
Wishing everyone warm tidings and good company this holiday season
December 24, 2024 at 1:32 AM
This Christmas, I’m drinking alone and listening to music so sad it’ll make my targeted ads scream “Find a therapist!!!”
And to all my friends, enemies, and those yet to be measured; In Europe and beyond! Happy X-Mas eve!!!
Wishing everyone warm tidings and good company this holiday season
And to all my friends, enemies, and those yet to be measured; In Europe and beyond! Happy X-Mas eve!!!
Wishing everyone warm tidings and good company this holiday season
[Twirling my hair while I flirt with a writer] oh my god, you also, get mad, when the editor, takes out your unnecessary commas?! 🥺
[twirling my hair while i flirt with a writer] you use en dashes too??
[twirling my hair while i flirt with a cartographer] no, no, it’s like TOTALLY the territory
December 23, 2024 at 5:44 AM
[Twirling my hair while I flirt with a writer] oh my god, you also, get mad, when the editor, takes out your unnecessary commas?! 🥺