KylesForMiles
@kylesformiles.bsky.social
I'm a "Molṑn labé" guy, but for porno instead of guns
I stream games sometimes - twitch.tv/milesofkyles
I stream games sometimes - twitch.tv/milesofkyles
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KylesForMiles
@kylesformiles.bsky.social
· Sep 29
The sample is secure at the drop point. I repeat, the sample is secure at the drop point. Over.
I've done a lot of embarrassing things in my life, but at least I'm not the guy who invented Daleks
January 7, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I've done a lot of embarrassing things in my life, but at least I'm not the guy who invented Daleks
Okay what the fuck? Y'all are irritating my imposter anxiety or whatever.
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Okay what the fuck? Y'all are irritating my imposter anxiety or whatever.
Technologically speaking, lagging a full generation or two behind has generally always been my comfort zone. In related news, finally got my decade old 4K TV set up properly. I think I'm finally ready to allow myself glimpse of the long forbidden pixels 🤘
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Technologically speaking, lagging a full generation or two behind has generally always been my comfort zone. In related news, finally got my decade old 4K TV set up properly. I think I'm finally ready to allow myself glimpse of the long forbidden pixels 🤘
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
Gotta say, updating drivers makes all the difference sometimes
January 1, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Gotta say, updating drivers makes all the difference sometimes
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Whenever we're out of this shit the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau should be built into an absolutely nightmare bureaucratic goliath. Increase the original funding by a million times and hire thousands of staffers trying to fuck shit up for business.
December 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Whenever we're out of this shit the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau should be built into an absolutely nightmare bureaucratic goliath. Increase the original funding by a million times and hire thousands of staffers trying to fuck shit up for business.
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Some of this health speculation is unfair and irresponsible, so I’d urge President Trump to set the record straight once and for all by dying ASAP.
The President of the United States appears to be getting regular IV infusions, the public doesn’t know anything about it, & the DC media evidently doesn’t care.
We are months into the mystery of Trump’s hands, the White House is lying, & I’ve seen a grand total of one serious news story about it.
We are months into the mystery of Trump’s hands, the White House is lying, & I’ve seen a grand total of one serious news story about it.
Trump looked pretty rough today -- note that both of his hands are discolored
(Joe Raedle/Getty)
(Joe Raedle/Getty)
December 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Some of this health speculation is unfair and irresponsible, so I’d urge President Trump to set the record straight once and for all by dying ASAP.
Show my post, you cowards #AEWWorldsEnd
December 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Show my post, you cowards #AEWWorldsEnd
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
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rare post that gets better with every single word
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
rare post that gets better with every single word
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Christian Fascism with Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job characteristics.
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Christian Fascism with Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job characteristics.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
The punchline to this story is that the War AI only had to flash fry a forest the size of Colorado to come to this conclusion. But hey, you can't argue with the results 🤷
lmao
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The punchline to this story is that the War AI only had to flash fry a forest the size of Colorado to come to this conclusion. But hey, you can't argue with the results 🤷
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I have a tawny in my new backyard. *Crying* 😮😍🥲
December 13, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I have a tawny in my new backyard. *Crying* 😮😍🥲
Hearing the president is on his "Affordability tour." I hope he's playing all the hits, like "I'm Sick of Hearing That Word (Affordability)," "Everybody Do the Affordability Hoax, ft. Kid Rock," and the surprisingly tender, yearning ballad "That Handsome Young Muslim"
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Hearing the president is on his "Affordability tour." I hope he's playing all the hits, like "I'm Sick of Hearing That Word (Affordability)," "Everybody Do the Affordability Hoax, ft. Kid Rock," and the surprisingly tender, yearning ballad "That Handsome Young Muslim"
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You wouldn’t know a jungle boy if it jumped out and bit you in the dick! #AEWDynamite
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
You wouldn’t know a jungle boy if it jumped out and bit you in the dick! #AEWDynamite
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We're going to have to kill and eat the Grinch to gain his anti-christmassy powers. The effect will be temporary, but it should allow us to perceive reality as it truly is, without the illusory effect of Christmas joy. If my calculations are correct, Santa buried his phylactery there,
December 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
We're going to have to kill and eat the Grinch to gain his anti-christmassy powers. The effect will be temporary, but it should allow us to perceive reality as it truly is, without the illusory effect of Christmas joy. If my calculations are correct, Santa buried his phylactery there,
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also always deeply funny that every sci-fi video game from 1999-2014 was trying to be Aliens, and copied everything except the...working class woman protagonist
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
also always deeply funny that every sci-fi video game from 1999-2014 was trying to be Aliens, and copied everything except the...working class woman protagonist
For sale: Yard Santa, hella dabbing
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
For sale: Yard Santa, hella dabbing
Fulfilling my social media obligation to remind you that BAD things are happening and it is NOT OKAY 🤬
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Fulfilling my social media obligation to remind you that BAD things are happening and it is NOT OKAY 🤬
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At this point I fully expect a pardon for Hannibal Lecter
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
At this point I fully expect a pardon for Hannibal Lecter