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He was a Whopper, I was a McRib—back for a limited time, only at participating locations. He told me to "have it your way," I was content enough to say "I'm lovin' it." Could I really be his Burger Queen? He doesn't have a worm in his brain by the way. So the memes are wrong, the ones about the worm
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He was a Whopper, I was a McRib—back for a limited time, only at participating locations. He told me to "have it your way," I was content enough to say "I'm lovin' it." Could I really be his Burger Queen? He doesn't have a worm in his brain by the way. So the memes are wrong, the ones about the worm
I don’t even golf and I would buy so many of these. #decoyohtani #ohtani
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I don’t even golf and I would buy so many of these. #decoyohtani #ohtani
Wait, can we do this? Wax on and on about how MAGA is persecuting catholics? because I was raised catholic, I want in on that.
The U.S. bishops defended migrant families. Tom Homan snapped. Nan Hayworth called Pope Leo a “tool of our enemies.” Tim Burchett accused the church of getting rich off of sex trafficking.
Matt Walsh, Lara Logan, and the rest joined in. This is what MAGA anti-Catholicism looks like.
Matt Walsh, Lara Logan, and the rest joined in. This is what MAGA anti-Catholicism looks like.
“Pope Leo Is a Tool of Our Enemies”: Homan Leads MAGA Attacks as Hayworth, Others Pile On
It’s the latest MAGA attack on Pope Leo’s pro-immigrant stance. Disgraced border chief Tom Homan — caught taking a $50,000 bribe in a Cava takeout bag — led the charge against Leo and the bishops.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Wait, can we do this? Wax on and on about how MAGA is persecuting catholics? because I was raised catholic, I want in on that.
I need the right to understand that these threats are a feature, not a bug:
Bill Clinton: motherfuckers do you KNOW how many followers Monica Lewinsky has? We would go to WAR for that woman. FUCK Bill Clinton’s exploitative ass. Right to jail, right away.
Bill Clinton: motherfuckers do you KNOW how many followers Monica Lewinsky has? We would go to WAR for that woman. FUCK Bill Clinton’s exploitative ass. Right to jail, right away.
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I need the right to understand that these threats are a feature, not a bug:
Bill Clinton: motherfuckers do you KNOW how many followers Monica Lewinsky has? We would go to WAR for that woman. FUCK Bill Clinton’s exploitative ass. Right to jail, right away.
Bill Clinton: motherfuckers do you KNOW how many followers Monica Lewinsky has? We would go to WAR for that woman. FUCK Bill Clinton’s exploitative ass. Right to jail, right away.
Perhaps we could establish something where people could use collective power to bargain. Maybe you could set it up online. Call it an exchange. Offer credits based on income.
Just spitballing.
Just spitballing.
TRUMP: We’re going to give Americans the money to buy health insurance
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Perhaps we could establish something where people could use collective power to bargain. Maybe you could set it up online. Call it an exchange. Offer credits based on income.
Just spitballing.
Just spitballing.
Psst, media, over here: I am begging you to consider, for one moment, to consider the possibility that this isn't some political bungling by the white house and that the things he is doing "make him look guilty" BECAUSE HE IS FUCKING GUILTY.
Oh my GOD, you guys.
Oh my GOD, you guys.
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Psst, media, over here: I am begging you to consider, for one moment, to consider the possibility that this isn't some political bungling by the white house and that the things he is doing "make him look guilty" BECAUSE HE IS FUCKING GUILTY.
Oh my GOD, you guys.
Oh my GOD, you guys.
The fun part of not worshipping politicians is that I do not give a kentucky fried fuck whether any of these people go to prison. "Oh no not the weird LinkedIn guy who said the army should invade San Francisco" lmaooooooo
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The fun part of not worshipping politicians is that I do not give a kentucky fried fuck whether any of these people go to prison. "Oh no not the weird LinkedIn guy who said the army should invade San Francisco" lmaooooooo
So, uh, he's definitely bout to croak then?
JD Vance: "I serve under Donald Trump, who is very healthy. If I served under Joe Biden, I'd probably be worried every minute of every day that he was gonna croak and that I'd have to become president."
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
So, uh, he's definitely bout to croak then?
To paraphrase the late great political scientist Norm Macdonald: the worst part of this is not PR mismanagement. It's the raping.
GOP Rep. Bacon: "I do think this was a PR disaster for the White House. When you tell everybody you're going to release everything, that you have the names of all the clients, and then you then you come back and say, 'oh, there was none.' This was a self-inflicted wound by the White House."
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
To paraphrase the late great political scientist Norm Macdonald: the worst part of this is not PR mismanagement. It's the raping.
Hakeem Jeffries can fuck off into the sun. “We’re not going to be lectured” no you’re just gonna be dog walked fucking constantly.
Jeffries: We are not going to be lectured by anyone on the other side of the aisle about fiscal responsibility when the bill that you just passed is the most fiscally irresponsible piece of legislation ever…
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Hakeem Jeffries can fuck off into the sun. “We’re not going to be lectured” no you’re just gonna be dog walked fucking constantly.
Has anyone ever asked him why, if these tariffs are so critical, he refuses to ask the Congress his party controls to just fuckin pass them properly?
Deeply sick stuff from Trump here. HE did this to our country. Donald Trump did it to us. HE created this fiasco!
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Has anyone ever asked him why, if these tariffs are so critical, he refuses to ask the Congress his party controls to just fuckin pass them properly?
Fuckin babies aren’t gonna like Chicago in April either.
"Another source with direct knowledge said the number of Border Patrol agents currently operating in the Chicago area will go from 250 down to 100. But in March, that number could increase to 1,000 agents."
chicago.suntimes.com/public-safet... w/ @jonseidel.bsky.social
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U.S. Border Patrol boss Greg Bovino, fellow agents expected to leave Chicago soon
Homeland Security Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin insists “we aren’t leaving Chicago,” but the feds' immigration campaign is expected to begin winding down. However, one source said they could b...
chicago.suntimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Fuckin babies aren’t gonna like Chicago in April either.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Just picturing the meeting where they were trying to talk him out of tariffing rare earth minerals and he asked "but why can't we just make them here" so many times that someone finally was just like "BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS HOW MAGNETS WORK. IT'S AN ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET" and he was like "oh ok."
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Just picturing the meeting where they were trying to talk him out of tariffing rare earth minerals and he asked "but why can't we just make them here" so many times that someone finally was just like "BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS HOW MAGNETS WORK. IT'S AN ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET" and he was like "oh ok."
Well if he ASSURED it.
I swear to god we don't even deserve a democracy.
I swear to god we don't even deserve a democracy.
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Well if he ASSURED it.
I swear to god we don't even deserve a democracy.
I swear to god we don't even deserve a democracy.
Imagine being so desperate for friends that you're willing to pander to nazi pornbots.
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Imagine being so desperate for friends that you're willing to pander to nazi pornbots.
Last Tuesday voters proved that standing up to trump does in fact work. People sacrificed for this. They were ok with it. They blamed HIM. And these fucking twitter-addicted morons have all decided he’s a 500 pound gorilla who cannot be toppled anyway.
Fuck it. Primary all of them. Clean it out.
Fuck it. Primary all of them. Clean it out.
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Last Tuesday voters proved that standing up to trump does in fact work. People sacrificed for this. They were ok with it. They blamed HIM. And these fucking twitter-addicted morons have all decided he’s a 500 pound gorilla who cannot be toppled anyway.
Fuck it. Primary all of them. Clean it out.
Fuck it. Primary all of them. Clean it out.
Democratic politicians finally got to see what winning looked like and decided they didn't care for it, I guess.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Democratic politicians finally got to see what winning looked like and decided they didn't care for it, I guess.
I will volunteer my time for free to help any Dem trying to primary one of these cowards caving to end the shutdown. Anyone, any time.
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I will volunteer my time for free to help any Dem trying to primary one of these cowards caving to end the shutdown. Anyone, any time.
The national press should be talking about nothing but what is happening in Chicago right now and it is a generational failure that they are not.
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The national press should be talking about nothing but what is happening in Chicago right now and it is a generational failure that they are not.
No delicious ethnic food for white supremacists. Let them eat mayonnaise.
Bovino went into popular Carniceria Aguascalientes in heart of Little Village.
“They said they were just here to buy something,” said Elizabeth Gutierrez. “I told them we wouldn’t serve them and escorted them out. Bovino seemed upset, but I don’t care.” www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/08/c...
“They said they were just here to buy something,” said Elizabeth Gutierrez. “I told them we wouldn’t serve them and escorted them out. Bovino seemed upset, but I don’t care.” www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/08/c...
Shots fired at immigration agents in Little Village as residents confront Bovino, Border Patrol, authorities say
Community members once again confronted a convoy of Border Patrol agents led by Cmdr. Gregory Bovino as it moved through Chicago’s South Side neighborhoods.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
No delicious ethnic food for white supremacists. Let them eat mayonnaise.
As a person who does not give one fuck about stolen gems but lives for a good heist story, every new piece of news about the Louvre heist is my new favorite thing ever.
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
As a person who does not give one fuck about stolen gems but lives for a good heist story, every new piece of news about the Louvre heist is my new favorite thing ever.
Richest man in the world and he can’t find a real human woman to smile and say she loves him. Do you have any idea how personally awful you have to be for that? DONALD TRUMP is married. Holy shit.
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Richest man in the world and he can’t find a real human woman to smile and say she loves him. Do you have any idea how personally awful you have to be for that? DONALD TRUMP is married. Holy shit.
This is the first time in my memory that the story post-election has been about voters going back on campaign promises.
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
Supermarket Billionaire Reacts To Mamdani’s Win
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
www.forbes.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This is the first time in my memory that the story post-election has been about voters going back on campaign promises.