Luke Hanlon
@lahanlon.bsky.social
Anthony Edwards/Justin Jefferson/Royce Lewis stan
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I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle
January 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle
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Watching football
January 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Watching football
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"If that's not a highlight reel goal I don't know what is"
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
January 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
"If that's not a highlight reel goal I don't know what is"
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
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Pentz Homes will be doing a rolling food drive to support our struggling local businesses and help the families who are afraid to leave their homes. You can help in two ways! Shop at local immigrant-owned stores and donate the goods, or send us your funds and we will do the shopping for you.
January 11, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Pentz Homes will be doing a rolling food drive to support our struggling local businesses and help the families who are afraid to leave their homes. You can help in two ways! Shop at local immigrant-owned stores and donate the goods, or send us your funds and we will do the shopping for you.
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Folks, here is another local place that works with a lot of vulnerable kids and their families that could use your help.
January 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Folks, here is another local place that works with a lot of vulnerable kids and their families that could use your help.
The Packers this season:
1. Had Clay Matthews use Trump to try to clown the Bears
2. Elon wore a cheesehead while trying to buy a state election (and lost)
3. Held a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk
4. Ended their season on a five-game losing streak and blew an 18-point lead in the playoffs
1. Had Clay Matthews use Trump to try to clown the Bears
2. Elon wore a cheesehead while trying to buy a state election (and lost)
3. Held a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk
4. Ended their season on a five-game losing streak and blew an 18-point lead in the playoffs
January 11, 2026 at 6:31 AM
The Packers this season:
1. Had Clay Matthews use Trump to try to clown the Bears
2. Elon wore a cheesehead while trying to buy a state election (and lost)
3. Held a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk
4. Ended their season on a five-game losing streak and blew an 18-point lead in the playoffs
1. Had Clay Matthews use Trump to try to clown the Bears
2. Elon wore a cheesehead while trying to buy a state election (and lost)
3. Held a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk
4. Ended their season on a five-game losing streak and blew an 18-point lead in the playoffs
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[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
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This is why I hate seeing “ICE is now the largest police force in the US.”
Not just wrong on the facts—it has less than 1/2 the officers of the NYPD alone.
But it DEF lacks the staff needed to police the US as a whole.
It has ~3,500 commando cosplayers. In a national of 325,000,000.
Cannot win.
Not just wrong on the facts—it has less than 1/2 the officers of the NYPD alone.
But it DEF lacks the staff needed to police the US as a whole.
It has ~3,500 commando cosplayers. In a national of 325,000,000.
Cannot win.
January 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM
This is why I hate seeing “ICE is now the largest police force in the US.”
Not just wrong on the facts—it has less than 1/2 the officers of the NYPD alone.
But it DEF lacks the staff needed to police the US as a whole.
It has ~3,500 commando cosplayers. In a national of 325,000,000.
Cannot win.
Not just wrong on the facts—it has less than 1/2 the officers of the NYPD alone.
But it DEF lacks the staff needed to police the US as a whole.
It has ~3,500 commando cosplayers. In a national of 325,000,000.
Cannot win.
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This is both a game they had no business winning and also a devastating loss
December 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
This is both a game they had no business winning and also a devastating loss
Texas A&M’s run to the volleyball title is one of the most impressive things I’ve seen in sports history
December 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Texas A&M’s run to the volleyball title is one of the most impressive things I’ve seen in sports history
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It almost looks like he killed the Stanford tree and skinned it and is wearing it as a pelt
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It almost looks like he killed the Stanford tree and skinned it and is wearing it as a pelt
Ant played #ethicalbasketball tonight
December 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Ant played #ethicalbasketball tonight
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You can't Flea Flicker into a screen, man. That's a fuckin tease. None of that shit. You fucking huck that ball none of this wimpy shit.
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
You can't Flea Flicker into a screen, man. That's a fuckin tease. None of that shit. You fucking huck that ball none of this wimpy shit.
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Do you have a whistle? Are you whistle trained? Is everyone in your house (above age idk 10?) trained ?
(my dogs don’t like it!)
Form a crowd stay loud. Tell targeted neighbors to stay inside when they hear whistles & don’t open the door.
(my dogs don’t like it!)
Form a crowd stay loud. Tell targeted neighbors to stay inside when they hear whistles & don’t open the door.
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Do you have a whistle? Are you whistle trained? Is everyone in your house (above age idk 10?) trained ?
(my dogs don’t like it!)
Form a crowd stay loud. Tell targeted neighbors to stay inside when they hear whistles & don’t open the door.
(my dogs don’t like it!)
Form a crowd stay loud. Tell targeted neighbors to stay inside when they hear whistles & don’t open the door.
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God there are some obituaries I look forward to read
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
God there are some obituaries I look forward to read
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Dumbest analysis in sports but JJ McCarthy is a winner. Simple as that
November 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Dumbest analysis in sports but JJ McCarthy is a winner. Simple as that
Anyone theorizing J.J. McCarthy's injury as a "soft benching" deserves to severely sprain their ankle
October 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Anyone theorizing J.J. McCarthy's injury as a "soft benching" deserves to severely sprain their ankle
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the entire brewers team should sit down like Richie Tenenbaum and take their socks and shoes off. make security drag you away.
October 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
the entire brewers team should sit down like Richie Tenenbaum and take their socks and shoes off. make security drag you away.
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Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter
October 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter
Few better feelings than when an incredibly hyped movie I’ve been waiting months for exceeds my expectations. Felt like I was floating when the credits started rolling. Thank you, PTA.
October 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Few better feelings than when an incredibly hyped movie I’ve been waiting months for exceeds my expectations. Felt like I was floating when the credits started rolling. Thank you, PTA.